so I emailed you an hour ago about an ad that keeps coming up on espn during sportscenter and mike and mike, now I found a video. He’s definitely saying Super Jew Day sale right? So the question stands- Super Jew day, real or fake life?
-Ben
Nice try Jos A Banks. Trying to lure me to switch sides with your super Jew Day Sale. No dice brother. You still don’t beat Miltons prices. Not even on a Super Jew Day. So sorry but real Jews like yours truly only shop at Miltons. Now somebody get me another bagel!
26 Responses to Is Jos A Banks Having A Super Jew Day Sale?
by gymgear on December 15, 2010 at 11:18 am
Super Jew Day Sale is Monday AND Tuesday? You already take 8 days for Hanukka. You really need two days for Super Jew Day? Greed…
by Don Jeans on December 15, 2010 at 11:20 am
Fuck Miltons. That place is the snucks. Unless you’re in fund accounting at State Street, you should be buying proper clothes at Brooks Brothers or every once in awhile at JAB when they have these ridiculous sales. Picked up a cashmere sweater last week for like $50. Milton’s can lick me.
by warwick on December 15, 2010 at 11:21 am
^ throw yourself out a window
by SNES Chalmers on December 15, 2010 at 11:23 am
does anyone pay regular price for anything anymore? i walk through department stores and they have 50%-70% off, i bet they still make money off that.
by Maury Ballstein on December 15, 2010 at 11:23 am
Picked up a sweat cashmere sweater? You sound like a chic. Awful.
by Snap Dragon on December 15, 2010 at 11:24 am
What does a super Jew day sale consist of…..charging double?
by Don Jeans on December 15, 2010 at 11:25 am
yeah maury, cause cashmere sweaters really suck. sick comment.
by carlsweetchuck on December 15, 2010 at 11:26 am
Jos. A. Bank is going to need to triple its Complaints Department staff for those two days.
by Whistlez_GO_WOOOOO on December 15, 2010 at 11:27 am
wow u carry the bagel consumption into the day after throwing down three before bed?? Its gonna go straight to your nose
by tknu2pndtwn on December 15, 2010 at 11:27 am
I just went to Jos A Bank in Vinnin Square the other day and got 3 suits for the price of one….just a ridiculous deal. And the Chinese/Japanese/Hibachi place next door, Gormet Garden is the best Chinese around…get there
by gymgear on December 15, 2010 at 11:27 am
On Super Jew Day, your waitress tips you 12%!
by carlsweetchuck on December 15, 2010 at 11:29 am
Is the sale super, or is a standard sale for Super Jews? If the latter, what is a “Super Jew?” Does he wear a red cape made out of two dozen unsold Utah-Get-Me-Two t-shirts?
by gymgear on December 15, 2010 at 11:29 am
PS. Don sounds like a winner. Do you wear # 12 and Ugz?
by rp on December 15, 2010 at 11:31 am
sorry dondo, can’t afford Brooks Bros…is the Gap ok with you???
by Don Jeans on December 15, 2010 at 11:33 am
pretty sure most people can afford $20 shirts at JAB
by slampig on December 15, 2010 at 11:33 am
How many bagels do you eat a day Pres?
by I need a detox on December 15, 2010 at 11:36 am
cold out brrrr
by White Dude on December 15, 2010 at 11:42 am
No I think it’s a TWO day sale.
by Numero Two on December 15, 2010 at 11:44 am
Thomas bagels are no joke, says the Catholic kid. Get cream cheese out of here though and melt a slice of american cheese over two pieces of bacon over half a toasted Thomas bagel.
That shit is money.
by youwillnevergetthis on December 15, 2010 at 11:44 am
Jos. A Bank is so jewish they wont even pay to spell out Joseph in their ads. Sounds like an awesome sale for the jews
by 5MinuteMajor on December 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Hey, white people need a break once in a while too!
by cenlsed on December 15, 2010 at 12:06 pm
I think it’s saying “Super Jew Day” whenever I see that commercial, too.
by DotRat518 on December 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm
JAB has these ridiculous sales because thier shit is the worst quality you can imagine. You can get better shirts and dress pants at Filene’s basement if you hit it right.
by PresismyOprah on December 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
they have ridiculous sales because they make profit off of bulk sales, moron. They arent selling the best stuff, but they arent selling rags either.
by wildcard on December 15, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Hey Ben,
1. get a better quailty video if youre going to send something so bad
2. deactivate your account
3. meet up with pres and fuck & eachother from blogging this
4. after fucking eachother go jump out a window atleast 9 stories high
by garnettsucks on December 16, 2010 at 11:01 am
this is the dumbest post ever. you are literally the worst
Super Jew Day Sale is Monday AND Tuesday? You already take 8 days for Hanukka. You really need two days for Super Jew Day? Greed…
Fuck Miltons. That place is the snucks. Unless you’re in fund accounting at State Street, you should be buying proper clothes at Brooks Brothers or every once in awhile at JAB when they have these ridiculous sales. Picked up a cashmere sweater last week for like $50. Milton’s can lick me.
^ throw yourself out a window
does anyone pay regular price for anything anymore? i walk through department stores and they have 50%-70% off, i bet they still make money off that.
Picked up a sweat cashmere sweater? You sound like a chic. Awful.
What does a super Jew day sale consist of…..charging double?
yeah maury, cause cashmere sweaters really suck. sick comment.
Jos. A. Bank is going to need to triple its Complaints Department staff for those two days.
wow u carry the bagel consumption into the day after throwing down three before bed?? Its gonna go straight to your nose
I just went to Jos A Bank in Vinnin Square the other day and got 3 suits for the price of one….just a ridiculous deal. And the Chinese/Japanese/Hibachi place next door, Gormet Garden is the best Chinese around…get there
On Super Jew Day, your waitress tips you 12%!
Is the sale super, or is a standard sale for Super Jews? If the latter, what is a “Super Jew?” Does he wear a red cape made out of two dozen unsold Utah-Get-Me-Two t-shirts?
PS. Don sounds like a winner. Do you wear # 12 and Ugz?
sorry dondo, can’t afford Brooks Bros…is the Gap ok with you???
pretty sure most people can afford $20 shirts at JAB
How many bagels do you eat a day Pres?
cold out brrrr
No I think it’s a TWO day sale.
Thomas bagels are no joke, says the Catholic kid. Get cream cheese out of here though and melt a slice of american cheese over two pieces of bacon over half a toasted Thomas bagel.
That shit is money.
Jos. A Bank is so jewish they wont even pay to spell out Joseph in their ads. Sounds like an awesome sale for the jews
Hey, white people need a break once in a while too!
I think it’s saying “Super Jew Day” whenever I see that commercial, too.
JAB has these ridiculous sales because thier shit is the worst quality you can imagine. You can get better shirts and dress pants at Filene’s basement if you hit it right.
they have ridiculous sales because they make profit off of bulk sales, moron. They arent selling the best stuff, but they arent selling rags either.
Hey Ben,
1. get a better quailty video if youre going to send something so bad
2. deactivate your account
3. meet up with pres and fuck & eachother from blogging this
4. after fucking eachother go jump out a window atleast 9 stories high
this is the dumbest post ever. you are literally the worst