Is Carmelo Anthony Scoring Under 29.5 Points Tonight The Easiest Mortal Lock Of All Time?
So in case you haven’t heard Carmelo Anthony hired the Sayeret Matkal to protect him for tonight’s game. That’s how nervous he is about coming to Boston. That’s how afraid he is to tangle with KG again. That’s how mentally weak he is. Therefore this prop bet of him scoring 29.5 has to be the easiest and I mean easiest bet in the history of bets. 29 points! He’s 50/50 he even makes it out of the lockeroom. And if he does I’m sure it will be with microphones all taped to his body so nobody can say anything mean and waving a white flag. That’s BEST case scenario.
Carmelo Under 29.5 FTW
FIRE THE OVER!
Can’t wait til he hits a FT with 5 seconds left to get to 30.
@anything … Yeah 5 seconds left in the first half probably
Cant be more of a lock than celtics – 4 against the cavs the other day.
Melo dropping 40 tonight is the lock of the century
Thanks for the fade. Going over.
Uh oh, Pres. Heads will roll over this one….
http://www.celticslife.com/2013/01/people-are-loving-honey-nut-carmelos-t.html
I just told my daughter I’d buy her a pair of yoga pants if Melo scores under 29.5
i like your blog, but when the time i take gambling advice from you is the time i should shoot myself in the head
He’ll easily go over 30. Guys gunna shoot every single possesion.
The mush-master rears his ugly head.. I’m going to see your 40 @artvandalay and raise you four. 44 total points by Melo, Knicks win and I’ll throw in the over for the total points.
Fuck you if you down vote me.
snapbacks and chin straps is your daughter over 18?
im a celts fan and the celts will win but carmello will def top 30.
if you wanna be rich just bet the opposite of pres, every time….FTW
@snapbacks is it wierd that your comment made me hard?
Dont have a daughter Im 22. Did it for the joke. Sorry to disappoint.
Needs 17 in the 2nd half. LOCK on the OVER.
the fact that you referenced Sayeret Matkal, a Jewish special forces unit, underlines how Jewish you are
snapbacks, if you did have a daughter, would she indulge in anal?
If preferences run in the family then yes, probably…
Today’s smokeshow is a no-go.
prez can you post mortal locks every week? if I had seen this earlier I would’ve crushed the over
can we trade jason terry for
the high school down’s kid
who drains 3′s?
So close…I wanted you to be wrong so badly
Take your pussy UNDER 29.5 bet. Knicks win, melo don’t give a fuck about you.
That was damn close. damn close
Holy shit- he was stuck on 28 points for the last 4 minutes of the game.
melo scores his last basket with
5:26 left still to play in the 4th..
wow..better lucky then good as they say..
Melo 11/28, JR Chucker 3/16, 38% shooting by the Knicks. Pablo Pierce 6/15.. if this game lives up to the hype, it’s the trifecta going away.. as it is, it looks like snapback owes his daughter Manti some yoga pants.
Shit.
snapbacks, you got a sister then?
28 points. You lucky cunt.
This might be the first time pageviews ever called one correctly…