Is Shit Massholes Say Funny?
People have blowing up my inbox all day with this video. Shit Massholes say. Obviously I loved the two Barstool shoutouts. And yes I think more people do read us than the Globe. However I can’t just whore myself out just because they tickled my balls a little bit. I’m not that easy. I think I said this yesterday that one of my biggest pet peeves in life is fake Boston accents. I can’t even concentrate on what they’re saying because of how thick they are laying it on. And the Sweet Caroline part was just weird. Having said all that I still gave it a 9 because of the street cred they get for mentioning us and I am sneaky that easy.


(880 votes, average: 8.31 out of 10)
that chick from 30 rock has the worst fake boston accent of all time
The psychiatrist from The Departed was way worse! Terrible! The only thing that sucked in that movie! But anyway, MassHoles no longer sing Sweet Caroline anymore. The Pink Hats killed it!
i miss scalabrine
and person above me, i agree the girl in the departed was wicked hot but her accent was really inconsistent and shaky
No shitting on kobe? thought for sure that would be in it
If you’re trying to start a fight with a guy, and you need to throw out a “buddy” or “pal” to really stoke the fire.
Who the fuck actually likes sweet Caroline, that song pretty much sums up everything I hate about the red sox, Fenway, and their pink hat fans
Shit girls say was moderately entertaining. All of the other ripoffs have been dumb.
And yes, the chick from The Departed has the shittiest Boston accent, for a woman. Worst Boston accent ever goes to Kevin Costner in 13 Days.
How about using a fuckin directional? Yeah, I saw this before reading this entry. I noticed the accents are off, as well.
mildly entertaining. ”what kinda booze does that broad drink again?” and “wicked hungover” – good ones
entertaining yes
funny no
same old same old. So, not funny. Some of those guys are imitating Ben Affleck
you know how I know you’re gay? You sing sweet caroline at fenway. You have to be a drunk asshole or a stupid girl to still sing that. They sing it even if they’re getting lit up. Song needs to go
So I guess that Tyler Molander kid from yesterday just got kicked out of UMass because like 100 people went to the police about his letter.
nms468 I agree Sweet Caroline needs to go! Second off how can you put Ben Affleck ahead of the Wahlberg brothers? Marky Mark and Donnie are 10 times better than Affleck!
Not a boston guy and I thought it was funny
^^AGREED dump that shit
how many times do i have to laugh for it to be considered funny? because i laughed zero times. this is the video equivalent of those “You know you’re from (fill in the blank)” emails…”You know you’re from boston if you’ve ever been to Opening Day”. Fucking terrific.
Dudebro, Costner tied his own record with his accent in Company Men.
The real worst accent is Tom Hanks in Catch Me If You Can.
^ to nms468
not even a little funny. fake boston accents are terrible.
It’s ok. I do know it was shot in LA because I live in LA. Sonny MacLean’s when they’re in the parking lot with the shamrock Bruins, Celts, Sox and Pats logo.
Are all these posts an attempt to bury Thornton’s gay figure skating post on page 2?
100% Sonny McLean’s….logo is unmistakable.
War Gronk. F Tyree.
eh, accents aren’t that bad. I know plenty of massholes who start sounding like that into their 2nd six pack. Only parts I laughed at were the South End and El Guapo.
but the Sweet Caroline RUINED IT. GET RID OF THAT SONG!! Whoever sings that at Sox games or even worse not at Sox games sounds ri-fucking-diculous.
Tom Hanks fucking kills the Boston accent in Catch Me If You Can. And frankly these dudes did a good job to I mean these shit people say videos are always exaggerated this one is pretty fucking accurate. You may say they are laying it on think but some dudes have accents that are real and way worse than these dudes. I would know my father is one of them. And I miss Scal too, clearly.
The second reference being “smokeshow”? Awesome that you are synonomous with being a Boston douchebag. You knocked it out of Fenway with that one Nose.
Sweet Caroline is the worst fucking thing ever. I am a lifelong sox fan, never missed a pitch til 2007, now I want to throw up most times when I see anything red sox. Still love them, but need these owners to go / pink hats to die.. 13 Days Kevin Costner is THE worst Boston accent of all time, nobody ever knows what I’m talking about. That said, these guys suck
I thought we were done with these awful “shit ____ say videos.” Another meme run into the ground over and over again. With that said this wasn’t bad until the sweet caroline part. Went from about a 7 or 8 to zero instantly.
1) All Boston accents are annoying regardless if they are fake or not.
2) Most Boston fans are pink hats anyway. not just Red sox fans
3) Sweet Caroline is for the gays
Oh. And hang your hat on a video that mentioned you and isn’t even viral. Your coming out party? Nice resume builder.
These guys are trying way too hard to be funny, which kills it. It’s not funny at all, plus no one really says any of those things.
Kevin Costner doesn’t even sound like he’s from Boston in 13 Days. It sounds like he’s from Texas or something! Aweful!
there was nothing funny about that. the only shit ___ say video that ever made any sense was this one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHYjkV0Jro
mel gibson, to say you went from never missing a pitch to wanting to throw up when you hear about them…. your not a diehard. your a pink hat fat.
Not from Boston but lived in southie for a couple years and this is pretty much dead on townie stuff. Loved when the dude said shattered. Don’t hear that anywhere outside Boston. And they brought up el gaupo. That’s Boston sports cred.
@Schnide ironically the guy that did the voice in Shit Envelopes Say video is definitely from Boston. In fact that guy should have done this video.
have i lost my mind or was that thing Schnide posted the strangest but also the funniest thing i’ve ever seen? Shit Envelopes Say…what kind of peron comes up with shit like that
yeah sweet caroline sucks but otherwise i thought it was decent. loved the el guapo shoutout. and agreed – sweet caroline needs to go. you know what else is annoying? when they start the wave and the sox are losing. the wave is borderline even when they are up.
Not from Boston, but I was born in Gloucester and have lived in New England my whole life. I laughed a couple of times, and I’ve definitely said “wicked hammered (or hungover)” and some variation of “what kind of booze does that broad drink?” more than once…
The Nomar and El Guapo mentions make this a solid b .
martin sheen’s accent in the departed is the worst boston accent ever
Eh, not that funny but definitely think it was the best of the ‘shit _____ say” videos. The accents were too distracting and ruined it because you could tell they were either fake or embellished too much. The El Guapo reference was money…makes me wonder who did all the research cuz only a true masshole appreciates Rich Garces
and I hate to toot Pres’ schnoz, but the Barstool reference at the beginning was also spot on
i’m flabbergasted that anybody would find this funny. isn’t the point of these videos to make fun? these guys aren’t making fun of anything. they’re just saying regular everyday shit that any one of us might say except they used a $3000 camera and put it online. who gives a shit that they mentioned rich garces. if you think this is funny you must just laugh all day long no matter what is going on.
This is fucking disgraceful. From a comedic standpoint, it doesn’t make any other funny observations than the tired shit that’s been out ever since Jimmy Fallon did “Sully.” That was the first one, it was kind of funny, and it was before Boston blew up with sports. This is basically just that…for the 4,000th time. So lame, tired, and unoriginal. Boston people do and say funny shit that isn’t caught in these shitty skits that are all over the place. Real housewives of Boston, Boston Mad Men…and this piece of shit. I know all the geeks that moved here from CT will think this is hilarious.
‘people have blowing up my inbox all day’…when are u gonna fix these simple ass mistakes..how do u just forget to put the be in there in the headline…ironic you were an education at michigan, you could use some education yourself.
pres you suck
PS I went to a training in Illinois and some kid was acting like this at the bar, he even sang sweet caroline on Karaoke, i’m not even fucking kidding. He drunkenly started talking to us and I found out he was an accountant from the south shore that played golf at Holy Cross. Real Boston Guy. I can see why people hate us, it’s like how everyone in Jersey acts like they’re Dad was the inspiration for Goodfellas.
The El Guapo reference was awesome. Most of these are pretty lame but this wasn’t bad.
Wahlberg is better than those other queers. Polo hats kick ass. MelGibson is right, “Sweet Caroline” is gayer than Barney Frank. The Globe is for homos.
Do you guys really think the chick in the Departed was hot? And “The Company Men” was an awesome movie, despite the liberal bullshit.
these videos just aren’t funny at all.
Boston3… Dead on. Martin Sherman accent was so bad, half wall through the movie someone apparently told home “fuck it, just fuck the accent and say it how you normally would.”
I give second worst to Ted Kennedy.
Btw….you assholes didn’t think it was funny because you thought you were watching a documentary. ” Played out” or not, it is funny. It’s all funny beacause its all true.
^^^So if I make a video called “What T Riders Say” and have clips of me saying “Was that a Braintree or Ashmont that I just missed?” and “What the fuck is that smell?” do you promise you’ll laugh?
Yeah the schnide link to the shit envelopes say vid was actually funny. Weird yes, but funny for some reason
I’m from Boston and I liked it. A little forced, but the El Guapo shout out was way too good. And I have friends that have that accent. College kids in Allston don’t, but it most definitely still exists.
God damn i hope the Patriots lose. Just to see Bostonians suffer.
google Daily Grind Sports
sounded too much like ben affleck the whole time, but entertaining cus i say all that shit
This video is worse than me
the only thing that was funny was the el guapo part
Hi I’m from Boston and THIS was funny, El guapo, sweet caroline is gay, wicked hammered. Seriously though, I am from Boston and this is kind of close.
I thought this was actually a pretty funny video
Normally I find stuff like this very stupid, but there was something about this one that was well done. The red head guy sounds exactly like Ben Affleck, lol.
Also, to everyone saying how lame Sweet Caroline is, I’m pretty sure they were parodying how people think it’s such a Boston thing, when it’s really just “Fenway Sports Group” bullshit.
Spot in video. Anyone who doesn’t think so is a self loathing irish fag from southie.
Worst Boston accent is Diane Lane in The Perfect Storm
Authentic because they got the Dunkin reference in. Same with Mass Mad Men. The rest suck balls
Wost accent is George Jung’s mom in Blow. Fucking wanted to strangle that bitch!
Again daily is spending his whole day on barstool talkin shit. Fag
Classless definitely got beat up by 13year old Southie kids one night
@eliownsbrady- before you start shitting on someone else about their spelling/ grammar errors, why don’t your proof read your own comments you fucking clown. Where would the word “be” fit into that sentence? Do you mean “been”? Also, I think you meant “education major at Michigan”.
not from Boston but went to school there and this video is great. the people hating on it are obviously from Boston. the terrible accents make it better.
yeah sonny mcleans in santa monica,ca. that was the closet bar to my apt for a while. i saw a guy almost die there at the bar while i was singing eddie money at karaoke night
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I thought this was great pres. Being away from boston so long it put i smile on my face. People talk like that and yea of course they might exageratte a bit but i have heard people from boston say all those things and sound similar. Boston pride baby gotta love it. And why is the sweet caroline part weird?