Is The Thong Dead?
So Cosmo magazine had asses everywhere in an uproar yesterday as it pronounced that the thong dead in it’s latest issue. Now personally I found this news pretty hard to believe. I mean show me a chick at a bar not wearing a thong and I’ll show you a fat bitch. Don’t get me wrong I love boy shorts on chicks as much as the next guy, but girls don’t wear those out. They only wear that shit lounging around right? So naturally I asked the First Lady what she thought about all this thong controversy. Well she basically told me on no uncertain terms that Cosmo is for suckers and that thongs aren’t dead until Vogue says so. She also said to pass along the message that if your girlfriend reads cosmo she’s trash and you should dump her immediately. I guess it’s kind of like Sonny’s test in Bronx Tale. Great ones read Vogue. Sluts read Cosmo. Live and learn.
the First Lady is never wrong!
This is for BDFB in regards to the bet. for some reason I couldnt post on the B’s blog.
Yes I would you stupid Monday. The season is far from over, still have the Olympic break. And to be honest, I would bet my left testicle just for the slim possibility that I would never have to read one of your stupid comments or watch as you copy and paste other peoples comments to tell them how funny they are. Wonder why nobody ever does that for your comments?
Go fuck yourself,
The entire BSS comment section
does thongs cut farts in half so it’s actually like two farts
I gave the first lady the mario test
Go take a slapshot Moody you whale. Wouldn’t want to see you in anything other than a burqa (sp?).
I’ll take a pair of tighty booty shorts over a thong anyday. Don’t get excited Cumstein, I’m talking about seeing them on a woman, not wearing them.
Ass floss will never die!! The fashionistas are always trying to dictate what is in & out. The bottom line here is that as long as the ass floss gives guys wood (& it always will), chicks will wear it.
Thong>boy shorts>>>>>>>>>>>>>chicken cutlet in the bra
Well said CVD. I love booty shorts as much as the next guy but the day the thong dies, this full-grown man will tear up and that is no lie
this WMP guy is fucking hilarious. i bet Mrs. Moody’s undies more closely resemble these:
http://www.mypatterndesigner.com/MPD/Collections/images/Lingerie%20and%20Loungewear/HighWaistedGrannyPanty.gif
act of the matter is nothing hotter than seeing the thong thorugh a girls dress, but when naked, normal tight panties look better
my ex read cosmo and that is prolly one of the reasons she is my ex , that and she was a huge slut
Don Jeans just ruined my day
I hope it is not dead, but i have to say i am a huge fan of the picture above.
I am not a big fan of calling them boy shorts. I mean, can’t we find another name? You sound like you are interested in dudes when you say you like boy shorts…not that there’s anything wrong with that. Seriously, does this sound ridiculous: “Man, that chick is hot. I would love to see what she looks like without a shirt just standing in those boy shorts”
The OLD Prez woulda flipped the First Lady face-down over the sofa and found out for SURE if she was wearing a thong or not.
The NEW Prez asked her, and got a lecture on women’s magazines.
If the thong is dead, I’ll kill myself. What’s life if they’re gone?
BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY kisses the tip, why else would he comment that, in a blog about thongs, def a homo, stay away from me
PS – (to Don Jeans) Where’d you find the pic of the chick wearing Rocky’s workout shorts? UG!!
PPS – BDfB guy and BBH guy should either meet in an alleyway and:
1) fight each other to the death
or
2) take turns poop-chuting each other
This back-n-forth name-calling is worse than 2nd Grade, and you’re wasting my limited availability of reading time!
somewhere in the world Sisqó is shedding a tear…
for those who dont know Sisqó, he is the dude who made “Thong Song”, he is also a homosexual, like BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY
BDFB ruins comment sections
Amen, Doobs.
Im convinced bdfb is not black…..this is because he can somewhat spell and he isnt funny
I must agree! Pigs wear thongs. Classy broads wear French cut.
i think it would be awesome if people would just leave their comments based on the blog instead of worrying about me, sounds about right
$5 says black dude has never sniffed the puss.
Lugnutz…..I mean JWalker never gave a shit about what a gift was wrapped in and I ain’t starting to now. Just tear through that and get to the goods.
True story
I guessing BlackDude is more mulatto, ya know, coffee looking f’er.
Reef best ass contest? Hello? Show me someone who can’t appreciate a black thong hangin 4 feet out of the top if a pair of white stretch pants and I’ll show you a guy who has a poster of Johnny weir (besides Jerry)
“$5 says black dude has never sniffed the puss.”
As a rule, brotha’s don’t go down on chicks.
truth norcal. black dude ain’t no brotha tho.
I must agree! Pigs wear thongs. Classy broads wear French cut.
I think it’s the opposite. Pigs don’t care about visible panty lines while classy girls do.
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