Is Nick Cannon Saying He Jerks Off To Mariah Carey’s Music When She Isn’t There The Most Preposterous Lie In History?
Source – Nick Cannon says he and his pop diva wife listen to her songs while the married couple “Make It Happen” in the bedroom, the “America’s Got Talent” revealed on Howard Stern’s radio show. In case anyone out in radioland was wondering which tune is No. 1 on Cannon’s sex chart, that would be the Carey hit, “Hero.” In fact, Cannon doesn’t even need his busty beau in the room to get in the mood, further telling Stern that he masturbates to her song catalogue when she’s on the road, in the Tuesday interview flagged by the Huffington Post. ”Absolutely. When she’s not there. Why Not,” said the 31-year-old radio and television personality. “I don’t light candles but sometimes you’ve got to be reminded what’s at home.” Maybe all that pent up energy comes from the six weeks between the couple’s first date and their marriage in 2008 – a fallow period in which Cannon swears the couple didn’t have sexual relations, even of the Clinton kind.
I could care less about Nick Cannon or Mariah Carey. Yeah I’ll listen to her sing some songs around the holidays and give the annual “Mariah is still pretty hot I guess” comment and that’s about it. But I simply couldn’t believe what I was reading when I saw this quote by Nick Cannon. He jerks off to her music when she’s not around? Ok buddy. That’s got to be the biggest lie in the history of this planet. No man on earth has ever masturbated thinking about his wife or girlfriend. Not one. Never. That’s fantasy time. That’s when you go into fiction land in your mind and bang two Asian twins or whatever you’re into. You don’t put on your wife’s album and make it a sensual experience. You kidding me Nick Cannon? Every dude in the world just called bullshit on this one. Some fucking balls you got trying to get away with a whopper like that.
PS – But you guys can still jerk off to her if you’re into heavy camel toe.




moose knuckle
She’s fucking gigantic these days. Here box looks like a stack of lunch meat.
Neil quality blog, good job JMac
If he didn’t bang her out and married her and everyone believed that why not just see how far you can go before someone calls bullshit? Either that or Nick Cannon is cheating on her with so many chicks his guilty conscience is making him spit out fables like this.
“Asian twins” is the height of redundancy.
cloven hoof.
Mariah Carey is a beard and this dude is gay as hell.
love the stool because it makes me feel like I live life the right way
She said in Ebony Magazine that she prefers Greek because she lost all sensation in her cunt. True story. Look it up.
You are just bitter because you jerk it to Nick Cannon’s music. Everyone’s got their thing.
i jerk it to evanescence while thinking about receptionist from american pickers
Mariah 1997 hottest chick on the planet
Is nick cannon neutered? Sure the fuck sounds like it!
That snatch could feed 8 Somalians for a year
i used to jerk off to wild n out
He’s hung like a light switch……..and I’m pretty sure Nick aint packin much either!!!!
With a slit like that, her clitoris has to be damn near her chin.
That moustache is heinous. And as for Mariah, that thing looks like a damn crabby patty.
It’s couldn’t you idiot. You “couldn’t care less”, not could. Also, this chick is a psycho hose beast
That gash is bigger than Grand Canyon. Robby Knievel should do a stunt jump over it next time she plays Vegas.
I remember beating my dick like it owed me money when I watched her on TRL push an ice cream cart wearing a Large mens t-shirt followed by a strip tease. Mariah 97-2001 was gold until she became crazy
Elephant toe!!!
the fucking phrase is COULDN’T care less, you god damn moron