Is There Any Possible Justification I Can Give Myself For Spending 20K on Courtside Seats Tomorrow Night?
So 2 courtside seats to tomorrow’s game would cost me 20K. 10K a seat. I’m trying to rack my brain and come up with a reason I have to do this. Basically a way to justify it as a legit marketing expense. Like if I wore that Good Effort shirt would we sell 20K worth of them? What if I wore a Viva La Stool shirt or a my starfish tank with a hardo hat? Would that somehow justify the cost? What about a Davey Pageviews shirt? Is there any reason that anybody can think of that I should spend this much on tickets? Or am I just resigned to having to watch this game at home like a common fool? What should I do? Come on all you idiot commenters. Make yourself useful and come up with some marketing scheme that is worth the 20K or even close to it.