It’s Official: Kobe Is Fucking That Australian Swimmer Stephanie Rice And Somehow It Appears To Be Consenual
So last week I blogged the above pictures of Kobe with the Australian Swim team saying that Kobe was about to get his rape on. Well surprise, surprise it turns out I was right. Because it’s now official. Kobe is banging Stephanie Rice. To the point she took to twitter to say she wasn’t which is obviously is a the tell tale sign that she is. Plus get a load of what Stephanie Rice wore to the US basketball game the other day. Ho city. (pic below) This obviously begs the question what’s the deal that Kobe and Vanessa have? Is he allowed to fuck whoever he wants as long as he doesn’t anally rape them? That must be it right?
This is what Stephanie Rice wore to watch Kobe and Team USA in their last game. HO CITY. Yeah right you’re not fucking him.
No Stephanie, girls and guys cannot “just be friends”. Holy shit, its not that hard of a concept. Wolves are not friends with deer. They may ignore their instinct to eat the deer for a bit but all that is running through their head is, “I wonder how that one tastes, she’s nice and lean” before it decides to take down the fatter one because it will be easier.
The Black Mamba going down under in London. Zero chance she didn’t get it in the three hole.
The Numero Two analogy is grand
So Kobe is into white chicks with dumpy asses now? Sweet Kobe, thanks for targeting 90% of the population that I might have a chance with…
sometimes i wish i could be this guy. just for one day
What’s with Neil and posting all the gremlins?
This blog would be a lot more interesting if this broad was attractive.
I have to say, that chick looks like she could suck a mean dick. Also, there’s no way that Kobe himself actually wrote that Facebook status. It had to be his PR agent, or something, right?
Kobe said lol. What a queer
Kobe is a first ballot member of the rape culture hall of fame.
That Aussie is gonna get colorado’d
Why did you lock the comments on that Ariana smokeshow? We all already said all the nasty things we’d do to her when you posted that awful video. Obviously you have no problem with repetition on here what with the same story being blogged 7 different times. And wow, it’s amazing how this Stephanie Rice gash can fluctuate from a 4 to a 10 depending on the pic.
I’m in love with Numero Two.
Sure the smoke is hot, but it doesn’t change how unfunny that video is. Chicks aren’t funny. Fact.
if Kobe isn’t destroying dat ass right now i’d be extremely disappointed!!
Bet she only gets off 6 out of every 24 times they fuck.
Numerotwo killed it. Well played sir.
Pres nailed this one. I hate to say it, but the big ‘ole jew-bag nailed it. Oh and Kobe nailed it too. Nofuckingway he did not.
mcmurphy, why don’t we reduce that shit to ’1 out of every 4′?
Because it was a joke? http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=300617013
Look at Kobie at a swim meet all giddy & sh*t. Its like he’s in high school again
ouch what a dumpy ass, two thumbs down. the mirror slut pic had sold me until I saw her droopy asscheeks
A fucking plus post. When you are the greatest rapist of all time, life is good.
Prez, LEARN HOW TO FORM A FUCKING SENTENCE!!!!
“To the point she took to twitter to say she wasn’t which *is* obviously *is* a the tell tale sign that she is.”
I said it once, I’ll say it again. Hire/enslave and intern to proof read your shit. You and KFC.
Carry on.
Hey goatman, way to fuck up your grammar correction of prez’s grammar. You stupid fuck
And Kobe, you can thank Tiger for setting a precedent. Looks like this one is gonna cost you more than a big diamond buddy, she’s getting at least a mansion out of it. Is it awful that I hope Kobe and this chick try to make a super athlete baby and it comes out fat and retarded with two heads?