It’s Just Accepted That Cruises Are For White Trash People Right?
DM – Passengers on board the stranded Carnival cruise ship are reaching breaking point as conditions become so hellish that they are forced to go to the bathroom in plastic baggies while many are becoming physically sick due to the stench of human waste. Travelers are using what limited cell phone coverage they have today to call their families and are reporting overflowing toilets, unbearable smells and scarce food supplies. The conditions on the Carnival Triumph are causing particular problems for the elderly and the disabled. The vessel is crawling towards Mobile, Alabama after becoming stranded in the Gulf of Mexico because of an engine fire.
Listen I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a vacation snob. An absolute vacation snob. Like you know the tagline of this company I started? “By the common man for the common man”? Well it’s total and complete bullshit when it comes to me going on vacation. (and eating at restaurants too for that matter) I won’t slum it. I’d rather not even go outside if commoners and kids are going to be around me. I’m the type of guy that when somebody says they are staying at a timeshare I smile and say that’s nice but I’m snickering as hard as I can snicker behind your back.
Anyway with all this stranded carnival ship talk dominating the news lately I can’t help but wonder who goes on these things anyway? I mean cruises are only for white trash people right? Like I know when I’m on vacation and a cruise ship docks I run the other way. I don’t want to be associating with “Cruise People” and their gift shop tshirts. Now I’m sure this blog is probably insulting to lots of people. I’m sure lots of Stoolies go on cruises and all inclusive resorts and shit. Well guess what? You’re probably white trash and you don’t even know it. Seriously the way they are describing the conditions on this Carnival Ship is exactly how I expect a cruise ship to be when it is running at full speed. Just kids, puke and shit everywhere. Count me out. I’ll see you fools in St. Barths in March. Mogul style for days.
PS – As an addendum being in college obviously doesn’t count. You’re expected to vacation like white trash till you’re 24 and then you got to step that shit up
cruises are awesome, sluts galore
Second to threesomes, going on vacation is the most overrated thing in the world. Let me give you 5K to go somewhere for a week and get nothing out of it.
cruises would be awesome if the alcohol was inclusive too, but its not. that’s why you just fly into the resorts in the caribbean. drinking at 9 in the morning for free.
Moguls don’t go on vacation, they own a beach house.
Sir-Smoke-Alot….Suck to be poor????
Pres – I would say college should not be exempt. A college kid should be backpacking through Europe or road tripping to the opposite coast, not spending a year’s worth of beer money on a cruise. People on cruises are white trash because they THINK it is something exclusive because they go to “exotic” places like the Caribbean.
Going on a cruise is like staying in a mall with alcohol for a week. Not the best not the worst.
what I doubt you ever had a threesome, and your clearly have never been on a done right vacation; going to visit your grandma in the keys does not count you jackass
the people who go on cruises are the same people anxiously awaiting amc’s competitive taxidermy show, immortalized
For someone claiming to be a vacation snob, not very knowledgable. Carnival = white trash. Princess = class. And either way, cruises are better than any vacation your going on.
BOOM, motherfuckers. Ahahahahahaha. There are so many people looking at their computers like what the fuck?!!! You are a bunch of honkies!!!!!
send neil on a cruise
Yes sir smoke alot, threesomes and vacations are horrible. I would much rather sit in my house and smoke some bowls while watching the discovery channel instead of banging 2 girls at once in Rio De Janerio.
@asdfasdf1919, that’s ridiculous. Backpacking through Europe is the biggest waste of time and money I’ve ever heard of.
Cruises beat the hell out of riding a ferry to Martha’s Vineyard, surfing on 18 inch waves, and pretending you belong there just because you’re a Jew
A+ blog.
have to disagree with the threesome being over rated. pres whats wrong with the all inclusive? fuck paying everytime I need a drink or worrying about tabs. unless im missing something. that being said, following their restaurant quota system is for the birds. a $10 bill gets you at a table every time
I’m 19 and I go wherever my parents take me. which is usually pretty sick
the 36 year old guy who lives in an apartment shouldnt call anyone white trash.
sucks to be a jew huh steeltown
@dustman must be nice asshole, go take a trip off a cliff.
Spent $700 on booze on a 4 day cruise, shit gets outta hand quick
We aren’t all worth $2 mil according to celeb net worth
a 38 year old guy living in an apartment complex (/snicker) is going to tell me what white trash is?? Bahahaa
Pres you’re in big trouble when the blackout money dries up. Like “check the prenup fine print” trouble. Nantasket Beach style for days!
Vacation overrated? Are you retarded? That’s like saying sex (with women other than your wife) is overrated.
They accept internet dollars in St. Barths?
I’ve never been on a cruise. Either Aruba or the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas are the best vacation spots hands down.
@dustman please, son, when you become an adult then you can start in with racism.
All this coming from a mogul who lives in a fucking apartment building.
not as trashy as throwing raves so you can see a bunch of drunk college girls
carnival is a poor example to represent cruises. you go on a cruise and you go on royal caribbean its as simple as that. its a floating sex pot for singles.
guarantee half these hardos bashing cruises go on ‘Vacation” every year in the Cape
Cruises are the absolute worst.
Vacation is vacation. Get fucked up and enjoy yourself
Fung Wah Bus of the High Seas. Absolute White Trash shithole vacation.
i will never go on a cruise in my life, mark that down.
I dont get it, I went on a cruise in College and there was hot trim everywhere, I even got laid…once
It obviously depends what type of cruise line you’re on
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Cruises are also for old people – they have no dignity and love free shrimp.
but yea you would have to pay me to go on the cruise
it’s amazing you do not get beat up on a daily basis…..
Cruises blow. Kids and foreigners everywhere. Fuck that.
Oh man I would hate to have El Pres the most stylish, hip mogul on earth tell me my vacation sucks. If you think spending a week with old people and children in the middle of the ocean is the picture of relaxation, then good for you. When someone tells me they’re going on vacation I say, “Have a good time” and then I move on with my life because I’m not a horribly pathetic person and could give a fuck less where you’re going
nottherealelpres nailed it
@asdasdf1919 Anyone that talks about “backpacking” through Europe on barstool is clearly lost.
Glenn Ordway strikes me as a “Cruise Person”
Holy Ship!! is a cruise and it is the greatest thing ever
http://holyship.com/
Get your head out of the clouds Pres. You are as white trash as a Yosemite Sam mud flap. I know this because 97% of your wardrobe consist of tank tops.
only a lunatic would go on a cruise. pure white trash.
Sir-Smoke-Alot, they’re called MEMORIES, you should try it sometime…
Asdfasd1919. See you at Hang Out?
Chaise Lounge in the backyard with a cooler and a kiddie pool is the way to go. Bonus points if you have an old tv with knobs to watch
The only cruise to go on – The Swingers Cruise – http://theswingercruise.com/
dirrrtydot, do you enjoy anal activities? If so, hit me up.
St. Barth’s??? It isn’t 1999 anymore Mr. Portnoy.
The new hotness is in Antigua.
http://www.hermitagebay.com/
“I have a timeshare”=”I’m poor”
guarantee Pokey Reese is a cruise person. vacation “in” the Cape hahahahhaha sucks to suck
you’re KIND OF right…there are low end and high end cruises….and the guy that nailed you for being 38 and living in a one bedroom apartment now OWNS you….
depends on the cruise line. Carnival is super ghetto-ville. Celebrity on the other hand is classy, like white people. But there is always that element of people who pay for “all you can eat” for 5 days and they take full ad-fucking-vantage.
legallydrunk..whatre you 17, Atlantic in the Bahamas was cool in 2005 bro, Turks & Caicos all day..and not that Sandals bullshit either
Do the internet islands take your internet dollars?
Holy ship looks like hell on water
Barbados or stay home.
carnival is for white trash. royal caribbean is where it’s at
and a timeshare on a golf course in south carolina is pretty tight. all depends on where you go
I’ve been on a Carnival cruise and I liked it. I’m white, but not trash. So your whole argument is fucking dumb.
@laxbro – I’m sure you’ve been to Barbados once on daddy’s dime and are convinced that it is the greatest place ever cause you’ve been there.
You are such a donkey, Portnoy. The only reason you’ve ever been on a halfway decent vacation is because your wife prob demands it. Otherwise, you’d be cruising with the best of em. Huge blanket statement saying cruises are for white trash people. You’ve truly taken “fake it till you make it” to a whole new level.
If having to pay a mortgage, car payments, and all my bills at 23, leaving me enough money to go on a Carnival Cruise makes me white trash, then I’m fucking Joe Dirt
cool blog pres.
St. Barts without the french would easily be the nicest place on earth. Mustique is the only other place in the Caribbean worth mentioning and 95% of you rubes have never even heard of it. Barbados and Antigua (besides curtain bluff) are laughable compared to those two.
I’m going on an 8 day Celebrity Cruise in April. Got all inclusive drinks thrown in for an extra 150. No brainer.
el pres at times you make me sympathize
with all the people who say negative
shit about you..
When is there going to be a Barstool Sports week at Hedonism II ? ? ? ? Bring the Smokeshows, now that would be a vacation.
Pres, Im so proud of you! The current top comments were clearly written by a bunch of proles
getting snickered at for a week timeshare vacation vs getting snickered at all year for living in an apartment. Who ya got?
Proletariat for you ignorant fucks, not that it will help since you will have to look it up anyways.
@readyfuelz(the z makes it Xtreme!)- We’ve pretty much gone every year of my life and for good reason; it’s a phenomenal place to spend a couple weeks. I think they let the Carnival cruise goers like yourself off the boat in small groups for 45 minutes at a time but I’m not sure. Do they keep you penned up in a souvenir shop with a case of mount gay so you can say you’ve “been” there? It’s working fine for the rest of us, we much prefer to not have the rest of the island contaminated.
We’ve – you mean you and your rich daddy? so I was correct?
Carnival cruises = white trash galore.
Royal Caribbean + Princess = very nice.
@laxbro – so because your daddy takes you to Barbados every year, you’re better than everyone else?
Essentially, yeah. I guess public schools aren’t all bad, they’ve provided you with a barely serviceable level of reading comprehension.
Island of Lanai
@laxbro – rich daddy (check), presumably play lacrosse (check), entitled douche (check). you are everything i hate. Have fun body surfing in the waves with daddy.
Nailed it! You mad?
Was just on this ship (Carnival Triumph) in August. Only cost around a dime for 2 people to get on the boat with a balcony view, but the alcohol was $900 and the casino was another $5k. Sailed to Cozumel and drank like a motherfucker for 5 days straight. At the end of the day I’d rather be on a dead boat in the middle of paradise smelling shit then in the Norheast under 2 feet of snow ! Here’s to only having one season a year in Texas – enjoy your 4 seasons with your pretty leaves and shoveling that frozen sludge. Yippykiyeahhhhhh motherfuckers!
everyone in the comment section has their big vacation dicks swangin!
@urfukinout – 1 season a year in Texas? dude it gets well into the 100s there in the summer, ive been a couple dozen times and its unbearable. plus you got all those beaner border jumpers. trust me, nobody is jealous of anyone living in texas, except maybe those living in Coahiala, Mexico
laxbro, See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you’re gonna start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own and you’re going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don’t do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin’ education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
I’m indoors all July and August. Watching sports, playing blackjack and slots.. But yes, the beaners are fuckin disgusting and like cockroaches on a golden graham. Live in the suburbs North of Houston so don’t have to deal with them like South Houston. Can’t wait til Pats come to Reliant next year so I can stalk out Brady. I’m a huge Texans fan , but even bigger Pat’s fan. Today’s temperature is a balmy 59 degrees..l
Fucking Pageviews does it again. Trolling for eyeballs like a master.
The reason Pres rents a shitty apartment instead of owning a house is because he blows all his $$ on a Nantucket rental in the summer, St. Barths vacation in the winter, Chanel purses for his wife, and $5k a pop for his gambling addiction. Don’t worry, pretty soon he’ll be dying to be on a Carnival cruise since the cash flow from the blackout parties will dry up soon, and the actual blog itself has suffered and will have no exit value eventually.
cool story bro, go vacation in your mogul apartment complex.
@rexisfat I’m not gonna lie, your anal comments on anything I say are actually becoming charming. I like a man who’s so dedicated to what he believes in
my last vacation was playing Pebble Beach and The Wynn in Vegas…do I pass?
Pres you are the trashiest of trash. You go to “work” and write blogs for a living. Fucking homeless people can do that job at the local library.
Well done, Pageviews. Follow this up with a blog saying that all Bruins fans are blue collar dummies and you’ll have your net worth up to $3 million internet dollars in no time.
Dot, will you marry me? (Not joking) … or worst case, let me at least take you to the best Econo Lodge on Rt.1.
When he’s right, he’s right. Cruises are for hillbillys.
Do a cruise on a higher end line with full drink packages. Go with Celebrity, Seabourn, Regent. More expensive, so no lil rug rats.
Carnival sucks. Holland America (same company) has more people with oxygen tanks than a nursing home.
Go with the quality lines if you want to cruise.
Carnival cruises are for white trash but there are plenty of high end cruise lines that aren’t
TDD nailed it
Booze cruise only.
Whoa whoa whoa! Timeshares are for white trash and poor people?!? We like the timeshare deal, are not white trash and are not poor. Oh wait, I have kids – I am poor. Fuck.
dont go on a fucking carnival cruise with kids shitting all over the place and old men with after shave from the 50s.