Introducing the OhMibod Ipod
Blacklabeladultshops – The OhMibod vibrator syncs with the music you are playing on your iPod, computer, CD player, electric guitar or anything that has a normal 3.5mm audio out option like that on your iPod. To increase the intensity of the vibrations simply turn up the volume or change the genre of music you are listening to. This vibrator is 6.5 inches long and just over 1 inch wide and the vibrations run the entire length of its shaft. If you find yourself without your iPod the OhMiBod converts into a conventional vibrator with a variable control on the end cap. It comes with a splitter and a 5 ft freedom cord so you have plenty of room to listen to your music and control your orgasmic pleasure all from your iPod controls.
That whoosh sound you just heard was me rushing to figure out how do to invest in the OhMibod. Seriously this sounds like the best invention since the wheel. My only concern is that if vibrator technology keeps advancing at this rate pretty soon dicks are going to become obsolete. I mean imagine a chick turning on a little Adam Lambert while attached to this thing? She’d have cum flying out of her ear drums. There is just no way a dude you can compete with the Lambert high notes. Just no way. In fact I almost didn’t want to post this blog because I don’t want the First Lady finding about this toy and then comparing it to me. But then I thought about all the single females that read the Stool and I decided they deserve to know. A more selfless act Stoolie Nation has never seen.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 06/1/09, 4:35 pm |
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Now that was a funny post. Good work.
Casey Tatum owns one for every day of the week, all double edged
i’ve figured it out.
Pres is so lazy about checking emails that he’s literally got a five-year backlog of emails.
Someone must have emailed him about this thing years ago, and he only just now checked that email.
Because dude, this shit is OLD.
Trapp sticks this in his ass and farts
rockyou,
you didn’t just waste that much time to write that did you?
jumboman72 has 5 of these, rainbow colors, and sticks all 5 up his fat ass
hmm.. viagra soaked iPud maybe?… no, nothing, hot pocket?..
Rockyou has been using this in his ass for years.
wow ur funny exodus. ur just the man
shut your fat mouth
exodus ur a pretty sick fuck too dude. takes a real man to use a name making fun of a 4 year old girl who was killed. fuckin scumbag.
hahaha are “fat jokes” all u got exodus?? u dont even know if im fat. at least i have the luxury of KNOWING ur a dirtbag.
Regardless of the age of this invention, I find it to be a hilarious post. What happens if she’s listening to Dave Matthews, does it put her to sleep?
Dude am going give my wife this with a bunch of heavy metal & old school hip hop on it, than I will leave and go to the bar.
This is awesome
greatest…invention…. ever
“I mean imagine a chick turning on a little Adam Lambert while attached to this thing? She’d have cum flying out of her ear drums. ”
classic quote. Somebody needs to start putting together a collection of HOF quotes/posts.
rockyou what is your favorite song to play with this?
Pres, if a girl tunes this thing into Adam Lambert, it will crawl out of her puss and bury itself in her ass.
truly a selfless act. Thank you Pres
With voices like O’Brien and Maxwell during long sports seasons this contraption is going to give new meaning to the term “broadcasts.”
Are we going to see a lambert, orgasm, ohmibod shirt?
i want one.
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