Is This A Great or the Greatest Viral Video The Stool Has Ever Made?
In case you haven’t noticed it’s officially the Stool vs. the world with our Blackout Tour. Everyday somebody new is taking a shot at the crown. Today it was the Daily Mail. Yesterday it was ABC News. The day before that the Huffington Post. The day before that the NY Post. I got Anderson Cooper on line 1 and Inside Edition on line 2. Literally. And on and on and on it goes. Everybody saying the same thing for the most part. That Barstool is responsible for the downfall of society. That we are forcing girls to dress in skimpy outfits and shake their ass. That we are fueling drunken sexy orgies. That we are forcing college kids to act like college kids. And without fail whenever one of these articles appears I get flooded with people telling me I need to hire a PR firm or learn how to spin the media. My reaction is always the same. Are you shitting me brah? I could pay millions upon millions of dollars hiring the best PR companies in the country and they couldn’t do a tenth of what I’m doing here. We are front page World news. Not national news. World news. Oh you’re going to tell kids everywhere how insane our raves are? Gee don’t do that! No not that! Hey newflash…Barstool Sports is a party brand now. We party or die. I couldn’t be getting better press for what we do right now in my book. Haters gonna hate… Davey Pageviews gonna slate….
Ur a trip Pres. Play on.
na no one really cares about this shit
Not my scene, rather go to a real EDM show, but props to El Pres giving college kids a venue to live out their fantasies. Plus, those college chicks aren’t going to look like that in 5 years, so you gotta capitalize when you can.
haters gonna hate, Jews gonna save
also why not hire more people to throw these things so you can throw multiple parties a night
Hahaha I think it’s time to take out some money and put up a Viva La Stool billboard. This is getting to be insane. Just put your face on it
Agreed, these should be a multi-city per night event (at least on Fridays and Saturdays)
I can’t wait for the hundreds of comments about how much of a Jew bagel pres is and all that shit. Except none of them would have the balls to keep throwing blackout bashes with the national news breathing down their neck.
Keep on keeping on pres
Enjoy your 15 minutes Pres. Hopefully when they’re up you’ll start writing interesting blogs again.
I always thought this was best viral video that “barstool” ever made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk
This video sucks, just like this whole blog now. You’re letting them win when you stop blogging…
ps These parties are gay.
Play on playah. Viva LaStool!
What a Jew bagel.
Last thing anyone wants on a billboard is his face!
Although nobody that would go to a Blackout would ever watch the news…but congratulations on spreading the word to nursing homes and analog gas station tv’s across the nation.
i can’t wait to throw you down a well
El Prez swag for f’n days!!! Keep it up, broseph (haven’t used that word in like 10 years LOLz).
First of all, great vid. Second of all, it’s abso-damn-lutely mind bottling how much people feel the need to butt in to other peoples business. Since when is going to a concert illegal?! This is America! And if people are too stupid to hold their liquor, that’s their own damn fault. Stop trying to blame everyone but the people who are actually, you know, drinking. Fight for your right to party, Prez!
Well played @peytonsucksballs…right on cue haha
I can’t stop laughing. Too old to go to your black dildo parties, but bravo.
The human bite line is the best quote in the video.
#BARSTOOL #BLACKOUT #LUPOS #LEEGOOOOOOO
ELPRES, greatest video you ever made, has 38,839,362 views and counting
Love you are trying to live off Jenna’s fame
ps fuck you elpres – Jenna told me to tell you that
Genuine Hardo shit right there. Literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when I saw this swag.
The haters really need to get lives/laid. Partying is fun.
this just shows how absurd the news is now and days, they care more about pageviews than dave pageviews himself
And he takes another jab at Jenna. We don’t forget Portnoy. A scorned lover you truly are!
I wish I could get myself to care about this stuff… I really do.
This actually made me laugh. The fact the Stool is in the news makes me laugh. The funniest part about all of this your core of readers who have been reading this blog for years are now too old to go to this fucking bullshit. Whatever bro, keep at it. Only in America.
stro if you think elpres gives a shit about you, then you have some bigger issue bro, all david wants is your fucking pageviews, if he can ever sell this site and run, he will be gone like the wind
PS he fucking looks like he is push 45, god white people age terribly
prep school face and pirate dog billboards
We might age terribly, but we can wear hoodies morning, noon, and night.
Kay don’t forget that we can also wear any color we want without the risk of being shot. Plus wear sandals, black people don’t wear sandals.
The combination of the title, image of the video, and the slater gif is all I needed.
@Kay Jewelers, fuck that was pretty good, you got me
and some black people wear sandals stro, havent you ever watched the movie ROOTS bro?
Naw bro, growing up in the South that movie was classified as science fiction.
I watched Roots for 20 minutes. No one scored a hoop, so I shut it off.
LMFAO haha, stro, not sure how elpres wont recruit to write for his blog, he is only so relevant now? I mean Jenna is blowing the fuck up, i wonder when her show is going live, then elpres will hang his fatself
@williamnot you are quickly redefining “the truth”. Can I just follow you around for a few days like a puppy dog and learn how to be you?
You know, kind of like how you follow jenna marbles around.
@hoops33 , you can follow me on twitter bro, i dont use it much, but i will soon @kingblackdude
PS Jenna is cool as fuck in person, i meet her and Kim, they were cool as fuck
The Stool in the trenches while EDM, Burning Man, Dayglow, EDC, Avicii, DeadMau5, Daft Punk, and about a million other acts sip brandy and make bank with none of the bullshit.
Congressional Medal of Partying awarded to Barstool Sports.
any plans to move any of this blackout tour stuff to its own section of BSS?
Cue “NFL Films Lawyers calling on Line 1″ in 3, 2, 1……….
“there was even a human bite” the problem with this country are people who just protest to protest. bite me.
I salute you Davey Pageviews.
Keep up the good fight bro. Remember your training soldier!
I get it now! It all makes sense! Pres is trying real hard to cultivate his next generation of readers. He’s targeting 14-18 year old boys. Just look at the recent posts. Complaining about school administrators, lots of lax bro videos, GTA featuring a 14 year old looking girl with peach fuzz on her legs, and non stop blackout party posts. Fucking jew genius. All his current readers are too smart to contribute any money (tickets, shirts, etc.) to this rapidly declining website, but teenage boys? Fucking goldmine
#williamnot #jennamarbles #girlswhoweartoomuchmakeup #girlswhowannabedudes #howdoesitfeeltobeherlapdog Twitter that bitch
Yawn…more Blackout propaganda for the apes to regurgitate.
any real artists in the electronica “rave” scene would laugh at this and you. you’ve ruined the scene for people that were actually hip to it. keep seat flying schnoze. lots of money made but you’re toast.
The Daily Mail? oh wow pres, you are really getting crucified by the media
i love how everyone wants to complain about how shitty the site is yet they refresh it every hour on the hour every weekday
donkey show is mad because he was so hip to avicii and afrojack. shut up idiot.
Ya, you might wanna go ahead and hire a PR firm though.
tech dick, ultra music festival or electric daisy? yeah come me when anyone on that bill plays some shitty event where amateurs “blackout”
The tables are turning. Cuntface is losing
less kike noses would have been better
Love you Pres, and if I was in college I would be about this. But after this blackout tour you need to change gears. One chick gets drugged and a parent will sue you out your ass. Its not worth it when your when of the top bloggers and have so much swag.
Since when does 318 hits on YouTube = Viral?
hahahha davey pageviews. Good looks bro, all over the media.
So what does NFL films think about this video? This thing is going to be pulled down before it gets to 400 hits…
cum everywhere!!!! jew swag for days!
skimmed all these comments and didnt see one telling BlackDude to shut the fuck up. We get it, you stalked StoolLala and think youre the coolest thing since Lenny Kravitz. Im surprised you and your 300 lb caucasian wife have internet in that trailer home. Now please, commence being the first to die in a horror movie
just got back from Lupo’s tonight..rocked my balls off…..best shit show i ever been to….viva la stool indeed
El Prez for PRESIDENT! fuck Buttcrack Obama that phoney fucking tightwad retard. Prez youre the man, you piss people off to no end and its awesome because all these people are mad because theyve never been to one of the blackout parties…losers.carry on.
gotta love the older stoolies bitching and moaning about this stuff. the fuck is wrong with u clowns