Is Big Papi Afraid of Joba Chamberlain?
N.Y. POST — If young Joba Chamberlain misbehaves tomorrow night, he might face a spanking from someone else’s Papi. With Chamberlain scheduled to start for the Yankees in the opener of a three-game series against the Red Sox, David Ortiz yesterday said the talented right-hander should avoid using Kevin Youkilis’ head as a bull’s-eye. “None of that, man — just play the game the way it’s supposed to be, and that’s about it,” Ortiz said, referring to Chamberlain. “This is a guy, as good as he is, the next step for him will be to earn respect from everybody in the league. He’s not a bad guy, but when things like that happen, people get the wrong idea.”
Well this is just classic – David Ortiz whining about Joba Chamberlain. I mean talk about throwing stones from a glass house? Hey Big Papi, Josh Beckett does it all the time and your buddy Pedro did it for 7 years. You remember how many times “Petey” threw 95+ at the heads of Jeter and Posada and the Yankees did nothing in response? Those are future Hall of Famers we’re talking about. Now Joba is just getting a little payback and Big Papi won’t stop whining about it. Give me a fucking break dude. Just because you have 0 homeruns and are struggling mightily without those Dominican milkshakes, I mean Manny Ramirez, doesn’t mean you get to complain.
Isn’t a Dominican Milkshake when… nevermind.
Manzo sucks
Manzo is there a blog topic you can’t completely fuck up?
The real-life Kenny Powers is getting crushed tonight whether he throw fastballs or beanballs…cue the Crown Royal
I wish I could throw 95+ as Mandzos head
worst blog ever (excluding the queer Idol guy making out).
Manzo deserves the same treatment the priests at BC gave me. Batter up!
Eat a dick Manzo.
How to you get a Manzo pregnant?
Shove a dead baby up his ass.
Manzo does suck. And Posada is not a Hall Of Famer. EP is back now, so fuck off Manzo.
Hey manzo, hate to break it to but your man crush on jaba the hut has blinded you. Jaba is a pudgy bitch who has complained more in his 3 years in the mlb then ortiz has ever had.
Plus he’s rocking a fresh 5.06 fo-sho. Good stuff.
Manzo’s mom should have flushed him down the A C Slater shitter
Papi might have given up the dominican milkshake, but CC clearly hasn’t given up any milkshakes, fried chicken, or pizza he’s been offered in the past 10 years.
Hey Manzo,
Have you seen that toilet in any of the bathroom stalls you frequent on the weekend? Perfect for you to catch a mexican fog bank in.
What a stupid fuckin blog…nothing in that article gave me any indication that Ortiz may be scared of Joba…he is probably welcoming Joba and the Yanks pitchers with their team ERA of over 6.
Just worry about the Yankees crying about their billion dollar wind tunnel stadium haha
Manzo, why do you blow Joba so much??
I’d rather read the back of a box of SOS pads then another Manzo publication.
I wish Papi would shut up and hit something.
hopefully they won’t fix that defective shit park in ny before the sox get their. we want to hit 20 homers in a game, you fuckin bitch, manzo.
Where can you buy a Manzo Tee-shirt?
Do me a favor Manzo – please don’t mentione Joba Chamberlain in the same breath or sentence with Petey or Beckett – not sure he belongs in that company.
Jeter maybe in the HOF…
Pissada??? Um…doubtful. I mean the guy pisses on his own hands before games. WTF is that about.
I don’t understand how Red Sox fans are angry at Manzo for this blog. He’s dead on- both teams do it, especially Ortiz’s teammates Pedro and Beckett, as he said. What’s the matter here? I don’t care when the Red Sox throw at the Yankees and it should be vice versa. Makes for a very exciting atmosphere/game, so long as no one gets hurt.
hey manzo
over the last 2 years beckett has hit 2 yankees
and why would chamberlain be taking revenge for pedro 6 years ago? how retarded are you?
come october when the red sox are golfing and the champs are dominating ortiz wont have to worrk about joba throwing at anyones head….keep it up manzo i dig it
hahahaa ok so you’re comparing joba to Pedro Martinez and Josh Beckett. what a joke. Why is this guy allowed to blog?
what’s a “justintuck”? is that when you pull your cock and balls back between your legs and dance around like buffalo bill in silence of the lambs? if so, not sure why that “rules”.
“the champs”??? Of what??
I approached a former major league shortstop at a baseball card show. Jose played during the 80’s, good guy. I asked him for his autograph and he obliged.
There was no one around, so before I left, with a knowing nod I asked him, “What was it like playing baseball during the 80’s? What’s the craziest thing that happened to you?”
He started, “Well this one time we were on the road and my buddy and I pull dese two girls out of dee bar, we go back to dare place. Next thing you know we in the hot tub, doing coke, the clothes come off, she’s blowing my buddy, I’m fucking her, we switch, then he’s blowing me……”
After an awkward silence I stammered, “Wait wait wait, Did you just say ‘He was blowing me? Isn’t that kind of gay?’”
He replied “Oh, no, no, no, not gay, HE was blowing ME.”
how about this for taunting: Crosby is a Manzo.
ouch.
no Njallday, you dig dudes
Suck it Trebek: I don’t know if it was you, but someone made that exact joke like 3 months ago. Not really funny then, not funny now. But really weird and gay both times. I don’t even know what to make of it.
manzo. golf clap. respect.
douche
EP, you should be fired for “hiring” Manzo
“Payback” from 5 years earlier when he wasn’t even in the organization
Is it even physically possible to tuck your cock and balls back between your legs?
Wow Manzo!! Check please….
sorry didn’t see that. only way its not possible is if you’re a chick/postop dude or have a dick the size of that hippie from yesterday.
question …what do Yankee stadium and Manzo have in common?
A: lots of balls are slapped really hard in and around them
actually, to be fair, i guess you could also not have legs.
THEjustintuckrule
Ha!
Justintuck just seems like he knows nothing about sports.
dude, hes such a pussy since he had to come off the juice. shoulda packaged him with manny.
njallday, with a name like that i think of three things. 1st youre from the arm pit of america , second you definately like dudes and third, how sweet itd be if you killled yourself
comparing Joba to Pedro and beckett?? Pretty funny, THAT is what you have to hang your geasy hat on…
oh yeah… what happened to ching Chang Chung this weekend????? Girardi went opn record saying he was AFRAID to strt him in Boston….Remmber back in March.. your SOLID #1 starter ANYWHERE..
I see them Cart wheels beginning to wobble
Manzo needs to have his bald head examined.
Hmmm. I have a few points about Manzo’s post.
First, I must agree with KennethSimsWhipKick’s comment which questions how Manzo’s post has anything to do with Ortiz being afraid of Joba. Please explain how Stoolies should have reached that conclusion from your input. Title + Substance = Conclusion. Journalism 101.
Secondly, I’d like Manzo to name any Red Sox pitcher who has consistently thrown beaners at any one player. Pedro and Josh have thrown beaners, sure. But to whom and how often? By my count, it’s Pedro to Jeter twice over three years, and Beckett to Jeter once over two years. Am I wrong? It’s more than possible, but I don’t think so.
Lastly, how does Joba’s sperm taste? Is it sweet or salty? Oh, sorry . . . is that George Steinbrenner’s yogurt on your chin?
Seriously, EP . . . is there absolutely ZERO editorial oversight of posts which are published?
Manzo is a fucking wanker
Manzo
you need a ride down to the Tobin
didnt ortiz once beat up a bunch of domicans with a baseball bat in the offseason when he was with the Twins? I think hes a sick maniac