It’s a Girl!
Inside Track - We hear… That it’s a girl for New England Patriots QB/QT Tom Brady and his supermodel spouse Gisele Bundchen! Word is, little Vivian arrived yesterday but there’s no word if she was born in the couple’s Back Bay bathtub like her brother, Benjamin, was nearly three years ago. Ben’s birthday, BTW, is Saturday, so wethinks double birthday parties are in store for the BradyBundch! Thankfully for 12’s oldest son, Jack, 5, he was born in August. His mom is “Blue Bloods” star Bridget Moynahan.
I know that whenever someone is having a baby you’re expected to say “Oh, I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl as long as it’s healthy!” Express even a slight preference to one or the other and they’ll charge you with a hate crime. Well at the risk of getting put on the PC Police Terror Watch list, I’m disappointed the Brady’s had a girl. People are starting to talk about the end of Brady’s career and wondering how the Pats will ever replace him and I’ve been saying for years I think his replacement will come from Gisele’s womb. That he’ll just keep breeding a race of genetically perfect Superquarterbacks, play for another 20 or so years until the kids are ready and an octogenarian Bill Belichick will have them ready to play from Day 1. This doesn’t ruin my plan exactly, but it’s not going to help the depth chart any. Now the pressure’s on Jack and Ben to produce. And, frankly, I was 100% convinced the kid would come next Wednesday because the date will be 12/12/12.
Oh, well. So we lose the 2034 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year, but we gain a future supermodel with the most incredible bone structure the world has ever known. And it’s a good sign that she was born on the Thursday of a Monday Night Football week. So at least we know she’s one of the rare women who don’t mess up football plans. So welcome Vivian. We’re sorry you’re not a boy but it’s good that you know your place. @JerryThornton1
Editor’s Note – Can’t wait to see her titties on the beach…..


Thorton…Im still having nightmares about you on EEI. However yesterday, when they were talking about the most powerful people in the world and your dropped MR.KRAFT, that made me laugh.
is that picture their actual baby? I hope not… because its definitely got a bit of a chromosome issue going on
i hope this child becomes either a porn star or a social media whore.
JT three letters for you….RIF. That stands for reading is fundamental you window lickin retard. Listening to you read on EEI was painful.
Check out the peepers on Brady’s baby daughter
Editors note was as creepy as you hoped
ya sitwell thats his baby that was born yesterday fucking retard
editor’s note is gold
Your voice could cut glass. Listening to WEEI yesterday was painful.
Anyone who doesn’t get the editors note is a noobie.
This baby has the chance to put Paulina Gretzky to shame.
Let the countdown to 18 clock begin.
Tom is cool, Gisele is fine, in 18 years, Vivian is mine
Great proof that Brady is turning/has turned into a full blown nancy. Real men don’t conceive daughters.
who the fuck cares again?
So when super chromosomes collide they make an ugly baby? Kids gonna have it tough with those eyes on the sides of her face.
Just waiting until she is 3, at the beach with her top off, and Prez posts a picture saying “look at the cannons on that chick”.
Pres is feverishly checking Twitter to see if @VivianBrady has set up an account yet so he can creep her.
Pissed my pants laughing at the editors note
who listens to EEI?
@BillyBaroo, Alexandra & Elizabeth Montana say hi.
i hope she marries a Jet
No guarantees in this world. I always figured Bruce Willis and Demi Moore would have some fine looking children. Have you seen them lately?
Editors note is pure gold Jerry.
@georigiaoqueef, didn’t Moynahan put JET in the initials of the kid they had together just to fuck with Tom?
Well you need breeding stock to mate with the Gronk line. Any more Gronkishness in that genetic strain and it goes from retard strength/speed coupled with football smarts — to well — plain retards..
BB’s got a plan…
you think her snatch will get more attention than her two year old bro’s hog
she’s already a better quarterback than mark sanchez.
I get it… its funny because Pres posted about Benjamin’s howitzer… and now Thornton’s posting about Vivian’s titties…
I get it… its funny because Pres posted about Benjamin’s howitzer… and now Thornton’s posting about Vivian’s titties…
I get it… its funny because Pres posted about Benjamin’s howitzer… and now Thornton’s posting about Vivian’s titties…
I get it… its funny because Pres posted about Benjamin’s howitzer… and now Thornton’s posting about Vivian’s titties…
I get it… its funny because Pres posted about Benjamin’s howitzer… and now Thornton’s posting about Vivian’s titties…
I get it… its funny because Pres posted about Benjamin’s howitzer… and now Thornton’s posting about Vivian’s titties…