Is There Any Possible Justification I Can Give Myself For Spending 20K on Courtside Seats Tomorrow Night?
So 2 courtside seats to tomorrow’s game would cost me 20K. 10K a seat. I’m trying to rack my brain and come up with a reason I have to do this. Basically a way to justify it as a legit marketing expense. Like if I wore that Good Effort shirt would we sell 20K worth of them? What if I wore a Viva La Stool shirt or a my starfish tank with a hardo hat? Would that somehow justify the cost? What about a Davey Pageviews shirt? Is there any reason that anybody can think of that I should spend this much on tickets? Or am I just resigned to having to watch this game at home like a common fool? What should I do? Come on all you idiot commenters. Make yourself useful and come up with some marketing scheme that is worth the 20K or even close to it.
sure…you’d be single again
Just have 2 smokes go in bikinis an make them write barstoolsprts.com on there tits
YOLO
No balls
Colossal waste of money. Spend 2 grand on a pair of regular seats….Take the remaining $18G and go to Kapalua for 2 weeks with your wife…way better use of $20K all the way around
Here’s the justification: YOU’RE NOT A CELTICS FAN
I am sure if you went with a barstool shirt and brought a girl with huge knockers you will absolutely get your money worth
You’re worth $2 million dollars, you’ll make $20k in interest by game time tomorrow night!
Just bring a bag of dicks in with you, sit down and start sucking them, then everyone would be like “who’s the dude courtside plowing through a bag of dicks.”
Be one hell of a marketing campaign….
I mean we’re beating a dead horse here but you do understand that the shitty thing wasn’t stealing the phrase good effort, obviously everyone came up with that. It was stealing the guy’s exact design. More than stupid it’s just lazy, it’s not like it was a kickass design. #scumbag.
I live vicariously through your nose
Ask one of those muscle freaks that used to make me vomit/feel bad about myself on the side of the site to show up with you.
An I<3Rape shirt would be all the rave i bet.. but honestly, Dave.. The slogan was “by the common man, for the common man” … i guess now that you have money we are just the common fool to you…… “Whoever said money didnt change you i guess didnt make enough”
I’m picturing the Davey Pageviews shirt, hardo trucker hat courtside and something like this happens…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA582tX6UOE&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLDB32406824BC3F41
How about that since you stole the t’shirt idea, in actual fact kids with cancer are the ones paying for the seats
Have fun
I have an idea that’ll save you 10k of that 20….go alone.
wear a shirt that says barstoolsports.com and go with a smoke who’s wearing the same…i my self would wait for the finals tho to go for more people to watch and more people to see.
20k is easy come easy go. the momories and exposure is priceless. plus you can just fund it with more pop ups
could you use it as a tax writeoff? technically your supposed to be a sports website.
SHIPPING AND HANDLING ON A STICKER IS FOUR DOLLARS YOU FUCK !?!?!?!!
start a fund, i bet you can generate 10k in a night
Being Kay cutler or someone famous so you actually get on tv
put your money where your mouth is and put 20k on the celts +1.5……. pussy
:30 commercial is probably worth $200K+ tomorrow night, so if you get yourself 3 seconds of airtime you made your investment back – assuming you do something inventive enough for people to get people’s attention and drive them to this website. no way you’re selling 1000 of those horrible t-shirts though.
do it so the announcers desperately try to find out what D list celeb you are, thus giving you more airtime as they publically comment about your seats, therefore moving you up to a C list celeb and simultaneaously promoting the stool. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY PRES for fucks sake
Some people are saying game 6 could set the nBA tv ratings record
There is no chance you have $20,000! NO CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make custom jerseys. Heat jerseys with the heat logo from the front removed and a stool in its place. You and sales guy go and wear them and for nameplates you put “good job” and “good effort”. The marketing justification would obviously only come if you got both your front and backs extended TV time.
Pageviews shirt, your original starfish bathingsuit, double LeBron headband. Boom, there you go.
Pull a Nascar and ask a bunch of advertisers to sponsor you, like Miltons, and just wear all their logos on your outfit. And dont be such a jew
A better use of 20K would be getting a fucking nose-job. If Zuckerburgs stock tanked because of his sweatshirt think about what your giant nose is doing to this company. You should be locked in a closet with a laptop.
BLOW A BOOGER OUT OF THAT GIANT NOSE ON THE COURT AND STOP PLAY FOR 30 MINUTES
Sit next to a card board cutout of Lebron wearing the good effort shirt! The camera will be on him all game.
say on the conservative side 15 million people watch the game on TV, if you are wearing a non-regional stool shirt and .1% of the viewers decide they like the shirt and decide to buy it, then you could make around 30K assuming you charge 20 bucks a shirt (i have no idea and i wont waste my time going to the stool store and using my money you make your jew nose any bigger) Plus the jumbotron time, maybe some TV action or at least news and espn in the coming days. I say its a good deal. Do it you fucking puss, put your $ where your jew shnoz is.
if you go the celtics have zero chance at winning, your mush presence that close will be their undoing.
Ya’ll are some real fuckin funny commenting idiots. For real tho.
And if you bring this guy with you, you might make 40k.
http://www.ridethepine.com/funny/miami-heat-fan-rocking-white-gloves-and-scarier-face/
you could buy tickets in the last row and your nose would still be sitting courtside!
aaaaahahahahahahaaaaa……….
save yourself $19K, and sit in very low seats, 10 rows up from courtside
@JACKHAMM dude, perfect. bet 10,000 on the C’s to win, then use the winnings to buy Finals tickets.
barstool las vegas: nohing but a sportsbook. get the stoolies betting through here, you’ll make enough to fly down to okc or san antonio for finals games too
stop being a pussy and go to the goddamn game, its only like $78,000 Shekels for 2 tickets.
If anyone see’s you from tv land wearing one of your shirts. First question will be “why is a huge nose sitting courtside and why is it wearing an ugly shirt with a starfish on it”.
provoke Lebron so much that he punches you in the face
you and Aubrey O’Day, bring your own stools, she has to wear purple starfish pasties with the web address written on her abs….all you have to do is try and watch the game
DUDE listen to me for once, solid plan
dress like a fucking idiot, you will get on camera and try to get Jeff V and Mike to make fun of you, you will be #1 on google search
Like ROCK pink shorts and a cut off T shirt that is Yellow, BSS LOGO and a Lebron MASK kid wiht a HARDO hat, just waive your hands all over the place a bunch of times, trust me
@ dariusbutler28 : Only 1 logo on the jersey fronts would be visible, and
only 1 nameplate would be visible to us on the back. Can you guess why?
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@ eatdickmanning : that could be THE funniest thing I’ve ever
read on this site. Definitely the funniest thing this calendar year
wear the yo soy fiesta shirt…Miami fans might buy not realizing where it’s from
hahah the cardboard cut out of lebron wearing a stool shirt sitting next to you would be PRICELESS…do it…no balls
ok ok here it goes. i came up with a similar scheme of gaining free advertising. People’s Court. Ya know how Harvey Levin (TMZ) does the whole ask the people what they think about the case thing, well i was going to show up one day act like i was answering the question and then just straight punch Levin in the kisser, INSTANT GLOBAL STAR, but you gotta get arrested and probably go to jail, but you’ll be famous 100% of the time.
ANSWER: punch Lebron in the face.
Jhonny Vegas Players championship shirt he wore on mothers day. Shit hurt your eyes on tv. Jus wear that with Viva la stool printed on it
original starfish + renee in canary costume
If you fire Feitelberg, you could buy a ticket with his salary. Also if you fire him, your readers will throw gifts and money at you.
Try and trip Lebron with that thing.
just do it
Sit shirtless in the front row with viva la stool across your chest. They always put the fat blobs on the jumbotron. Or make a shirt that says “Your dad reads my website, Lebron….but he still has no time for you”
Call Ace Tickets or Stubhub and offer advertising for tickets. Probably won’t give you court side but worth a try.
Take Brady’s kid to the game? That’s sure to get some attention.
Leave the neon hardo swag at home. People are going to think you’re from South Beach
What does $20,000 in Pageviews Bucks convert to in actual dollars?
Bring Superphat. It’ll be worth 20K just to see what Jeff Van Gundy says about him.
Go and write Barstoolsports.com on the dorsal fin protruding from your face. Boom. Worth about $100,000.
You need to bring superphat, buy two seats have him sit in both and you on top him you’ll be all over the place
You should find someone famous like Jenna marbles to sit next to.
seriously should go to the game and try to promote the stool if only because allen, kg, or pierce or a combination of any of them may not be back next year and the celtics may not be back to the conf finals. also could be the last home game with the big 3 (although that is less realistic)
“by LaffertyDaniel on June 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm
SHIPPING AND HANDLING ON A STICKER IS FOUR DOLLARS YOU FUCK !?!?!?!!”
Is this true?
“by jackhammahersoflty on June 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm
put your money where your mouth is and put 20k on the celts +1.5……. pussy”
This is really The Truth. Put your money where your mouth is. if you be the money line you get free seats and make some money.
“by revnathanhortonheat on June 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm
If you fire Feitelberg, you could buy a ticket with his salary. Also if you fire him, your readers will throw gifts and money at you.”
Also The Truth.
Stop being such a Jew and man up
Pres, you are half right. I like the idea of a dude and a hot chick each sporting a tight Barstool shirt on the sidelines, getting love from the cameras. But that dude should not be an old, soft in the middle, big-nosed smut peddler like you. It should be a solid, handsome guy with chiseled features, who men want to be and women want to be with. Send me to the game with your hottest 19 year old smoke, and I will rock the fuck out of the Barstool tshirt in the front row, and get you tons of network face time. Think with your head, man, not with your heart.
i hope you buy them.. and i hope lebron shoulder checks KG right into your enormous jewish nose and shatters the damn thing. keep acting like this series is already over jew boy.
HAHA TO THIS:
by revnathanhortonheat on June 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm
If you fire Feitelberg, you could buy a ticket with his salary. Also if you fire him, your readers will throw gifts and money at you.
Hardo hat with some lax bro flow coming out, starfish penny, and some MC Hammer pants. Maybe even a hateful sign directed towards Bron Bron. I can’t see how Barstool WOULDNT get some publicity from that. Maybe offer Jenny Dell free tickets if she pretends she’s your date.
IF El Jew has twenty stacks then I am the king of England
-Ch@v
Hide the foam machine in your left nostril and a DJ setup in your right nostril. At half time blow a lugee on Doris Burke and entertain the crowd. BOOM doneski
Have an intern start calling every business in the city and sell ad space on your t-shirt. Someone might want to pay something to have their brand on a minor local celebrity.
i almost spit out my coffee and i wasn’t even drinking any when you called out these idiot commenters on your blog hahah
Bring Big Daddy Smooth and make him crossdress in womens celtic gear — http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2009/11/IMG00330-20091129-1241-480×360.jpg
Yea if Leo gives you some of his leftovers it might be worth it. Especially if that leftover was Bar.
drop 40k, hire a smoke, then bring superphat and big daddy smooth. no way you don’t cause a ruckus
yolo pres. yolo.
FUCK YOU
Your fat Hebrew ass will already take up twos seats prezzy
if you go wear a tuxedo
u can go streaking with only the hardo hat on, that would be worth it!
Bring your laptop and live blog from the game.
If you spent $20K on tickets (which we all know you’re not going too) your ancestors would be rolling over in their ovens
Hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa, hahahahahahaha – corylidleflymehome – “your ancestors would be rolling over in their ovens” They may take away his Jew-card for this one.