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32 Responses to Is This What Boobs Look Like When They Are About To Die?

1. 
   by papeltits on May 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm

   joan rivers?
2. 
   by GabeKaplersNutSac on May 28, 2009 at 4:55 pm

   Looks like the kid sucked all of the life out of her then passed out. I can’t believe thats Tori Spelling. She looks like an underinflated sex doll.
3. 
   by McLovin on May 28, 2009 at 4:55 pm

   that’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. But I can’t stop looking at it. It’s like a car wreck.
4. 
   by Bruschimancrush on May 28, 2009 at 4:56 pm

   Tori spelling huh? maybe photoshopped so I searched skinny Tori Spelling and 1st result
   http://celebpic.blogspot.com/2009/05/super-skinny-toti-spelling-in-blue.html
5. 
   by pick master on May 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm

   Those tits should have an elastic around the nipple so they can be used as punch balls.
6. 
   by mickelsonsboobs on May 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm

   I’d do Aaron Spelling before I’d hit that.
7. 
   by LebowskiUrbanAchiever on May 28, 2009 at 5:05 pm

   That is fucking gross. All those bitches spend so much money on plastic surgery and they look fucked up.

   She looks like a bag of bones with extra skin and fake fun bags.
8. 
   by itsMurda on May 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm

   I’d lifeboat them.
9. 
   by Bruschimancrush on May 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm

   Maybe just bring a picture frame and place around her titties and then bang?

   im not sure if that’d work, she might try to poke her face out
10. 
    by high ankle sprain on May 28, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    She definately spends 10-12 hours a day standing in front of the mirror crying…poor thing.
11. 
    by Beers on May 28, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    The real tragedy here is they seem to have killed that innocent child. May he rest in peace.
12. 
    by King Sandbagger on May 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Are these what boobs look like when they are about to die?

    Answer, No. These are what boobs look like before I am about to kill myself…
13. 
    by yourmomsbox on May 28, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    she can get those fixed for a quarter down at the gas station air pump.
14. 
    by We've Got Bush on May 28, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    her boobs have always been disgusting even when she was in her 20′s. you look at the cover model on the right, and see her boobs on her chest, then tori’s somewhere around the lower rib and it just proves money can’t buy good boob jobs, only good blow jobs can.
15. 
    by chukd on May 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    She needs to visit my grandma and eat about 20 ham sandwiches.
16. 
    by BlueFisherPriceTable on May 28, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    looks like this disease may be contagious…
17. 
    by Beantownluv on May 28, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    She’s just like a bad team getting worse. The fake titties she got years ago for 20 grand look like a botched 500 dolla job from Mexico. To be fair, she was always pretty unkind on the eyes.
18. 
    by MailGuy535 on May 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Oh god…
19. 
    by Dump em out on May 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    My dick just moved….again…holy shit it’s running away from the picture
20. 
    by Donkey Slayer on May 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    I cant believe i used to slap the monkey to that stuff…
21. 
    by presidente_beer on May 28, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    gollum?
22. 
    by Chris Wells on May 28, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    I would rather finger my own butt than touch those things
23. 
    by superdefjeff on May 28, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    http://www.borispoker.com/members/fckvwls-albums-vwls-creations-picture456-daffy.gif
24. 
    by IrollKevinFaulksBlunts on May 28, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    she’s fuckin gross
25. 
    by Mons Pubis on May 28, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    sacks of rancid mayonnaise dangling from a 2 week old corspe
26. 
    by swan92692 on May 28, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    I figured it out, she was in Palm Springs and her tits were dehydrated. See what happens when you add water.

    http://img39.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=9169UT3YAP_t.jpg
27. 
    by jimboslice on May 28, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    I don’t want that shit, Papa.
28. 
    by VA_Hillbilly on May 28, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    HOLY CRAP! PUT THOSE DAMN THINGS AWAY!
29. 
    by Fritz the cat on May 28, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    just think el pres, thats probably what the “first lady” is gonna look like in 20 years. good luck with that marriage!
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31. 
    by 5MinuteMajor on May 29, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Yeah, those implants look like a bad idea now . . .

    “He said they would be perky FOREVER!” I want my pesos back!
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