Is This Guy The Fastest Beer Drinker In The World?
I get sent a ton of these videos like these and most of them never see the light of day. But this kid was lightening quick. My only question is whether that was a full pitcher or not? It looks kind of like a mini Euro pussy pitcher to me in which case it doesn’t count because I could drink it that quick. Anyway time to vote
Vote 1 for pussy Euros and 10 for I’m impressed

(701 votes, average: 9.41 out of 10)
Red Sox Vs. Devil Rays Game 7 “I Will Get A TB Tattoo On My Ass If We Somehow Lose This Game Tonight” Live Blog
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/10/19/
Rays owning the Sox again in Fenway….nothing new. How’s that Tattoo El Pres?
“Uh my gawd. Uh my gawd.”
Fake as Heidi Montag.
Fuckin Europeans, always doing shit smaller and gayer. Thats why we Americans run the world.
Dasboot
that is fake – no beer on this kids face – i don’t know about Europeans but even when you chug a pint you get beer on your face -
i hope volcanic ash rains down on him
The pitcher is definitely smaller which takes away from it. However, it’s a dark ale and not some pussy light beer so that helps his case.
To the judges:
Kari Ann Inarba: 7
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tomiali: 8
Here are a couple of euros.
Go back and get a BJ from your great-grandma, on me.
Now get out of here.
When it comes to drinking, USA has nothing on Europe. If you brew tab water like Miller and Budweiser, you should never comment on anything that’s related to beer. German or any scandinavian beer is ten times the quality and will get you drunk a lot faster, plus most European men can drink vodka like it is water. So yes, i’m voting for pussy europeans.
Hey EastCoastSucks why don’t you post a few more times to see if you can find someone that cares about losing 3 to the Rays in mid-April? Nobody cares dude.
Definitely something weird about this….video seems to blur around his mouth. Insert “why are you looking at his mouth homo” comment.
Yeah ECS’ hammering on the lack of sports talk is rivaled only by Teabags’ grammar sessions. Both points are valid but geez, the first 30 or so references were enough, your point is made.
Pitchers ARE a bit smaller and kids like this are a dime a dozen all over Europe, so 1 for Euro puss.
and Tony – it’s not the losses that worry me as much as the all- around collapse in every aspect of the game – if it was just a Papi slump or spotty pitching, but something is really fucked up in the collective Sox head right now and I don’t see Francona tending to it.
Saw this video about 3 years ago…
so fucking fake
Kid would get third place out of three if he tried this in the midwest. Every 300 pound Packer fan would kick his ass.
Langdon1975 said: { Apr 19, 2010 – 10:04:03 }
“If you brew tab water like Miller and Budweiser, you should never comment on anything that’s related to beer.”
“Tab” water. Mmmmmm. It comes out of the tab.
real
go to youtube and you can see 1,000′s of other videos just like this. unless there are that many people worried about making fake chugging videos, this is real
Norm Peterson
Langdon,
Beer snobs can suck my sour, sweaty, balls. Give me a Natty any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
just watch the other dude’s face
Beers are bigger in Europe dumbasses. Ok bye.
I’m saying fake. Nobody can do that without spilling at least 1 drop.
24oz pitcher. Lame.
Not sure if he’s the fastest alive but I have seen faster. In about 1980, I was in a bar in Santa Monica, the Fox Inn. Big hangout for rugby players.The owner billed himself as the World’s Fastest Beer Drinker. I took the challenge and lost to him twice before I returned home to Boston. He would drink absurd quantities of beer per night, 50-60+, while playing the piano. Fast forward to 1998. Turned on “The Man Show” with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla on TV. He was now a member of the cast. My brush with greatness.
(He would have been a bigger star if he had survived the insults to his GI tract.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Foster_(performer)
I have just been reminded that a few of us paid for him to come to Boston for a charity fundraiser in the mid-80′s, where he recorded an album. Frivolity ensued. Like one’s college years, if you remember having a good time in the 1980′s, you didn’t.
my boy does it faster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5pqqz5M73o
Hammer two things.
1 I am 100% unimpressed with this vid
2 it’s fucking WATER. Not beer.
2 things.
1. its still more impressive than the mini pitcher eurotrash kid
2. no sense in wasting a pitcher of beer by chugging it before work.
by the way, dont get mad just cuz he would dominate you in any form of chugging. its ok to lose
I just want to punch his freak ass friend in his stupid ass face.
Girlfriend swallows faster then that