First of all why I don’t watch Jerry Springer anymore is a mystery to me.    Shit is electric.    Pimps and hos and girlfriends and bells ringing and non stop words of wisdom.

“Women without instruction lead to destruction”

True that.

Anyway just a banner day for Umass!   Banner day!   Like it doesn’t get much better than this.   Let Harvard have their books and brains. I’ll take getting a shout out on Springer any day of the week and twice on Sunday.  That’s real life shit.  Seriously if I went to the Zoo I would be putting this on my resume.

Umass (Mentioned on Springer Show 2.4.11)

GPA – 1.2

Interests – Four Loko and getting in fights with cops