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Don't look now but Michigan just won in walkoff fashion in women's softball #hail
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Puck sluts must be hating on Aly Raisman so bad right now. I mean it’s one thing to get booty calls and fuck these guys when you meet em out at bars and shit. But getting Eifel Towered in the locker room? Game, set, match…Raisman.
PS – Wearing all your medals to the game? Hardoooooo……
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I haven’t seen that much Jew gold around a neck since King Herod
I know you screenshotted that just so we could see that he follows you
relax with the ink tyler
All I see is a picture of what must be your son’s nose.
she had her medal because she was honored before the game
My spirt wasn’t the only thing today’s Smokeshow raised…
That girl is like a hard 4. Minus 5 for being a puckslut. she is now a Hard -1
@twisted cool story bro
Much like Renee, she loves to take it in the sludge.
yo do this broad have big cans or not? I can’t get a read on these Warlocks
marchand such a fuckin clown
you’re suck fucking crass. You would think at some point you could let up just a bit?
Are tattoos gay I can’t decide??? Need the stoolies opinions before i make a mistake
Didn’t want to say anything too vile until I Google verified that she was 18…
She’s a very pretty young lady.
this girl is milking the hell out of these olympic medals. kind of impressive but still getting honored at things? all good things must come to an end
Sweet tattoo sleeve bro!! What trailer park is he from?
I would put it in her butt without asking.
seguin is so so so hateable
Funny thing is, she’s tougher than those two pansies.
@ovechtrick8 – no that shows that pres is following seguin. good twitter knowledge brah
She grew up
The shit I would do…
my boy put it in her poop shoot
@salo wrong, but good twitter knowledge brah
salo’s a fucking moron
I would do things to her that she couldn’t even pronounce.
@salo you’re dumb, brah
@Salo, easy brah and pay attention to detail.
Seguins a squid
do the gold medals get her laid……why yes, yes they do
I fucked a chic from Tinder this weekend.
Is Raisman 18 yet? Shorty is low key pretty cute in that “I’m cocky as shit and I will dominate you in the sack” kind of way.
is marshmand really only 5 inches taller than that midget?
Marchand is the ugliest cunt I’ve ever seen. Ok, Chara is worse
Hopefully that sleeve helps with his awkwardness talking to ladies. Do you still have that video of him at that minor league baseball game? Fucking terrible.
Can we just discuss how average she is? Chicks not even hot.
When does bitch face turn 18? She wouldn’t even give Marchand the time of day.
Ironically enough, she has the same amount of spokes on her anus as she does on that Bruins jersey.
@lockoutcookout me too! Best. App. Ever.
they all have more money than anyone whos talking about them…she wouldnt give you the time of day even though shes a -1… so you cant even get a -1 to talk to you. stupid people on here hide behind computers
Obviously Marchand didn’t make it to the show on looks alone
salo: classic. good twitter knowledge brah! haha grow some clue!!
I dont want i NEED a bitchface post asap.
Ok. I get that she is mildly hot is you are from the Boston area, but are we supposed to know who the two midgets are next to her?
I had thought hockey was extinct, but that’s because I only watch sports on TV
This MUST be a Boston site, cause noone is even questioning who these clowns are, why they are posted anywhere, or why they are hanging out in a JV locker room with an underage looking girl.
I wish you two pedo bears could begin to sniff the athletic ability of ms Raisman (not literally, although I’d bet it smells like charged summer rain).
A professional Women’s jumping on Fake Horses, Tumbling on the Ground League (or whatever it would be called) doesn’t even exist. Don’t you two homos feel bad knowing she is infinitely more recognizable than you, not to mention more athletic.
You will be worthy of a picture with her when YOU earn 6 whatevers they give away for winning a full Hockey season (I assume there is a winner, right? or does the season just run continuously?
I do have to admit, however, that the Bruins’ jersey is one of the best in all sports. Especially on a female.
^ take some midol and make me a sandwich
This is the reason you can’t show your jew face in boston. Your very open about how much of a skinner you are. Yeah she may be 18 now but you have been stalking this girl for way to long. I still hope you get ass raped the next time your on newbury street. Your such a pussy and no that doesn’t mean you get pussy. Your a jew, and we all know jews don’t get pussy. Oh and no newbury steet isn’t really boston just like weymouth or west rokxbury where ever you live. Where do you live so I can rob you
@pentultimate, you mad bro??
I dunno. I think Aly Raisman looks kind of mannish.
Raisman tastes like multi-grain cheerios #gross rather stick it in bitch faces tiny side smerk
@seanj130, a “HARD -1″? You sound bitter… does seanj really stand for Shawn Johnson from the ’08 games? Are you mad that Raisman has stolen your thunder?
I’d do you both btw