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I’m usually not a huge fan of bros icing bros, but this was pretty fucking good. The old usher ice job while escorting some sweet little nothing to her seat. Guy took it like a champ too.
PS – If somebody tried this at my wedding my nana would have strangled them though.
Anyway rate this ice job. Vote 1 for all bros icing bros suck and 10 for this was the best icing of all time.
(708 votes, average: 7.60 out of 10)
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icing was cool 1.5 months ago
didn’t the tastemaker make icing cool? sell-out pres, sell-out
Icing was never cool. These YouTube videos go way too long after the payoff. Edit,please,people.
with music played by a minstrel and being held in a barn of some sorts, i don’t think the icing would be the low point of the wedding.
for once in my life, I agree with Don Jeans
We have a name for who drink those malted beverages…Girls. Icing is gay for a variety of reasons with the kind of drink at the top of the list.
Would have been cooler if the bride pulled one out on the way down and Iced someone
Agreed Mountie. With music from a MIDI keyboard, Icing is the high point of that wedding.
terrible…….again.
I think the new version of icing should be if someone gives you a Smirnoff you have to immediately smash that worthless beverage on the ground
All of the commenters on here are so bad ass! You’re so gay if you drink a Smirnoff Ice! I sweat pure testosterone! I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!!! Get over yourselves.
Icing was never cool. If you want to fuck with your friends by giving them a nasty drink that gives you heartburn then I suggest a Cement Mixer, Four Horsemen or a Cobra Shot.
Icing=Bros being Gays
Well i guess now we know who actually enjoys Smirnoff Ice.
Quann is a sensitive kind of guy…
where the fuck was this wedding? Picadilly Pub?
bravo sticky. After they ate on giant lacquered wood tables.
Fuck the icing….I’m kinda liking that suit Lenscrafters has on. Not too up tight and formal but still kinda saying I’m chill and like to dress nice. Nice pick on the suit Mr Lenscrafters.
Bahaha, in middle school i did the cement mixer trick to literally every one of my friends, and it was hilarious to me every time. Not once did one of them ask why it was called a “cement mixer”
I’m not sensitive, I just love all the Tommy Toughguys on this blog.
I meant you were sensitive about people dissing your drink of choice, the mighty Smirnoff Ice
Who gets married in Uncle Fred’s barn and walks down the aisle to Here Comes the Hillbilly? Should have iced the guy with a gallon of moonshine.
King Richard’s Faire does weddings? fuck me.
icing with moonshine- I like that.
You got Moon’d!!!
I was really hoping the bride’s father would give him round 2… or kick the shit out of him for being such a pussy.
Icing is hilarious, everyone who doesn’t think so is just a pussy and doesn’t have the stones to drink it. Getting iced 3-4 times, or icing people 3-4 times before a bar, at a grad party, while camping, etc gets you that much more wasted and makes the night that much more hilarious for yourself and everyone else. If you don’t wanna be part of icing just stay in and shut up.
» Quann said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 12:07:04 }
I’m not sensitive, I just love all the Tommy Toughguys on this blog.
Damn Right. Drink whatever the hell you want and have a good time, who the hell cares
Icing is gay. Instead, I stick a Zima up my ass and stand on my head until its gone.
I think Medways Finest is on to something…
» TheMoose64 said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 12:07:36 }
Icing is hilarious, everyone who doesn’t think so is just a pussy and doesn’t have the stones to drink it. Getting iced 3-4 times, or icing people 3-4 times before a bar, at a grad party, while camping, etc gets you that much more wasted and makes the night that much more hilarious for yourself and everyone else. If you don’t wanna be part of icing just stay in and shut up.
it takes stones to drink a smirnoff ice? Unless these grad parties youre talking about are 8th grade graduations, you might want to have someone explain stones to you…
Smirnoff tastes bad to me, icing seems stupid, but honestly this one was pretty funny.
» Mess With Lobster Get The Claw said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 12:07:11 }
it takes stones to drink a smirnoff ice? Unless these grad parties youre talking about are 8th grade graduations, you might want to have someone explain stones to you…
If you can get on your knee and repeatedly house 32 ounce wild grape smirnoff ice’s you have some serious stones… until its happened to you, its tough to explain what it takes
no one cares about your nana and what she would do if someone got iced at your wedding pres
This is not the best icing of all time because icing someone is horribly homosexual.
It was never cool, not once, not even when Coolio got iced. I fucking hate this shit.
TheMoose64 said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 12:07:58 }
If you can get on your knee and repeatedly house 32 ounce wild grape smirnoff ice’s you have some serious stones… until its happened to you, its tough to explain what it takes
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What it takes is a lack of self-respect. I drink what i want when i want, and never on my knees. And that’s not tough-guy talk, it’s just called actually respecting yourself enough not to give in to some bro dude telling you to drink.
There’s a reason Smirnoff Ice was chosen in a drinking game the object of which is not to drink: Smirnoff Ice is terrible. It is Limeade-scented Clown Sweat in a bottle. One flavor of Smirnoff Ice is just Sunshine Punch Kool-Aid mixed with farts. For Raspberry Burst Smirnoff, they put rubbing alcohol and Good n’ Plenty in a blender and flushed it down a prison toilet. It’s like someone wiped their ass with a pear and stapled it to your tongue. One time a convicted rapist fucked a produce section and the result was Pomegranate Fusion Smirnoff Ice. It’s like someone force-fed a fruit cup to a cow and then took it back out four stomachs in. If Jolly Ranchers could piss, it would taste like Strawberry Acai Smirnoff Ice.
» SpiritofSpringbreak said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 11:07:30 }
Did you really just cite a cement mixer as a more manly way to f with your friends? Do you and your tough guy friends have a lot of Bailey’s sitting around? Use that Rose’s Lime Juice to make a ton of tough guy margaritas, do you? What are you, a girl out on her first bar tour? Even Hank Scorpio said he used to do it in MIDDLE SCHOOL!
I agree that Icing is past its expiration date, but the humor always circled back to the fact that it was a pussy drink you were handed.
Bros icing bros is gay, but that was dynamite.
Hank, that was spectacular and hilarious.
Looks like Hank Scorpio reads Cracked.
» President Charley said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 12:07:27 }
At what point in my comment did I say anything about it being manly?It’s the fact that you get your friends to drink something gross. The humor is in the fact that you have a mouth full of curdled shit, maybe you being the President of your Frat you prefer mouth full of cum.
You bet Sully. I remembered reading that way back and laughing my ass off, then decided to paste the sucker.
I guess i should have credited Dan O’Brien, but i kind of assumed no one here would even bother reading through it all.
Quann – You are a little too vested in the smirnoff thing. Lighten up sweetheart.
And Moose – If drinking 3 or 4 of these things gets you ‘wasted’, then I say go for it – I think you would have done nicely when they were selling 2 liters of wine coolers.
Also Mr. President, I order them at a bar not knowing what’s in it. You have the name brands down which I can only assume that you have made these at your house. Have a good day Tough Guy.
Nick Sabien?
gay drink but i like the move. adds a little excitement to a mundane ceremony. where is this place? looks like a town hall of an amish community.
lot of sandy vaginas today. smooth hand off on the ice though.
Wutan said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 01:07:00 }
And Moose – If drinking 3 or 4 of these things gets you ‘wasted’, then I say go for it – I think you would have done nicely when they were selling 2 liters of wine cooler
Clearly meant in addition to the drinks your normally having over the course of the event, if you or your buddy gets iced a few times, that shit piles up quick and can get you wasted. I don’t think anyone would be at a graduation party, pregame, or camping trip as i had previously mentioned with their dick in their hands and not drinking anything but the random few times they got iced.
» SpiritofSpringbreak said: { Jul 27, 2010 – 01:07:36 }
I can see you all gathered around at the bar giggling like little girls…”Tee hee hee, let’s order some shots!!!” Go to the bar, order a beer, talk to girls…I’m sorry, I don’t play slap and tickle with my guy friends. And I know what’s in a cement mixer because I’ve tended bar and served them to fags like you.
This icing is Local that barn is the gibbert hill grill in Groton mass
Matty just beat me to the punch.
http://www.gibbethill.com/
I just had my wedding there last year. No icing… just free-flowing kegs of their own Gibbet Hill Ale.
… I should add… a pretty damn nice place, despite what all of you clowns/conmenters say.
I have been iced a few times this summer, and if its done with some creativity I’ll accept. Smirnoff is disgusting, thats why you do it.