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Is This Real? Fenway Security Guard Crushes Soccer Pussy
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Yo Pres,
This is from the Soccer game that Doctor Creepy brought to Fenway last night. Some streaker was out the gate until he got straight lit up by one of my buddies I played college football with.
Note: He was tackled by a 6’4″ 285lbs. former o-lineman…you got to be an athlete in this situation. Never want to get hawked by one of the big guys.
Thanks,
Swens
Is this real? Because it feels fake as fuck to me. Like one of those old streaker commercials. But why would somebody send me an email like this if it’s fake? So I think it must be real even though my smut spidey sense is tingling like a motherfucker. And if it is real then it’s a great video. Nothing like seeing a soccer pussy get demolished by a football player like god intended. What do the Stoolies think? Real or fake?
Vote 1 for it’s as real as it gets and 10 for this is fake as fuck
(571 votes, average: 1.65 out of 10)
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Reader who submitted this is named Swens. Swens? Is that a real or fake name? Fake life all the way, bro.
real. Jack Edwards talked about some kid getting laid out yesterday on the Sports Hub. Said it was awesome but they wouldn’t put it on air.
its real. i went to college with this guy at northeastern. His name is ratboy and he lives for stuff like this.
He needs to put his head on the other side and drive through his body
NO WAY is he 285. I’d juke that kid so hard his head would end up in his asshole.
TLY0ns
same thought. no way he is 285 and he is 6’1″ at best
100% real…i was at the game…great tackle indeed
Oh it’s real. Everyone that saw it live called in to the Sportshub that night.
It is real. I saw it happen. I think that 115 lbs “streaker” came in or a shortbus so I wouldn’t be too impressed with this blindside tackle.
Real. I was there. Only thing is that this camera angle seems too good. Serious potential that the marketing machine that is the Red Sox did this to create buzz.
It’s real. The guy got laid the fuck out, and it was probably the most exciting part of the game.
Jim Breuer is a soccer fan?
might not be 285, but at least he is a fat, out of shape, ex-meathead.
cetlics v sporting lisbon. why would you book that game?
that hit could have been a lot worse. That’s why he was an o-lineman and not d lineman.
Maybe if the kid was wearing socks he could have made a move or two. Faggy loafers and too short khakis are a recipe for a beating.
Nice tackle Vinatieri… I mean Varitek.
I thought streaking meant no clothes on. Pres you old fuck, it was big in the 70s when you were in high school, am I right?
this is real, i know him personally, he would fuck up everyone here, real talk, kid is a beast
blackdude out
100% real, I was there, dude got lit up. there were a TON of smokeshows at Fenway that night, and a ton of drunk Irish/scottish and portuguese men, recipe for a fun night
If that dude is 6’4 then the streaker had to be at least 6’9. No way he is 285 either. Nonetheless, that was a great blindside tackle.
ex-meathead Murray? Disagree, I’m sure his meatheadedness will be a life long endeavor.
pickett, no comments from a boat shoe lover like yourself?
Hey BlackDude… I’m here now. Now your statement is invalid.
how the hell do you question the realness? get some new material, this skeptical shit is making me thirsty.
Black dude..real talk..I would make that dude serve me breakfast..and you could clean my dishes for thinking that blindsided tackle would cause pain to anyone.
tly0ns – enough with your tough guy talk…shut it loser
I feel bad for the skinny kid. He probably went crazy due to the heat because he had forgotten to bring his fan to the game.
Rp…sounds like you scamblin the eggs. Ill take white toast.
tly0ns of course you would want him to serve you breakfast, you probably want to insert you dick in his ass faggot. i bet you could have played in the NFL, but you thought it would be cooler to comment in blogs and act like a internet tough guy, aka i-thug
tly0ns – you make no sense dumb dick
It looks real. Real unimpressive. And the dude doesn’t look any 6’4″ 285…
ya i went to college and played football with ratboy too, he loves this stuff, its definately real….
haha i-thug..I like that. Blackdude, you can call me the i-OG I like it better. And 3 seconds ago he would kill us all. now he takes dicks to the ass? Rp..grow up. dumb dick…really? WHAT?!
Pickett. I humbly stand corrected sir.
that was gay…and pres i would love to see you get your ass beat by a “soccer pussy”…it 100% would happen, i would just like to see it
That dude is a bouncer at some bar in North Station. I think its The Grand Canal
its fake. i know the guy. they rented out fenway, got thirty thousand friends together, hired the fenway security team, got some soccer players over in somerville, hired a boston cop (detail pay), got a couple of camera guys, paid jack edwards to talk about it the next day and emailed the finished video to el pres. fucking brilliant.
blackdude would claim to know this guy…. yeah ok
I think we can all agree that BlackDude and TylOns are the 2 worst commentors on this site. Give it up guys. Pres ban these two please.
bostnkid said: { Jul 23, 2010 – 10:07:29 }
HAHAHAHAHA
Sweet tackle, dude, maybe you’ll get picked up by the Pats with moves like that. Granted, the odds of you needing to tackle a 120 pound special needs student in the NFL are slim, but you’re still awesome, meathead.
Fucking meatheads.
commenting is commenting bro..I’m not sure if its recognized as a competitive sport yet? Is it?
Was impressive that they got the guy tackled and off the field, while the game kept on rolling…even with the ball in that end of the field.
soccer please go away. thanks
Chubby motherfucker on the end was one of 3 that escorted me out of the park against the rangers. Kid looked no more than 21 years old and neither did the other security guards. It was like Fenway was making mall rent a cops look like the swat team
What’s so special about this tackle? The only thing that hurt this kid was his speed and momentum hitting the ground. The tackler did nothing special. It’s not like he speared him from the side or anything. He only got him with his arms and pulled him down. Call me when he actually takes him down with his body instead of just pulling him down and maybe then I’ll cum myself like the rest of you.
What the fuck would even make you think this is fake… it’s really not that ridiculous
how could it possibly be fake? it’s not like fenway security staged it you dumb fuckin presidente
A. This pussy boy is not a streaker, dumbass. Streakers are naked.
2. He deserved to get his neck broken just because he’s a faggot.
C. I love to see soccer games ruined.
Fenway Security are a bunch of overweight Highschool- has- beens. Just waiting for a chance to relive the glory days.
I think we just found the drunk that was on the receiving side of the biggest hit ever at Fenway Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoHHfikARyg
Manny 24 . . . How’s the Fenway dirt taste Bitch?
6’4″ my dick, that means literally everyone else in the video is around 6’8″? Nope