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Is AB Green Real Life?
Believe it or not I’ve started to get a bunch of emails about this cat. AB Green. I think he goes to Newton High School or something. Either way he’s just KIP’ing all over the joint. AKA – Keep it Pimping. I literally can’t make heads or tails of this guy. Is he a comedian or his he really trying to be a rapper? I think he’s really trying to be a rapper. Like I don’t think his persona isn’t a joke or at least it’s not supposed to be. Is that possible? I’m so confused right now I can’t even tell you.
Anyway time to vote
Vote 1 for this guy is dead serious with his KIP and 10 for he’s the next Chris Rock
(2,048 votes, average: 1.75 out of 10)
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I hate, literally, every single thing about this kid. I want nothing but bad things to happen to him.
massachusetts, where faggot happens. not surprising he’s from jewton either.
nice male pattern balding at 23 years old you ASS CLOWN!
Jesus, what the fuck is going on with kids these days!
This guy is the shit, so funny
Just got up and went back to look at the wake up. May be the best wake up ever, made my pee pee real excited
Fucking fagetron.
that receding hair line is definitely not KIP…what a fuckin guinea
When all else fails, get back to sports. . .
“Bitch-ass gay Blogging for the common Man, by the Common Man…well kinda man”
First Video: 1:28 mark. The dude starts talking about the “haters” being ugly. So this dude is looking at other guys and talking about their looks???? Fucking GAY, DOUCHEBAG, DICKLOVING, SON OF A BITCH. Get a life, a job, a girl, or something that will take your pathetic life away from that fucking camera you hold up with one hand at your ugly fucking face.
But overall, he doesn’t seem that bad.
Nice eyebrows. Good move with the sunglasses faggo.
Just pimping like a rockstar at his parents house. Wait – what?
I kinda want to change my screenname to “Whodis”
Seems like a lock for Stoolapalooza 2011
What the fuck is in the water in Newton? Too much of mommy’s xanex i guess. Also they all call each other “mush”
A stoolie sleuth needs to find this cuntdragons info
nothin like keepin it gangsta on the mean streets of newton
he’s better than drake, isn’t he?
guy is hilarious. i dont care if hes for real or not. made me bust out laughing. i hope i never see his face again though
is that a jerry curl?
Newton, Wayland – where curly hair phonies happen
Nice hairline bro, keep the hat on.
he’s wicked good a abbreviated everything he says…KIP
Newton, redefining “douche” one rapper at a time. Only thing i see in this terd’s future is a bruised anus.
Isn’t Portnoy from newton?
after watching this I need to be put on suicide watch cause this almost made me loose the will to live it sucked so badly. holy shit AB green you suck so fucking badly. I have lost faith in humanity. Untill he comes out with a sex tape with one of his hot “girls” then he has no credability. 100% sure he made all this up… fuckin fake life
Nice hairline faggot. Somebody put a bullet in this kid
yo brah, how about you keep it KY and kill yourself.
holla
who knew Beaker had a Jew/Italian cousin?
I remember kids like this in highschool.
we used to beat them up.
Pres, this is 100% your fault, This is what your incessant promotion of terrible white rappers has led to.
A.B. Green = Ari Benjamin Greenberg. The next in a growing line of annoying Jewish rappers on the BSS concert circuit. Oyyyy vay.
A.B. > Sam Adams
Gotta give it to him – this queer plucks his eyebrows like a pro.
Obviously the “Haters” got to him for him to make a 6 minute video about it, Nice try pretending in his words it had “no effect” on him
“im on twitter, facebook, yo im fucking everywhere.”
yeah you and every person with an account on facebook or twitter you fucking idiot.
Side view boom! Side view boom!
this kid and every other homo who is like him needs to get a swift kick to the nuts, followed by repeated punches to the face. And there is absolutely no way this guy ever gets pussy, fucking faggot!!!!!
“Then she went down, like the opposite of up” The dude is LG aka lyrically genius aka AB GReaan.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/abgreenmixtapes?v=wall
if he gets a record deal he should invest some $ in rogaine.
Jesus, someone wake this fucking kid up and let him know it’s not 1998. He is worse than AIDS.
After viewing his facebook page where he posted this story 39 times, I think that he is indeed kip
hahahaha, he has to be kidding right? I am convinced this is a joke…if so, these are pretty fucking funny. If not, the Myans are looking more and more accurate.
REAL TALK!!!
Brian Austin-Green> A.B. Green
Why the fuck am I bringing a 2nd child into this world? Hopefully kids turn preppy again in 15 years.
That was some straight gangsta shit dissing there. Your girl would go into debt – word!!!!!
Nice 6 head there champ
There is nothing more “ill” than a jew with a weird beard from Newton. Honestly, what says “the streets” more than this gyu?
Kenny Powers had a son…shit!
hey el pres dont ever disrespect newton again… this fag is not from newton you idiot. granted i hate newton too but im from newton so i can say that you cant.
Just saw him in concert – best concert i’ve ever been to
– Yung Luciano
Pres gotta stop your dick throbbing love affair with these faggot, no-talent, white, young male rappers. You got a sickness and you need help curing it.
God I hope that A.B. Green is like an Ali G character and this kid is just laughing at all of us. But, I kinda have a feeling that he’s serious and that makes him probably the biggest douche bag I’ve ever seen in my 25 years on this planet.
I’m pretty sure this is a joke. This person just cannot actually exist.
This kid went to Brookline High not Newton he graduated ’06 w/ me, and yeah he’s dead serious.
might be the best comment in the history of the stool- from out of nowhere.
Lou Merloni says:
December 3, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Just got up and went back to look at the wake up. May be the best wake up ever, made my pee pee real excited
A new day will dawn in America when us whiteys get out of the rap game.
If you have nice furnishing in a large, clean detached home. don’t make rhymes.
I wish I knew this kids real name. Probably something like Alfonso Bernard Green or something.
A.B. Green = Birth Control
I have never seen someone have such a warped sense of reality. How this kid sees himself, and how the world sees this kid could not be further from each other. It is sad, But seriously…..is a little slow?
He’s got a Michael Bolton head of hair.
This kid goes to Lasell College… home of several potential smokeshows might I add.
In all honesty this kids rapping skills are average at best….and by average I mean awesome.
the guy is a gay
“It’s ya boy AB Green”. This kid is SFG…So fuckin Gay! “It’s ya boy AB Green” I’m balding! “It’s ya boy AB Green” I’m just KIP…Kissin icky pussy! Now im just ramblin on…”It’s ya boy AB Green”
How many times does this kid introduce him self…and how many abbreviations does he use…Maybe we should all talk like that…”Yo what did you do today? I FMG…Filled my gastank…I DSL….Did some laundry…This kid is a joke…
i bet his pops wishes he used the pullout method
He would go to Lasell…
I would kick this kid’s ass any day of the week, twice on sundays
AB Green’s real name is Alex Beck. He is from Brookline, not Newton. He graduated from Brookline High School in 2006. There is no Newton High School (Newton North used to be Newton High).
He was apparently a spectacular athlete. He used to school kids in basketball, was on Chris Jones’s team, and he used to crush home runs.
He also apparently has a child. So he’s not a virgin either.
gregn says:
December 3, 2010 at 9:09 pm
AB Green’s real name is Alex Beck. He is from Brookline, not Newton. He graduated from Brookline High School in 2006. There is no Newton High School (Newton North used to be Newton High).
He was apparently a spectacular athlete. He used to school kids in basketball, was on Chris Jones’s team, and he used to crush home runs.
He also apparently has a child. So he’s not a virgin either.
^
President of the AB Green fan club
for 1 being gangster is not cool, secondly thid kid is not even funny. Im disappointed in you pres for wasting my time with this clown today. . . thought you had better judgement
I think he’s balding… KIP!! get the fuck out.
can someone let this fucking tool know he is white and looks like a fucking idiot? thanks.
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i love the people talking shit about this kid while they spend their friday nights commenting on a blog. sweet lives.
and he’s doing the videos for entertainment. if you think he’s serious with this shit you’re a complete retard. kid is the absolute man in real life, and is just trying to build some buzz for his mix tapes, which are actually pretty good.
TCFalcon, step 1 remove his dick from your mouth. Step 2 repeat step 1
this kid is dead serious, and its sad
more hot fire comin straight outta brookline:
Z boy and his “SOBRO” CREW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6glU-oh7Es&feature=related
i wanna know for real though….is he serious?!
Stop wiggerdom now. Nothing worse than some douchebag pretending to be something he’s not. YOU ARE NOT BLACK! When Mom and Dad from Newton grow tired of your stupid shit, you can pick out a nice trailer with the rest of the trash. Enjoy!!!
WOW, I don’t even know how to respond to these videos, he looks like a jersey shore reject
AB Green sent my band a message on youtube saying that his video “HATERS” & his newest video “MVP” was about my band Unscripted Logic. I just find it funny that he messages my band on youtube challenging us to a battle and then putting up these videos where he doesn’t even rap. He “talks” more then he raps. AB GREEN is a “talker,” that is all he is.
In the youtube message he responds with, “Check out my new video, showed you the f up.”
Yeah son, you showed me up with an epic 3,289 dislikes. lol.
Anyways here is my singers diss back to AB GREEN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIKV_VmbOZA
You all can decide who won that. hahaha.
Guys dont hate on him he was obviously has a small penis
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