Is This The Most Humiliating Story In the History of the Stool? Man Calls Police To Tell them His Wife Is Cheating on Him With a 16 Year Old Furry

Denverpost – A 45-year-old Fort Collins mother is accused of having sex with a 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Richael L. Michels faces sexual assault on a child charges, according to the arrest affidavit the Fort Collins Coloradoan newspaper posted on its website. Her husband notified the Colorado Department of Human Services in May that his wife might be having an improper online relationship with a teen-aged boy, the affidavit says. He also told investigators she had “recently become involved with a group known as ‘Furries,’ who dress up like animals and have social gatherings online and in person.” Members of the group gave statements to police after the woman’s affectionate, sometimes intimate behavior with the teenager at Furries gatherings, called “furmeets.” According to the arrest affadavit, Michels is friends with the boy’s mother. The boy told investigators Michels “even made a comment about the irony of (his) mom trusting her as a mentor … and the whole time she was having sex with him.”

Over the course of the past 5 years here at the Stool we’ve talked about thousands of humiliating, degrading and embarrassing stories. But having said that none of them can hold a candle to what this poor fool of a husband had to do. I mean it’s one thing to admit that your wife is having an affair. It’s another thing to come to grips with the fact she’s cheating on you with a 16 year old boy. But to call the cops and say you’ve been cuckolded by a 16 year old furry and she cheats on you at “furmeets”?  Game, set, match.

PS – For some reason the part when this lady told investigators “the irony of (his) mom trusting her as a mentor … was that she having sex with him.” reminds me of when Homer Simpson thinks out loud by accident.

21 People have left comments on this post



» Bruschimancrush said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 02:07:59 }

Damn closed comments right in the middle of em.

Ih well I just wanna squeeze those titties.

» Pattyb said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:04 }

lets talk about Leannas tits some more …

» Exodus Tyson said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:19 }

EP, why the fuck are comments no longer allowed on the previous story, looks like all comments were positve in regards to her..

» Exodus Tyson said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:52 }

good I am not the only one mad

she had great tits, such a lucky douche bag

» New York Sports Jerk said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:20 }

I’m also here to compliment Leanna’s rack.

I’d be the most whipped bastard ever if she’d smother me with those things every night.

Bets on how long it takes her after reading these threads to break up with her BF.

» Bruschimancrush said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:25 }

That was the comment i was making when it got closed, just saying this must be the best resposne to ANY email sent to the stool, just because the kid and girl barely if at all got insulted.

but for this story, wow, that sucks.

» Pattyb said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:04 }

anyone know of any furmeets over the weekend? i am interested. Thanks

» deez said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:25 }

Leena should send more pictures of her rack and less of the table

» dana bibles midget penis said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:04 }

Only thing worse than your wife cheating on you with a furmee is her cheating on you with a twink*.

* http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink

» scruples said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:27 }

i have never heard of that shit before.

i really hope they kept their costumes on while they fucked.

the kid should give the husband his gerbil costume that smells like the wifes furry.

» Bruschimancrush said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:30 }

Are there really that many epople who get off/enjoy fucking someone ina furry stuff animal costume, while they are wearing one as well

OR

Are a lot of them just horny nerds or virgins trying to get their dick stinky…

» Pattyb said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:05 }

hey bruschi … don’t knock it til you try it

» Carl Yastrzemski said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:04 }

Pattyb, meet my furry sack at my place, 8:00 PM. Serving furmunda cheese and crackers. Don’t be late.

» bosox_nc said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:10 }
» Pattyb said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:42 }

yaz … come on … you need therapy

» swoop said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:04 }

Fort Collins…awesome college town…also best green in the country.

» Stevebsfan said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:32 }

So back to that girls awesome tits… more pics Leana!

» ilovefarts said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 03:07:09 }

Id furmeet all over leana’s tits!

» GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 05:07:11 }

That kid in the previous story looks like a young Tom Brady…only with a much hotter chick than the high-priced horseface Tom is “saddled” with (sorry for the pun).

Kid has one more thing in common with Brady: both sport that “mental institution escapee” hairdo.

» Blumpkin Bob said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 10:07:13 }

Fury 16 year old fucks a married slut milf?? BARBARIC for husband, awesome for him

» CKO67 said: { Jul 8, 2009 - 09:07:35 }

If this isn’t the most humiliating story in the Stool’s history, it definitely ranks in the top ten.

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