How old is this chick? I don’t want to say I want to fuck her if she’s not 18 yet. That would be totally unmayoral. Bitch Face just laying in the weeds like a motherfucker.
57 Comments »
Stop trying to make “Bitch Face” happen, it’s never going to happen.
hoarding our money is unmayoral… not wanting to fuck teens pres.
i’d love to have her vault onto my giggle stick
shes the first person i followed on vine bc of that video = jerked it to it twice.
i don’t care if she’s 15, i wouldn’t turn down a rusty trombone from her.
Cant wait for her and Kanye’s sex tape
I’m surprised there is not a bitch-face shirt for sale
18 or not, i know i’m ruining a tube sock tonight
Who are you kidding – A) You’d hit it and, B) You’re not running for mayor
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, that’s for sure.
who cares blackhawks in 5
She’s 17, 18 on Dec. 9th
doesn’t matter if she comes to mass
@happy: Why did you have to put her and kanye in the same sentence? Fuck you for making me think about his tiny busted dick anywhere near that near-flawless sexpot.
You sure you’re attracted to her? Her tooth to gum ratio is pretty much even. I mean its a pretty well known fact that nothing gets your rocks off more than a nice horse sucking down a carrot. You’ve got a pet one and are married to one. I don’t think she’s your type.
shes not even that hot has little gymnist totties and she looks like skeletor, that being said ide hate fuck her face till she pukes on my dick
Barstool blogger power rankings:
1- el prez- the OG
2- big cat- on prez’s heels
3- KFC & Smitty- Smitty is funnier but KFC is a workhorse
5- Jmac- utility man…..whatever
6- KMarko- full disclose, I don’t read the U much but above 6&7 by default
7- feitelberg- I don’t care for him and most others don’t either
8- Maurice- brutal, just brutal. cue the ‘back of e bus’ and other racist jokes
If there’s grass on the field, play ball.
I would suck a fart out of Bela Karolyi’s balloon knot just to get a wiff of her sweat soaked leotard.
You can’t even throw up her username bro?
really uncle phil?
If she’s old enough to drive , she’s old enough to drive. Just don’t take pictures of her , that’s what’s frowned upon.
I’d give her a blumpkin
December 9, 1995 (age 17),
Don’t you have to be running for mayor to consider something unmayoral?
Trying to get that pipe? When you make legal
Unmayoral? As in not having your name on the ballot? That kind of unmayoral?
She and I would give new meaning to the term “stick it!”
If she’s old enough to want it, she’s old enough to get it…
Age of consent is 16 here bro. Chick is mega hot.
Her entire grundel area would be one big Jolly Rancher.
http://seenive.com/u/920773070459904000 heres her vine. now time to put in a shift at the old spank factory
What’s with this misconception that they have to be 18? Age of consent is 16…shes ready to go now
Is Vivian Brady 1 yet or what?
Who cares if she’s 18? It’s not like thats probably stopping her anyway
On Mondays I get all jittery with alcohol withdrawal and start poppin random boners at work… This last one was not random.
Meet to nice you.
I’d prefer if she wasn’t 18 I grew up wanting to be that guy who threw sick parties for highschool kids and getting laid on the reg by the highschool slits while being out of college ill still hope that day comes but I still can’t get those bitches
Leo already knew and had his calendar marked. Insert dance gif here.
Must suck to be her brother. Can’t get through a wank without thinking about your sister.
i’d stick my finger in her belly button if you know what i mean
I would tickle her earlobe
You’re a sick dude prez
Any white broad that has that Afrocan’t head waggle needs to be back handed hard and then donkey punched.
Dude are you so stupid as to include a picture of your little boy toy /son on Bar Stool or are you from Nambla– My god what an idiot.
Old enough to bleed, old enough for me.
well I’m not employed by you yet, So i’ll go ahead and admit that she is a beautiful girl.
cant tell you how many times i had to erase what I was going to say before settling on that
The word “unmayoral” isn’t funny…especially now.
yes the age of consent is 16, if the other party is under the age of 18 as well. if one of the two involved is over 18 then legally both need to be 18 to fuck, for those confused.
…i still would
Keek is a poor man’s Vine.
Gimme a weekend with this fox and I’ll plead out Monday morning.
is she saying “nope, not yet” at the beginning of the vine?
some thing about those lips.
The real question is why the fuck can you not play vine on a PC and why do you asshole bloggers keep posting them if they can’t? Fuck Vine! and/or Who cares how old she is?
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Advertising Inquiries: Email email@example.com
Event & Sponsorship Opportunities
Case Study June 2013