Blacklabeladultshops – The OhMibod vibrator syncs with the music you are playing on your iPod, computer, CD player, electric guitar or anything that has a normal 3.5mm audio out option like that on your iPod. To increase the intensity of the vibrations simply turn up the volume or change the genre of music you are listening to. This vibrator is 6.5 inches long and just over 1 inch wide and the vibrations run the entire length of its shaft. If you find yourself without your iPod the OhMiBod converts into a conventional vibrator with a variable control on the end cap. It comes with a splitter and a 5 ft freedom cord so you have plenty of room to listen to your music and control your orgasmic pleasure all from your iPod controls.

That whoosh sound you just heard was me rushing to figure out how do to invest in the OhMibod. Seriously this sounds like the best invention since the wheel. My only concern is that if vibrator technology keeps advancing at this rate pretty soon dicks are going to become obsolete. I mean imagine a chick turning on a little Adam Lambert while attached to this thing? She’d have cum flying out of her ear drums.  There is just no way a dude you can compete with the Lambert high notes. Just no way. In fact I almost didn’t want to post this blog because I don’t want the First Lady finding about this toy and then comparing it to me.  But then I thought about all the single females that read the Stool and I decided they deserve to know.  A more selfless act Stoolie Nation has never seen.