It may be better to be Johnny Football right now than Roberto Gronkowski or Tyler Seguin and those are fighting words. Red Dress. Oh my.
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Anyone who could make a negative comment here is jealous of this guy. In reality, they would kill just to have his sloppy seconds.
dude’s murdering life
IS THAT SWEET D WITH A BODY FROM HELL
How was this not shown
The irony is that casino is in Oklahoma, so first Johnny Football beat their football team, and then he took their money!
When he goes on an airplane does he have to buy an extra ticket for his nose?
He should have his Heisman taken away for saying “wassssuppp.”
@seanmc94 Yes, Beating ‘Bama, winning the Heisman, and solidifying it by destroying Oklahoma at 20 years old is overrated. Immolate yourself you fucking moron.
Nice hat douche. Probably didn’t win that money, probably was just handed to him by Reggie Bush’s agent.
He better back it up next year. And I would tittyfuck the red dress in public AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHO SEES!
LOOK! A shiny new toy! Lets all gather round and OOH and AHH!! Yawn. Repeat Y-A-W-N!! Make him GO AWAY!
Is this kid old enough to remember waasssuupppp? Or did he just think “That’s My Boy” came up with a new catch phrase?
Complete douche with no idea he is losing millions in NFL money because he is plummeting in the draft showing the Ryan Leafishness that will cost him 500 times the money he won in Vegas. Has to be fun though.
Call me crazy, but is the girl in the red dress the same girl in black lingerie Halloween pics with him too?
He’s a douche bag.
hey bmorgs tell me more about your high standards ya fucking jamook
He will get housed next year
Nothing illegal about being 20 years old and sippin’ on Cristal…
SIDENOTE: I always found it annoying when people post their comment multiple times on this site but out of any blog site this has the worst blog/post system.
I 100000% agree with ovechtrick8.. Its almost guarenteed that these kids knocking red dress are straight up fucking clowns that are ugly mongoloids that have maybe had sex 7 times in their meaningless lives.. Lol.. pzretty funny, i have pretty high standards & shes a friggin smoke.. Someone dissed her chin.. 19 outta 20 ain’t bad man.. Close to impossible to find a 20 out of 20.. Fuckin dork who said that shit.
Johnny Football: scoring like Ben Vereen in the Poconos. Red dress is legit. Bunch a fags hatin.
you watch Glee?
If Johnny is playing the slots I lost alt of respect for him
And yeah, I comment on this site too. But no, I don’t call hot girls “dog faces” when I know they are out of my league.
I love when barstool commenters make negative comments about clearly gorgeous girls as if they have any right to say anything. You spend your day commenting on a website. I would pay money to see the girls you date
Red Dress a potential dog face? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Somebody has the GAY
is that Tim Riggins with him?
Why does el prez always want the surfer look when the only thing he’s ever ridden was a cock
The next Ryan leaf?
presidential rollie or knockoff?
john riggins looks like he won like 20 bucks…casino ballin indeed.
look at that chin in the 2nd picture…yikes. not every girl with a pushup bra is a smokeshow (although i’d still throw it in her)
He kinda looks like that cock gobbler on Glee
Great another stupid man crush
Red dress looks like a potential dog face though.
you would want to live in someone’s world who says ‘wassssuppp!!’ you big nose
If he loses the scarf he doesnt look like a dbag
You need to pick a world and stick with it. So far its been Clooney, Manziel, Gronk, DiCaprio, Timberlake, & Bieber’s world we are living in.
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