Denverpost – A 45-year-old Fort Collins mother is accused of having sex with a 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Richael L. Michels faces sexual assault on a child charges, according to the arrest affidavit the Fort Collins Coloradoan newspaper posted on its website. Her husband notified the Colorado Department of Human Services in May that his wife might be having an improper online relationship with a teen-aged boy, the affidavit says. He also told investigators she had “recently become involved with a group known as ‘Furries,’ who dress up like animals and have social gatherings online and in person.” Members of the group gave statements to police after the woman’s affectionate, sometimes intimate behavior with the teenager at Furries gatherings, called “furmeets.” According to the arrest affadavit, Michels is friends with the boy’s mother. The boy told investigators Michels “even made a comment about the irony of (his) mom trusting her as a mentor … and the whole time she was having sex with him.”

Over the course of the past 5 years here at the Stool we’ve talked about thousands of humiliating, degrading and embarrassing stories. But having said that none of them can hold a candle to what this poor fool of a husband had to do. I mean it’s one thing to admit that your wife is having an affair. It’s another thing to come to grips with the fact she’s cheating on you with a 16 year old boy. But to call the cops and say you’ve been cuckolded by a 16 year old furry and she cheats on you at “furmeets”?  Game, set, match.

PS – For some reason the part when this lady told investigators “the irony of (his) mom trusting her as a mentor … was that she having sex with him.” reminds me of when Homer Simpson thinks out loud by accident.