Is Scott Zolak A Pathological Liar?
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Insidetrack.com - Boston sports fans are an oblivious bunch when they are focused on their hometown teams. So there was ex- New England Patriot – now 98.5 The Sports Hub yakker – Scott Zolak riding the elevator up to a suite at Gillette Stadium on Sunday. The lift was loaded with some loaded-up fans, who were all up in Zo’s face, asking him about Tom Brady [stats]’s shoulder, Randy Moss’ back and the like. The elevator stopped on the second floor and in came none other than Mrs. Brady! “ Gisele Bundchen gets on, and her hair’s a little damp, because it’s raining out, the guys in the elevator don’t even give her a second look, they just kept talking to me,” Zolak laughed. “And I’m thinking to myself, ‘Only in Boston could a $34 million-a-year supermodel get on an elevator full of sports fans and they don’t give her the time of day!’ ”When the lift reached the blue level, both Gi and Zo departed. At which point Drew Bledsoe’s backup turned back to the fans still inside and informed them, “You guys reeeeeeeeally blew it!”
Did Scott Zolak like call the Inside Track with this story or something? He must have right? I mean how else would they have known about this? Listen dude we get that you’re trying to create publicity for 98.5 and all that good stuff. But you’re obviously lying here. I mean nobody gives a fuck about you. That’s not an insult but rather just a statement fact. So there is no way on god’s green earth that people ignored a wet Gisele so they could keep talking to your sorry ass. Impossible. You got a better chance of telling me that you learned how to fly than me believing this garbage. Seriously you should get that shit checked out because nobody likes a pathological liar.
Or maybe it’s just that Gisele is prego? Either way it’s nothing to brag about.
hey hey hey, what’s going on here?
Yea, I banged her.
“I believe him” – O.J.
The next thing Zolak is going to claim is that doesn’t have a devastating 12-6 curveball or a sharp cut fastball.
Umm have you ever seen Steve Burton swing from Zo’s nuts? It’s fucking pathetic.
Plus, Zo shouldn’t be talking about blowing an opportunity since it looks like he could only hit on this Jane Curtin wannabe on a Booze Cruise:
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zolak is an idiot. mark my words, its only a matter of time before his mouth gets him in trouble. he likes to think that he is the shit but he is just a shit head. he hates the fans and his show with that other idiot tanguay is brutal.
sidenote’ im waiting for that idiot, douche charlie madfisherman moore to do something stupid too. this guy has DUI/leaving the scene/underage girl/tax fraud written all over his stupid face.
Or nobody paid attention to Jizzele because she ain’t that hot?
He did get one thing right in the story, Boston sports fans would rather rail Tom Brady than Giselle.
yeah she’s not hot LMAO
The guys were probably too intimadated to say anything to her, I think I would be….”Hey Gisele whats your major??”
Maybe the guys in the elevator were busy trying to figure out which of Zolak’s eyes to look at when they were talking to him.
Guy is like Marty Feldman with a football pension.
That’s just like the Gilette crowd. . . . “Is Zoolander’s shoulder O.K.?” “is Zoolander washed-up???” “What does he eat before a game???”
And a pretty hot, clothing-rack of a woman gets on the elevator and they don’t even see her – have another Bud Light sports fans. What was she doing there anyway? I thought the only women allowed in the stadium were the cheerleading-sluts on the feild.
‘Tis not a complete fabrication as I, myself, was also in the elevator in question and, indeed, Ms. Bundchen did enter looking a bit haggard by her lofty standards. And, indeed, those present were far more interested in Mr. Zolak’s thoughts on all things American Football. What Mr. Zolak failed to mention, however, was when, upon spotting me, Ms. Bundchen cried out in broken English, “Alfred, there you are! Finally! Look, we really need to talk about this baby! Don’t worry: Tom doesn’t know a thing.”
Zolak in an elevator getting all precummy with a bunch of dudes…?
I believe it
I’m listening to this “interview” right now… I don’t think Tanguay and Zolak understand sarcasm and exaggeration. Two useless clowns… Nobody is claiming it didn’t happen, just that nobody cares about Zolak! Pretty simple and true!
Oh no EP, you’re on Tanguay and Zolak’s bad side!!!!!! Are u pissing yourself or what?
Better head back to Michigan and start ‘Barstool – Ann Arbor’