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Is my wife the only person who watches RuPaul drag queen? She's obsessed with it. Weirdo.
Has anybody in the history of earth ever accomplished more with an uglier face than Seal? I mean first he bags Heidi Klum and now he gets his mutilated face on a scratch ticket. Like okay I give up? What do people like about his face? Because it makes me want to puke. It’s not like he has one scar. He’s flat out disfigured. Since when did that become hot?
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it’s because he believes he can fly
racist
no, he was kissed by a rose
and he has a very large penis
Situation – I think R. Kelly was the one who could fly. Seal is loved because he’s been kissed by a rose.
Seal wasn’t kissed by shit, what he got was a beat down with a hot bag of nickles.
Just what Seal’s face needs, more scratches
Heidi Klum said the first time she knew she wanted to bang Seal she saw him walking through an airport with tight pants on and the outline of his hose made her wet. The rest is history, just another supermodel attracted to an ugly face and a huge black pipe…
Looks like someone scratched off part of his face.
Great. Now post the Aniston GTA for everyone.
At least he doesn’t look like Beaker so he’s got that going for him.
I don’t know whats worse. You posting this or someone actually buying this.
don’t hate. the guy’s a fucking legend.
Is this seriously the best that Warner Bros. records could come up with?? No wonder the music industry is fucked.
Rukiddingme,
Where did you hear that shit?
To win this, I really thought you would have to try to match a pock mark.
I celebrate the whole Seal catalog
My bad it was a hotel lobby, check it out…
Conniehawkins here is part of the interview that can be found at: http://blog.vh1.com/2007-10-24/seal-has-a-big-penis/
“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow.“
Why “wow”? For you see, Seal was wearing spandex shorts. “And I pretty much saw everything,” says Heidi. “The whole package.”