Is Quidditch The New Lacrosse?
WSJ – The “Quidditch World Cup” is moving this year to the Big Apple from Middlebury’s idyllic campus. More than 60 college and high school teams have registered to compete Nov. 13 and 14—up from 20 last year—at a park in Manhattan. “Our hope is that it will be a real coming out party for the league,” says Alex Benepe—one of the sport’s founders and president of the newly formed nonprofit International Quidditch Association. It’s now played at hundreds of schools, he says. Valerie Fischman, who plays Quidditch at the University of Maryland, would like to see it go much further. She’s been finding out what needs to be done to get the sport NCAA status. That, she says, could “be a stepping stone” to becoming an Olympic sport. Kristen Howarth, 23, who founded a Quidditch team with her twin sister at Texas A&M, says initially there were snide comments from other organizations on campus. But they say it’s gaining acceptance. “Some people still think it’s a joke, but when they watch it, they’re shocked at how physical it is,” says Aimee Howarth. She worries that if it gets too intense, it might lose some of its whimsical roots. “It’s good to be competitive, but we need to keep in some of our original values,” she says. Ziang Chen, a sophomore at Purdue University, started a team there last year after seeing videos of the sport. “When I saw how brutal the sport is, I thought I would like to try it,” says the former high school football player.
I know I’ve already talked about Quidditch multiple times on the Stool, but after watching this video and reading about the Quidditch World Cup I came to a revelation. Quidditch and Lacrosse are really the same exact thing. I’m not even joking. The similarities are endless. Both “sports” use sticks. Both sports are played by kids who readily admit they aren’t that sporty and failed at every other competitive sport known to man. They both want to be taken seriously by the NCAA. Both sports claim people will be shocked about how physical it is, but don’t want players to get too intense. Both sports are filled with guys who got cut from their JV baseball team. And on and on it goes. Sure Lacrosse is ahead of Quidditch in terms of marketing, participation and acceptance, but that’s only because Quidditch has only been around for a year or so. I’m sure in 5 years there will be Quid Bro’s everywhere talking about how they were All Americans at Thayer Acadamy and shit.

why the fuck do they have sticks?
So Freudian
Yeahhhh the wake up is a beast.
these fairies are playing with each other in Boston Common all the time nowadays
One is the oldest sport known in the US and played by Native Americans to settle tribal disputes, and the other is based on wizards from a book. I see the similarities.
Quid Bro Quo
El pres, i think its hilarious how you talk shit about lacrosse players. I know a majority of lacrosse players that read this blog. Its kinda sad you talk shit and say we suck at everything else when i guarantee you probably never did shit in high school and you probably complained of shin splints like a bitch to get out of running. Stop being a pussy el pres.
It’s not a sport if you can play it in flip-flops. She did the entire video.
holy shit I can’t believe I watched that entire thing.
fucking unbearable. From this pissy bitches voice to the fairy “snitch” and his limp wristed prancing around, the fucking idiots in flip flops the list goes on and on.
I love how she gets like 20 people there and just says “Oh we have a name too” you can tell this cunt thinks she’s the top shit in this thing and anyone who disagrees will be sent packing back to whatever other hipster dipshit thing they do in college these days.
and don’t bring the Indians into this, if they saw you lax bros nowadays they would give themselves smallpox
The obvious catch here (that I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned yet) is that you need to FLY on a broom to play Quiddich. Did I miss the earth-shaking news this morning that someone invented a real flying broom?
thetruth,
Dont’ make me shine my baseball state championship ring in your eyeball.
Coincidentally I was in high school when SHS invented a Lacrosse team. It was a mix between band camp, boy scounts, and the 4th string football offensive line.
so when do they fly?….they fly right? in the movie? because that’s how the game is played. you fly around on a stick. you don’t run around holding a per se dildo between your cheeks. oh yeah that’s right, people cant fly, because it’s a movie, a fake, fictitious, movie.
I mean, if i wanna see people ballpark frankin’ a broom stick while balls are whizzin’ past them, i’ll hit up uporn.
THETRUTH18 says:
October 29, 2010 at 12:36 pm
El pres, i think its hilarious how you talk shit about lacrosse players. I know a majority of lacrosse players that read this blog. Its kinda sad you talk shit and say we suck at everything else when i guarantee you probably never did shit in high school and you probably complained of shin splints like a bitch to get out of running. Stop being a pussy el pres.
El Pres was the Mike Alsott of his football team, haven’t you seen the old school grainy football footage of him? Straight using the Jewarm on his opponents.
Why do you always bash lacrosse? I promise you you wouldn’t last a game without getting hurt. I’ve played almost all sports (hockey, soccer, football, baseball, basketball, lacrosse) at one point in my life and besides football lacrosse is by far the most brutal. Its also the most fun sport I’ve played. And not every lacrosse player is a “bro”. Those idiots, as well as the media, give lacrosse a terrible reputation. To some, its a sport and not a culture. Anyways, the point of this post is you claim lacrosse is in some way a pussy sport but in reality its the complete opposite. Maybe in Massachusetts it is, but you guys are absolutely terrible and do play like pussies.
Pres stop being a fag, lacrosse is a real sport with real big time athletes. These nerds are running around with a stick between their legs. Did you see that dude running around whos supposed to be the snitch? hahaha.
LAX FOR LIFE BRO fucking deal with it pussies
The only states better than MA at lax are NY and MD… we don’t play like pussies
Pretty sure Lacrosse was designed for kids that sucked ass in Baseball during the spring and were too straight to run around in circles with the track fags.
Oh yea I forgot the Lacrosse was such an important sport that they actually a “professional league”. It’s the MLL right? Yea I hear plenty of good things coming from there… I think the women’s lingerie league is taken more serious than the MLL.
Regmackworthy is the winning post! Let’s hear from the track and field team on that throw-down.
This is fake life right? The pussification of America is in full effect.
division 3 high school baseball doesn’t really count
Just because its not a major professional sport doesn’t mean that they don’t beat the shit out of each other. Lacrosse is brutal. I don’t even play anymore cuz I’m too old and don’t want to go to my job covered in bruises and limping. Eventually I think it will be as big as baseball cuz kids are tired of watching grass grow. And yes Massachusetts sucks and plays like a bunch of pussies.
people die playing quidich. the last person to die playing lacrosse got a stick shoved too far up his ass
“. . . so I’m a muggle”
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I’m trying to determine if this is a step up or down from those ass clowns who run around in parks with styrofoam swoards pretending to joust and hop around on one foot when their leg has been “cut off” and shit.
How can you possibly argue that Lacrosse is a pussy sport and then boast about how you played baseball?? A lot of the best athletes in my high school made up the lacrosse team, who most also played hockey and/or football. Lacrosse is most definitely one of the most brutal sports besides football, really don’t see how people are saying it is a pussy sport…Hitting, beating the crap out of each other with metal sticks, tons of running….what do you do in baseball? Stand there and then run around the bases once in a while…
Can Jews play sports?
lax is gay
Pres, I wanna play lacrosse with you so bad. i would just wait for your slow moving ass to struggle going for the ground ball and then lay your ass da fuck out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ1Rm4KaTns
El Lez…. stop being delusional and accept that lax is the fastest growing sport in the U.S. Players can shoot a ball at 90 mph one minute, break a kid’s shin in half the next and then drop him like a sack of potatoes after that. A lot of guys dominated bitchball and then switched to lax because it’s just more fun. And are you serious with your gay high school baseball championship ring? You still keep that thing around? For what? Live in the now man. I don’t even remember what the fuck we got for winning my state hockey championship… Christ you’re a sad sack.
Any sport can be over simplified (basketball is just shooting a ball through the hoop, baseball is standing around watching grass grow, lax is soccer with pads and a stick), but that’s just ignorant talk from people that wish they played in HS. Any sport recognized by the NCAA requires a minimum level of athletic ability, and saying that a you don’t have to be athletic to play _______ makes you sound stupid.
So this fat big nosed jew makes fun of lacrosse players and than brags about winning a state championship in baseball when he prolly got the ring cuz he was the manager. I love how you brag about playing a sport that gets bench clearing brawls if a ball is thrown at you. Dumb baseball loving pussy
Here is my problem with lacrosse. A bunch of “dudes” would roll around talking about how bad ass their team is and/or so and so is an all-american going to DUKE to play……..then we played in gym class once in high school with a bunch of kids on the lax team and I scored like 10 goals and it was the easiest f-ing sport in the world. That is the truth. Wait till that shit hits the hood and is mainstream, goodbye bro’s. See you at archery practice.
Chicks aren’t allowed to play Quidditch at Hogwarts! Even in Fairyland, they have SOME Standards!
gattisstache that might be because you played against a bunch of retards in gym class. Just because you run the mile faster than a bunch of chicks in gym class does that mean you should be on the track team. See thats my problem with people who hate on lacrosse players. You relate back to gym class which is PATHETIC who brings up gym class. Play with people who know how to play and i guarantee you quit and go pick up a pussy baseball glove cuz you would rather not play a sport with contact. By the way did they allow hitting in gym class? dumbass
Missing my point. I played with a bunch of kids that were on the lax team “bro” and schooled them. Once the sport becomes accessible to the less fortunate and the shit hits the public schools you will have a bunch of Jim Brown’s ruling shit. That is the truth. By the way, I did not play baseball. I played another sport that has historically been ruled by the upper crust of society, Golf. Oh and football in the fall. Come to think of it, I also fought in multiple Golden Gloves, but as you know those are not contact sports.
I did not play baseball. Come to think of it, I did run the fastest mile in gym class but did not run track.
you sound like an all star, you doing any autograph sessions. Your high school sucked at lacrosse than. I bet you cant wait till you adopt kids with your husband so you can tell them how awesome you were in gym class faggot.
gattisstache, your argument is weak and stupid. What is it with these baseball guys and nostalgia? I hit 20 home runs in Little League my last year, threw 4 no-nos and didn’t strike out once, but I don’t believe it’s the easiest sport in the world. I’m trying to figure out what’s sadder, El Lez’s ring comment or your myopic view of guys who play lax.
gattisstache, high school golf? Are you kidding me? You reverse age like Benjamin fuckin Button or some shit? Or you like dressing in pink and calling it “salmon”?
I don’t know about being ‘the new lacrosse,’ but I do think this may be the end of ‘Ultimate Frisbee.’
You know, a ‘sport’ that draws-in geeks like moths to light, they think it’s for real, its athletic, it’s ‘intense.’ And all it is is a bunch of geeks who could never play an actual sport throwing little crappy pieces of plastic around.
Actually there are black lacrosse players and they almost always suck because they have no stick skills. If you beat a bunch of kids on the lax team in high school, your lax team sucked like the whole state of Massachusetts does at lacrosse. Most kids quit lacrosse within 3-4 years of playing because it takes that long to even be decent. I’ve seen a few pick it up quickly, but none were great for at least 4 years. Golden gloves boxer? Come on dude nobody believes you.
I have never seen so many virgins in one video. ZERO chance any of them are getting laid right??
At my school, since it was a spring sport the lacrosse team was pretty much combined of the best athletes from the other two contact sports, hockey and football. So at least in my situation this blog is completely inaccurate.
1) baseball is becoming irrelevant… i could give two shits about MLB other than the Red Sox and talking shit about the Yankees.
2) Swampscott High School is irrelevant in Masscashusetts
3) NY lax is better, but MA lax is no joke
4) Playing anything in gym class is nothing like playing a sport for real… grow the fuck up dipshits
hey pres…you saying that lax and this gay ass shit are alike only goes to prove how little you know about the sport. I will tell you what, if you get into a lacrosse cage and stand in front of Paul Rabil while he winds up and takes a shot at 111mph at you then you can say that lax players are pussies all you want. All you will be allowed to wear is a light chest protector, a cup and a lax helmet. How does that sound??
They had Lacrosse at Hogwarts?
Milan Lucic and Shawn Thornton played lacrosse. You’re right they’re total pussies
Belichicks favorite sport is lacrosse. Theres overwhelming evidence that lacrosse is in fact a sport and is actually better than baseball. peace
El Lez just getting ripped apart… love it.
And the whole time he’s getting ripped apart, Im sure he’s staring at his “state championship ring” and shoving his tee ball bat up his ass. That was back when he was and unathletic big nosed high school jew, now he’s just an unathletic big nosed dumbass jew.
el prez you are a fucking faggot. what, you think baseball requires more athleticism than lacrosse? baseball is a game, not a sport. it takes mostly coordination, muych less athleticism. thats why you see plenty of fat slobs playing baseball, and barely any on the lacrosse field. lacrosse actually requires running for almost all of the game. baseball players sit on their ass for like 80%of the game doing shit.
by the way if you had decided to play lacrosse after you got cut from your jv baseball team, you’d probably stop making your ridiculous illogical comments about lacrosse cause you dont know anything about it.
some of your shit is kind of funny but for the most part you just reuse the same jokes over and over.
youre a fucking faggot,
concerned reader
final verdict…. el prez is a pussy jew
never played lacrosse and quit baseball after little league becasue it was too boring, but i know some tough ass kids who played lax and some pussies who lived up being a lax bro and all that shit. Bottom line its a sport and like all sports it involves athletic ability and skill. Got no problem with it. But i’d never be caught dead playing goalie. fuck that shit. quidditch tho, i mean really?
Pres get over yourself. You’re pretty fucking stubborn when it comes to this and I really dont know why. Did some lacrosse player bang the first lady or something? Not every lacrosse player is an absolute bro. I know people are going to stick to their guns when it comes to baseball cause its our past time or whatever, but lacrosse is on a whole different level. You have to be way more athletic to play lacrosse than baseball. To play you need the same coordination, and you actually have to be able to move. It’s an actual team sport. Get over yourself, go see an actual good college lacrosse game, and then back your ridiculous claims up with some sort of intellectual reasoning. I love the site, but stop being a fucking idiot…and you’re kind of a pussy.
El Prez, You are retarded. I want you to step on any lacrosse field, and start at the high school level, work your way up from club college to D3, D2, D1, and then NLL and MLL and see what you can do against anyone you play against. You’ll see that your statements are utterly fucking stupid, probably would get toasted by the bitch in Quidditch. You nonathletic piece of shit.
Alright guys, I know this is going to be hard to believe, but you really don’t know what you’re talking about unless you watch a game of quiddich, not some dumbass media montage.
I live in NYC, so I went to the world cup thinking i could get a good laugh at all the freaks, and i was really surprised that I ended up really enjoying it. Yeah, it’s embarrassing to admit, but people should recognize that it’s actually a pretty intense and sweet sport. You just have to be there watching to understand. And I didn’t see nearly as many loser potter fans as i thought i would. a lot of them didnt even look like the type of people I would think read the books. I think they just play for the sport aspect, and I don’t blame them.
Don’t underrate this sport just because they carry brooms. it’s pretty tight.
Lacrosse is a wicked noble sport while quidditch is just a bad joke that is being played on a bunch of late maturing people. It is sad really.
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