Introducing The World’s Only Scumbag Long Distance Running Cat
First of all let’s not all suck this cat’s dick quite yet. He’s a long distance runner? Really bro? Since when is 49 seconds qualify as long distance running? Get over yourself. But that’s neither here nor there. More importantly I literally can’t wait for this cat to bail on this guy. Just crush his soul. You know it’s coming too. It’s going to be just like Rocky V. This cat is going to learn everything he needs to learn about long distance running from this sucker and then when he gets to the top of his profession he’s just going to bolt for the best offer. I’ve seen it a million times. But what do you expect? Cats have no loyalty. They have no compassion. They’ll claw your eyes out for a paycheck.
boy. look at him drive that cat’s pace with that “i just shit my pants” speed walk
just wasted 4 minutes of my life……
this guy is hiding bodies in his basement. Man I wish I had that time back…
Pres you dumbass – he didn’t say he ran 49 seconds – he said he DROPPED HIS TIME by 49 seconds. Pay attention.
He ran 56 seconds.
Asian family should move in next door. . . that would be the end of the cat.
lets not make fun of this clown too much
…. my guess is for a celebrity fitness coach that has trained the likes of (gasp) Rhea Pearlman training some stray cat while renting out a single room of someone elses shitty ranch house in northern jersey puts him about one bad day away from a bullet to the temple
Rocky V ?? What’s that? I don’t think that movie was ever made.
none of this matters anyway – the cat’s going to steal his breath and trash his rented room one night just for the fuck of it. That’s what cats do – steal your breath while you sleep and ruin your reputation.
F U Prez Cats Rock! your the one that would claw someones eyes out for a dollar!
prez. whats your beef with cats??
>5MinuteMajor
That’s dogs moron, not cats. Koreans eat cats.
y isnt this a featured story, oh ya its about some d bag and a stray cat, come on figure it out
Cats have been kicking some ass as of late.
I wonder how many of your fanbase caught the ghey after watching this…..let’s leave the inspirational cat vids to stoollala or perez jerry.
First story I can think of besides DiNiro of a white guy that’s seriously into black pussy.
pres is going to be one of those guys we see get arrested for fucking dogs
hey mikec2k3, the reason he disses cats is because cats don’t give a shit about their owners, their only wish is that if we were to suddenly drop dead that we do so on the couch so that they can sharpen their claws while they gnaw upon your flesh, Paulie from the sopranos got it right, their snakes with fur, theirs a reason the only country that worships cats is egypt, who also worship snakes
look how egypts doing, their countrys a goddamn mess
I’m guessing thats the only pussy buddy has seen in years
Jesus Christ. It’s no wonder our public education system is a complete failure. This asshole is a professor at FUCKING PRINCETON! I’m so fucking underpaid it’s sick. Guess I need some cats.
Did you see the look on the dog’s face with Rhea Pearlman? Methinks she stuck her digit into Fido’s bunghole
Rhea’s smaller than Danny DeVito’s dick. She for sure had her whole arm up the poor pooch. What a claim to fame…he trained a midget. I’d call him more of a puppetmaster than I would a personal trainer.