First of all why I don’t watch Jerry Springer anymore is a mystery to me. Shit is electric. Pimps and hos and girlfriends and bells ringing and non stop words of wisdom.
“Women without instruction lead to destruction”
Anyway just a banner day for Umass! Banner day! Like it doesn’t get much better than this. Let Harvard have their books and brains. I’ll take getting a shout out on Springer any day of the week and twice on Sunday. That’s real life shit. Seriously if I went to the Zoo I would be putting this on my resume.
Umass (Mentioned on Springer Show 2.4.11)
GPA – 1.2
Interests – Four Loko and getting in fights with cops