Is this Red Sox Pretzel Lame?
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I was just high eating a bag of pretzels when i came across this one that looks a lot like the Red Sox B. Just thought I’d send it in because they’ve been kicking so much ass lately.
-Bill from USM
Who says I don’t care about the youngsters here at the Stool. I mean a little kid sends me a picture of a pretzel that looks like a “B” and I’ll post it. It will probably make his day. I’m sure he’ll be bragging about it to his teacher, his principle, his friends, his parents and his babysitter that he was published on the Stool. Wait a minute. Is USM a college? I just assumed it was an elementary school. Hmm, I think we might have just hit a new low at Barstool Sports. Anyway time to vote whether this “B” pretzel is lame. 1 for yes and 10 for no. Please keep in mind he was high…
(2,197 votes, average: 5.64 out of 10)
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being high ups the score from 1 to 2
pretzels while your high suck
who eats pretzels when their high? i’ve always been more of a kool aid and dorito man myself!
i enjoy pizza
I go to USM. We’re not rich kids like our neighbors Bowdoin, Bates, and Colby, and we don’t need to drive 20 hours to get to school like the UMaine kids. Yeah, it kind of sucks, but every school does. But, we don’t have classes on Friday, which makes up for it.
NOITSLAMEEVERYTHINGISLAME!!!
speaking of kool aid.. kool aid bursts are the greatest drinks ever… now if only thye came in like 32 ounces
If you rotate it clockwise, it looks like a bikini bottom
I think he’s a liar. If he were really high, he would eaten the pretzel before he had time to take a picture of it.
This guy’s a fucking liar. If he was that high he’d have been too lazy to type the email. Oh wait that hasn’t really stopped me from posting the last two years…
But I still think he’s a fucking liar.
Cpt, i kinda like what you’ve done with the tradition there..
Big Cat, Tom Selleck says be a man like magnum P.I. and take pride for you school.
Bigcat, no one has classes on friday, your shitty maine school still sucks. lots of “bitches tanning on the quad” weather up there right?
Yeah not having classes on Friday makes up for the fact that you go to school in fucking Maine and your degree is worth about as much as a doctorate from Blaine.
wow sweet pretzel. I am over fucking whelmed.
Did he actually present it on batting practice jersey too?
No, no ‘bitches tanning on the quad’. And as far as it being in Maine, it could be worse. At least it’s not in Wyoming.
U of Southern Maine is at least in Portland, a city of about 100k. If you’re familiar w/ Portland at all, its a pretty enjoyable area. Not a huge city, not a hick town.
Plus it’s less than 2 hrs to Boston which is more than I can say for a lot of other uppity schools in smaller towns with a larger commute
Went to Colby…wish I could say I’m rich.
That Pretzel is fuckin sick..USM not so cool but a few are smoke show worthy
the fucking red sox are lame
BigCat
true
I hope the rating comes out to 4.20.
I vote pretty badass.
Sell it on EBAY for $500. . . . .