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21 Responses to Jersey Shore Quote Board

1. 
   by AstoriaQns717 on February 18, 2010 at 10:03 am

   ” I couldn’t have sex with my girl, she was on her period. I go to take her pants off, she wouldn’t let me. No big deal.” Best shit I’ve ever heard come out RI.
2. 
   by looch on February 18, 2010 at 10:04 am

   this. is. fucking. priceless. Great way to start of the day.
3. 
   by slampig on February 18, 2010 at 10:04 am

   “lick my ass”

   I like how Vinny and JWOWW only have 1 quote each. And that bitch who left after an hour has more.
4. 
   by Mark Price on February 18, 2010 at 10:08 am

   amazing entertainment, but they forgot snook’s best line – “i’m always classy, except when i’m drunk.”
5. 
   by BlackDude on February 18, 2010 at 10:10 am

   http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/jersey-shores-angelina-leaves-show-20091112

   sucks, i wanted to see Angelina get railed in Jersey shore 2, guess not
6. 
   by Agent47 on February 18, 2010 at 10:12 am

   Between this and Adam Lambert, are you sure there isn’t a first “man” instead of lady el pres, cuz this shit is real p-town.
7. 
   by robsar8 on February 18, 2010 at 10:13 am

   GTL Baby!
8. 
   by slampig on February 18, 2010 at 10:14 am

   Also, the more I listen to “Yo, Bitch, keep talking shit…I’ll fucking rock you!” , I am pretty sure CT said that a few times on the real world / road rules challange.
9. 
   by bobby bag of donuts on February 18, 2010 at 10:14 am

   what about ” you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk”
10. 
    by The Dynasty on February 18, 2010 at 10:17 am

    This is classic el pres. You have really stepped up your game of late with all your good posts
11. 
    by bobby bag of donuts on February 18, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Blackdude that was the first season that the article is referring to. That shit already happened.
12. 
    by rocket21vt on February 18, 2010 at 10:20 am

    You excluded from chicken cutlet night, yous excluded from yo ravioli night.
13. 
    by balloonboy on February 18, 2010 at 10:21 am

    this kids a sucka pauly d is a riot
14. 
    by balloonboy on February 18, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Pure creep mode
15. 
    by BlackDude on February 18, 2010 at 10:22 am

    my bad, sent the wrong link, http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/01/jersey-shore-angelina-season-two-contract/

    hope she is on the new show
16. 
    by elpresidente on February 18, 2010 at 10:29 am

    slampig,

    that’s 100% true now that mention it. Great observation
17. 
    by bobby bag of donuts on February 18, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Angelina should not get a second chance at being a superstar. Fuck her.
18. 
    by elpresidente on February 18, 2010 at 10:33 am

    “It only takes 9 pounds of pressure to break a nose”

    Paulie D
19. 
    by BlackDude on February 18, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Two Greatest quotes that people dont mention often are:

    “If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.”

    “Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don’t love The Situation, I’m gonna make you love The Situation.”
20. 
    by slampig on February 18, 2010 at 10:43 am

    “chew on this”

    Highly underrated
21. 
    by betheljohnsonshands on February 18, 2010 at 11:08 am

    “When you go into battle you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you one of your buddies takes it first.”