Is this Red Sox Pretzel Lame?

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I was just high eating a bag of pretzels when i came across this one that looks a lot like the Red Sox B. Just thought I’d send it in because they’ve been kicking so much ass lately.

-Bill from USM

Who says I don’t care about the youngsters here at the Stool. I mean a little kid sends me a picture of a pretzel that looks like a “B” and I’ll post it. It will probably make his day. I’m sure he’ll be bragging about it to his teacher, his principle, his friends, his parents and his babysitter that he was published on the Stool. Wait a minute. Is USM a college? I just assumed it was an elementary school. Hmm, I think we might have just hit a new low at Barstool Sports.  Anyway time to vote whether this “B” pretzel is lame. 1 for yes and 10 for no.  Please keep in mind he was high…

 

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elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  05/20/09, 4:46 pm    | 

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» BlueFisherPriceTable said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:22 }

being high ups the score from 1 to 2

» buttpee said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:31 }

pretzels while your high suck

» KingOfTheBean said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:19 }

who eats pretzels when their high? i’ve always been more of a kool aid and dorito man myself!

» Pokey Reese said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:45 }

i enjoy pizza

» BigCat said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:00 }

I go to USM. We’re not rich kids like our neighbors Bowdoin, Bates, and Colby, and we don’t need to drive 20 hours to get to school like the UMaine kids. Yeah, it kind of sucks, but every school does. But, we don’t have classes on Friday, which makes up for it.

» CptKballs said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:17 }

NOITSLAMEEVERYTHINGISLAME!!!

» BlueFisherPriceTable said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:37 }

speaking of kool aid.. kool aid bursts are the greatest drinks ever… now if only thye came in like 32 ounces

» Like Them Apples said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:40 }

If you rotate it clockwise, it looks like a bikini bottom

» Vincent Vega said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:29 }

I think he’s a liar. If he were really high, he would eaten the pretzel before he had time to take a picture of it.

» CptKballs said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:47 }

This guy’s a fucking liar. If he was that high he’d have been too lazy to type the email. Oh wait that hasn’t really stopped me from posting the last two years…

But I still think he’s a fucking liar.

» stinkydial said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:30 }

Cpt, i kinda like what you’ve done with the tradition there..

» Tom Selleck said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:56 }

Big Cat, Tom Selleck says be a man like magnum P.I. and take pride for you school.

» bc makes love then cries said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:20 }

Bigcat, no one has classes on friday, your shitty maine school still sucks. lots of “bitches tanning on the quad” weather up there right?

» TonyTwotoes said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:44 }

Yeah not having classes on Friday makes up for the fact that you go to school in fucking Maine and your degree is worth about as much as a doctorate from Blaine.

» Aguado said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:46 }

wow sweet pretzel. I am over fucking whelmed.

Did he actually present it on batting practice jersey too?

» BigCat said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:54 }

No, no ‘bitches tanning on the quad’. And as far as it being in Maine, it could be worse. At least it’s not in Wyoming.

» FloppyMcNutz said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:29 }

U of Southern Maine is at least in Portland, a city of about 100k. If you’re familiar w/ Portland at all, its a pretty enjoyable area. Not a huge city, not a hick town.

» FloppyMcNutz said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:27 }

Plus it’s less than 2 hrs to Boston which is more than I can say for a lot of other uppity schools in smaller towns with a larger commute

» nard said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:07 }

Went to Colby…wish I could say I’m rich.

» Stillballin69 said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:31 }

That Pretzel is fuckin sick..USM not so cool but a few are smoke show worthy

» VinBaker said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:04 }

the fucking red sox are lame

» Bruschimancrush said: { May 20, 2009 - 06:05:35 }

BigCat

true

I hope the rating comes out to 4.20.

» apimpnamedslickback said: { May 20, 2009 - 11:05:31 }

I vote pretty badass.

» 5MinuteMajor said: { May 21, 2009 - 12:05:05 }

Sell it on EBAY for $500. . . . .

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