Iphones Think They Are So Cool With this Lasertag App
Fucking Iphone people and their fucking Iphones playing Lazertag and shit. Think they are so fucking cool. Fuck that noise! I don’t have time to run around the Mashable offices like a 2 year old playing kids games with dorks. I’m doing business. That’s what the Blackberry is for. It’s for businessmen who like doing big business. Plus if Blackberrys are good enough for Usain Bolt it’s good enough for me.
PS – For all you Iphone dick suckers who always ask why we don’t have an Iphone app well the answer is that we made one and then Apple denied it. Yup apparently Apple hates freedom of speech and pretty girls. Keep riding their dick homos. #blackberry4life
fact: if you don’t have a fixed keyboard on your phone you like penis in your bum. iphones are for suckas.
an iphone can do everything a blackberry can plus all the apps/games etc. It isnt even close. Just cuz your fat fingers cant type on a touch screen…
Pageviews!! Holla at ya boy!
the blackberry might be the most outdated, obsolete phone in existence today
Nokia 3310. Indestructible.
Yeah the fact that Research in Motion is teetering on the edge of failure is irrelevant to El Pres.
Apple is an evil corporation. For every iPhone sold, the United States now owes China an additional $200 or more. Look that shit up, its on Forbes. Thanks, iPhone users!
Cue the heated iPhone vs. Blackberry comment section debate!
And Portnoy how do you push those tiny BB buttons with those fat jew fingers you got?
Then why did Apple allow THE CHIVE their own app?? They are edgier and show hotter pieces of ass. Time to look into this again, Pageviews.
They probably denied your app because they found it works about as well as your “star voting system,” which is to say, not well. Hire someone good to create your app (not whoever manages this site) and I’m sure it will be accepted. Fucking Jew.
The Blackberry is an outdated piece of shit. Oh they have BBM? No one uses that and there is an app out there to replace it. Apple is an evil corporation that has its hand in everything. Android all the way. Google is the shit and the OS is open source meaning you can customize the crap out of it, not to mention no Big Brother censoring apps.
^ Google’s just as diabolical as Apple, bro.
Fuck yourself you big nosed Jew. Your droid app sucks dick so even if you had one for iphone it would just make your business shittier. How bout you pay someone who knows what they are doing to make an app, then maybe it wouldn’t get turned down and people would actually want to use it.
I miss playing laser tag all around the neighborhood, hiding in peoples bushes and shit… good times.
“I don’t have time to run around the Mashable offices like a 2 year old playing kids games with dorks.”
You post videos of people clowning, shitting themselves, and/or doing other dumbass shit for a living….you’re not exactly splitting the atom with your line of work, bro.
HAHAHAHA!!! You knuckle dragging old fuck. #blackberry4life??? We’re the hash tags #skypagers4life or #commodore644life taken??? Call me in a year when Blackberry is out of business on your StarTAC you tool.
You suck. Apple rules. Look up your stock price vs theirs. Loser.
Love the site. Think positive – at least you ate not Moe
^^ “are not moe”
Now that I think of it “ate not moe” may make more sense to moe.
Droid rapes the iphone…..also, i am sending this comment on my 2nd iPad which is also gay……so impossible to book travel on an ipad…anything with dates and the ipad completely sux
Bb4life = about 18 months. RIMM is dead.
what happens when in a laser-tag infused fit of rage I throw my gun and my iphone shatters the second it comes in contact with the floor
looks about as fun as the clap
can we shift back for a second and comment on how that sad old man was clearly trying to fuck the intern before she goes back to school on that piss poor video.
Android>Iphone>Blackberry
Girls underware at the 1:33 mark