Is St. Paddy’s Day Supposed To Be Fun?
Buffalo People Knocked Out Everywhere
Heavyweight Fight
Another St. Paddy’s day has come and gone and once again the Internet is flooded with people puking and getting knocked out. This raises an interesting question for me. Is St. Paddy’s Day supposed to be fun? Because I kind of hate it. I don’t go to the parade in Southie. I did it once and that was enough. I don’t go to the bars either. I’m just not a huge everybody start drinking at 8am and get so fucked up you can’t stand by 1pm and everybody is puking and fighting everywhere type guy. Not my scene. KFC probably loves it but not me. Call me crazy but I just don’t enjoy going anywhere where I feel like there is a 75% chance you get knocked out for no reason. Last thing I want to do is be lying unconscious on the streets of Buffalo leaking all over the place. If that makes me a pussy than so be it but for my money it’s still the most overrated holiday going….Sorry Jerry.
- Thanks to Corndog for the videos who has turned into a video animal
some people just can’t handle their alcohol
Hey bro, I don’t go pissing in the matzo ball soup around Yom Kippur, so why you gotta drop a deuce in th St Paddy’s Shepherd’s Pie?
I actually agree with you 100%, the day is just an excuse for people to act like jerkoffs, which is why Jerry loves it so much, he actually fits in with everyone that day.
Only rookies start drinking that early. This is exactly why its essential to choose your party wisely. Get up on the day of the 17th and do it right. Bang in to work and go to an Irish bar with a couple of true micks… going to the parade and being done by 1 is bush league. Course you being a jew I get that you don’t understand that.
Drinking and fighting? Is this what we think of when we think of the Irish?
a jew doesn’t like st. patricks day…. Ill make sure to alert CNN
yea pres we all know you would rather drink coffee in front of your computer like a huntch back and jerk it into a sock. like bajk said..if your gunna do it do it right. quit being such a jew and try to enjoy your life outside of that closet you call your office
way to alienate 90% of your core demographic, pres
just a guess but given your usual content i’d say most stoolies enjoy getting shithoused and doing ridiculous things…seems to me that st paddy’s should be your favorite holiday
Nice post Pres…I was just talking about this the other day….and actually I sort of feel like this goes for most, not all, day drinking events..save a wedding or something like that….especially when you get older as I am 30…like in college it was always a blast but back then your life was wild and you were use to the fights and rowdiness…..at this point its like the last thing you want to encounter
Yes its like a 75 % chance of disaster…..85% if you wife/girfriend is with you……I would say we are getting too old but my buddies were arguing with me on this…
Dude St. Patty’s sets you up with a fight clip per day for the rest of the month.
What do you expect from a bunch of Micks with 2inch Dicks!!
Erin go Bra-less
Jesus Christ Dave, you are such a fucking pussy…that is all
and PS, I hope that post about you being able to take the 1-legged wrestler in a fight was a joke. 2 on 1, Jenna fucks up you and the sales bitch 11/11 times
Way too many meathead dbags who get amped up on this “holiday” for no reason. One thing I actually enjoy about being old (30+) is not having to sit around in a circle crushing 30 packs of Natty Ice. Give me a couple good pints and some good Irish whiskey and call it a day.
in your case, 100% chance you get knocked out by a 1 legged black dude
What an upset by the fuckin’ khaki shirt office dude! Gets a TKO against shaved head/work boots guy? Get the fuck outta here. How often do you see that?
Drunk micks are the worst. Oh that was redundant.
NickManning says:
March 21, 2011 at 4:27 pm
What an upset by the fuckin’ khaki shirt office dude! Gets a TKO against shaved head/work boots guy? Get the fuck outta here. How often do you see that?
^What fight did you watch? Office dude got dominated except for the one shot he got in.
how long are you going to go before setting up some sort of charity/for profit boxing event where you can back up some of the diarrhea constantly oozing out of your face? seriously vaginalips, how do you not understand how much money you could bring in w that shit? nobody likes you man, just auction off a couple rounds with you in the ring and maybe you’ll be able to get rid of the ridiculous Honey Badger Ass? t-shirt and Katy Perry OOPS ads…
I had a great time in southie yesterday. No fights, ton of smokes everywhere. Only wish it wasn’t impossible to buy beer after 4pm.
Southie – Officially the safest place to celebrate St. Patty’s Day. Good Lord.
You are almost 40, I don’t think anything is suppose to be fun for you anymore.
gotta love the 14 year old “videographing” the day…
wtf…
soccer players wouldn’t even whine about that you fucking pussy
goosen says:
March 21, 2011 at 4:36 pm
I had a great time in southie yesterday. No fights, ton of smokes everywhere. Only wish it wasn’t impossible to buy beer after 4pm.
Obviously the smokes weren’t from Southie. They just took a road trip from the burbs to witness all the ugly drunks they’ve been hearing about. Pound for pound, Southie has the drunkest and ugliest people on the planet.
why is it red and swolen
You don’t spend much time in southie do you? Try riding the 7 or 9 bus around rush hour and tell me how many smokes you see.
“He leakin” just does NOT sound right coming out of the mouth of a white female from Buffalo. Leave that one to the pros honey.
Kid in the 2nd video talked a good game and was in fact game but has no fucking clue how to fight. Total Puss!
Goosen, you are one of the ugly ones that I was just writing about.
it appears that if you know how to throw short, straight punches you should be all set.
Both the girl and kid who filmed these vids need to stfu. Annoying as fuck, and the kid needs to learn how to use videography correctly. Other than that, pretty entertaining
@ goosen:
He can’t see. His eyes are “swolen,” whatever that means.
Pop into the Beer Garden or Shennanigans any night and good luck trying to hide a boner. Smokes all over Southie.
carlsweetchuck
You get a boner looking at chicks in the Beer Garden ? Homo. You ever been to a strip joint before ?
Carlsweetchuck, you must cum in your pants at a strip joint
why is it red and swolen
Are trolling message boards and going to strip clubs the only thing you got going? Maybe its time to step away from the computer for a while man.
Southie is full of smokes. Mostly newports.
St Patty’s on the 17th and a birthday on the 20th means a 4 day bender every year and vie never got into a fight only the young punks 25 and under that cant handle their booze are the ones sucka punching each other and passing out everywhere. but, i agree its silly that some people ruin it for the people out to have fun
St Patricks day is for amateurs
looks like The Joker got roughed up
you know what cracks me up? when white people start using black slang that’s been around for decades and they think it’s the hottest new shit in the streets. like ever since that video came out where the “i am a motherfucker” shirt guy beat up the other dude on the bus and the girl who recorded it said, “ooooh, he leakin’”. now literally every time i see a situation like this happen, some white kid off to the side is like, “brooooo, he’s leakin’!”, but i never once heard it before that video came out. like people have been saying “leakin” since at least the mid-80s. something tells me that black america is hard at work looking for a new term to use. kid of loses it’s luster once it hits the suburbs, hahaha. i don’t know, just an observation…
hahahahahaha, southie, that’s the best shit i heard all day!
pres your a pussy
*kind of loses it’s luster
dumbfuck it’s Patty’s not Paddy’s. Honestly?
I can understand Pres’ point of view on this situation. With a nose like his he would get knocked out from a wild punch at a bar two doors down from the one he was drinking at.
dickheads, green beer and boiled meat…nuff said
i had two beers, i’m irish, i’m a legit alky, i was in bed at 10.
oh, and real name is well you know.
i hate jammed places and drunk people.
Went to southie yesterday…. didn’t see any fights. Pretty sure most of the fighting happens with kids ages 15-21. Don’t see too many 30 somethings brawling. Also if you keep to yourself, obviously no one’s going to just come up to you and punch you in the face. It’s Southie brah. Not Compton….
Probably cause your old..
Numero Two says:
March 21, 2011 at 4:38 pm (Edit)
You are almost 40, I don’t think anything is suppose to be fun for you anymore.
Well done. Made me literally spit liquid I wasn’t even drinking.
I saw nothing close to a fight. Post-parade looked like “The Walking Dead” with drunks replacing the zombies. Cops were ordered to be strict this year and they were, wrote a lot of tickets ($ for city without using up courts). But another good time had by all.
Agree with this post 100%, would probably add a few more events as well. Most events are completely over rated. Grew up around Southie, lived in Southie for a few years, Irish Boston ki, and you couldn’t pay me to hang around this over rated shitfest. Better off hanging out in one of many Boston drinking establishments than going to a place that’s appeal is wanna be D-Bags from the suburbs and the Southie folk who want to sell them T Shirts.
It’s good for you, puts hair on your chest.
st. patrick’s day = amateur hour
us real drunks don’t need an excuse to start at 6. let the kids fend for themselves.