Is This Guy Who Listed His Ex-Girlfriend’s Daughter On A Prostitution Site (Among Other Things) The Most Bitter Ex-Boyfriend In History?
Source – Soraida Hicks met Bruce Stimon on a flight from Boston to D.C. in late 2011. WJLA reports that over the course of several months, the two became friends, then more than friends, then Stimon, a tech worker living in New England, gave Hicks, who lives in Northern Virginia, an iPhone on his family plan: That’s when he got information on all her friends and contacts and things started going south. “He emailed all of them saying I had an STD,” said Hicks. The harassment did not stop there. After the STD incident, Hicks broke up with Stimon, who sent a video of the two having sex to Hicks’ daughter’s Twitter followers. He also listed Hicks — and sometimes Hicks’ daughter Pam, as well — on prostitution and pornography websites. “It was devastating,” Pam told WJLA. Stimon then took to slashing Hicks’ tires, and was finally arrested when Arlington police caught him with a “knife in his hand and with laptops full of evidence in his car,” WJLA reports. He was sentenced to seven years in prison at the end of January.
Yikes. Emailing all her friends saying she has an STD? Check. Sending a sex video to her daughter’s Twitter followers? Check. Listing both the ex-girlfriend and her daughter on hooker websites? Check. And just for good measure, slashing tires? Check. Yup, I’d say this dude might be the most bitter ex-boyfriend in history. The shit he did was fucking ruthless. Like he skipped right to the most emotionally damaging tactics possible. STD slander is something nobody wants to deal with. Having to defend yourself against those rumors will ruin anyone’s week. Sending a video to a daughter of you fucking her mother is another level of scarring. Oh cool, I got a Twitter DM, that’s always exciting. Then BAM, it’s your mom getting stuffed. Ouch. And who wants to have a bunch of creeps on a prostitution site calling you up for quickies all day? Unless you actually are a hooker, that’s probably gonna be a little annoying. Then, to put the icing on the cake, he slashes her tires so she can’t go anywhere, which is frustrating in a different sort of way. But still frustrating. So what’s the lesson here? Simple: never date guys with mustaches.
And I thought putting pictures on Facebook of you hanging out with an ex’s best friend was good revenge…