It’s Official…Occupy Boston And KO Barstool Have Joined Forces To Stop Us From “Oppressing People and Making Money” Cukooo….Cuckoo…Cuckoo.
Occupy Boston - The following proposal passed the General Assembly on Jan 31, 2012: Occupy Boston stands in solidarity with Knockout Barstool. We are appalled by Barstool’s degradation of women, perpetuation of the rape culture and the willful harassment of activists. We fully support any efforts that aim to stop Boston’s universities collaborating with this organization and we commit to working within Knockout Barstool’s framework of action. Barstool exploits people through oppression and perpetuation of the rape culture in order to make a profit. They put profits over people.
Oh shit! We’re fucking doomed now! I guess oppressing motherfuckers and trying to make money finally caught up to my ass. What am I gonna fucking do now? Like it’s one thing to deal with the feminist wingbats but what happens when they join forces with the Occupy wingbats? Then what? I guess you just get your shit occupied? Fuck. I knew working my ass off to start a business would eventually catch up to me. So UnAmerican. Although I do have a problem with that “willful harassment of activists” thing. Like I’m pretty sure this all started with both KO Boston and Occupy Boston harassing me. KO Prime trying to file police reports about me, taking everything I say way out of context and lying about me and shit. That Occupy kid facebooking me from the clouds calling me a scumbag. I guess I was just supposed to keep my mouth shut and pretend like they weren’t lunatics or I gave a flying fuck what they said.
PS – Do you think the fatzos at KO Boston know that enlisting the wackos at Occupy Boston make them look crazier than they already do? The people who hate us are just people who hate life, hate fun, hate men and hate America. That’s who is against us. I take it as an absolute badge of honor that out of the millions and I mean millions of websites, TV shows, magazines, comedians who do the same exact thing we do that they chose us as the poster child for this madness. Because what these fools don’t get is that shit like this just rallies the Stoolies around us. Your hate makes us stronger than ever. Just because you stomp your feet, cry like bitches and make a scene that doesn’t mean you get your way. We’re gonna keep doing what we do. In fact I have to keep adding more concerts because every time KO Prime opens their fat traps about how crazy our shows are more people want tickets and we can’t keep up with demand. They are literally lining our pockets as we speak. Liquid Gold indeed.
VIVA CAPITALISM VIVA HOT SLUTS VIVA LA BLACKOUT VIVA LA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
occupy their vaginas and KO their virginity…just a first step in bringing them around
This is hilarious.
Once again, Stro breaks the news and still get’s no love. @commonsensestro
“They put profits over people”… isn’t that known as the american way??? 99% of all businesses in this country have that as their motto, and if they didn’t they’d be bankrupt…
leave it to the occupy tards to make KOBarstool crowd look sharp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhswNAke1wg
you’re providing a service for the remaining people in this country that have a good sense of humor and can think rationally..keep fighting the good fight
I wish these fat cunts would get a life
What?! Occupy is still going?! I thought those hippie crying and whining gatherings were over. Just a bunch of losers!! Someone needs to start a website called KnockOutOccupy!!
VIVA LA STOOL!!!!
These fags are such tools, learn another word you fucking sucker. “Solidarity.” My foot and your teeth stand in solidarity.
Well, it was a good run. What kind of rent for BS HQ?
Pres, this made my week. Can’t watch the vid because I’m at work, but I can already tell that this will surpass Denice Clemmons, Cross Country runners, etc for epicness.
Methinks a Barstool Army should be assembled.
These fools have no idea what they are up against.
No idea.
i know i say it every blog that is about this shit but you just cant beat this material. the fuckin best stuff going. keep feeding us their childish rants. love it
fuck knockout barstool feminist cunts
This is amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuognicaN04
Fuck Blackout parties. El Pres and the leader of KO Barstool/Occupy Boston in a duel.
Since protesting is a full time job, do you think they get a 401k and health insurance? Or do they just suck the money out of the state health insurance and beg on the street with their herion addict friends. This is literally going to be like watching two animals mate on the animal planet. We need a documentary with Sigourney Weaver narrating like yesterday.
You guys have to go out there with the protesters and film some shit tonight, dont pass up this solid gold comedy potential
@vaginade, these homos need to google Lech Walesa and the real “Solidarity.” That was some ballsy shit, and Occupy is trying to ruin it.
I would buy every fucking ticket to that. Or, like @Harry Johnson said, assemble the Barstool Army. I’d skip work to knock a few hippies around.
Why do you keep saying “KO Prime”? Isn’t that a steak house? Are they against you too?
No you’ve had it, the ugly chicks that didn’t get into Harvard are after your ass. http://www.tuftsdaily.com/thumbnail-optional-why-rape-is-no-laughing-matter-1.2694076
Agree 1000% Pres. Think of it as great free publicity for the Stool. Never ceases to amaze me the lengths people will go to in ensuring all our rights and freedoms are completely wiped out. Imagine everyone bitched about everything that bothered them …oh wait. Ok imagine action was taken whenever people complained about something. That my friends would not be a fun world at all. Asshats.
“Do you have any Ronald Dalh books, by any chance?” Pres you uneducated ass…. Its ROALD Dahl
<—-Couldn’t American Apparel find any hot chicks to model their clothes? These are probably exactly what the KO Barstool ugmos look like.
The best thing to do when a feminist starts bludgeoning you over the head with Barstool “rape culture” shit is to just ignore them. They’re just BEGGING you to come back with something, so they can say you like rape.
You hear the shit their bringing to the protest? “glow stickys, signs, megaphones, flashy shit” sounds like their planning to go into the party.
So now you have the Heroin addicts AND the fat, ugly dykes against you? uh ohh, look out haha.. Theres a 100% chance that not one chick who is part of KO Barstool has ever been hit on or told that they were hot. If they had, they wouldn’t be making a big stink about this. I honestly feel bad for how sad these trolls lives are..
What about those sluts who made up rape accusations about Duke lax, how did they help promote rape culture
Best blog ever when these assclowns show up at the squalor that is Barstool HQ.
I loved the article on the tufts site. Every quote they put in there was ripped out of context. If they read the entire blog, and quoted an entire sentence, it would paint a different picture.
Pres, you don’t have to every worry about hiring a PR department, you have a couple hundred angry virgins writing your shit all over town…better than Interns! No offense Molly.
Bojangles, that is a red-hot take. Keep the hilarity coming.
“They put profits over people.”
..hello? How about the Tobacco Industry? Fucking clowns.
Can we get rid of the fucking spinning watch advertisement please? I think I’m getting hypnotized over here.
Occupy Boston had a general assembly?? Haha. What a joke. Pres you gotta go to the next one and join these fools. There’s probably about 9 umemployed hippster morons there talking about how they changed the world. Too funny.
Vichy France meet Nazi Germany…I think you two will get a long nicely.
United States of Barstool is about to roll up its sleeves and kick some ass.
by ko-kobarstool on February 2, 2012 at 1:49 pm
What about those sluts who made up rape accusations about Duke lax, how did they help promote rape culture
any press is good press. nobody understands prez has been doing this shit for years. site views must be booming
I thought Occupy Boston got evicted from their park a few months ago?
If that’s true, they need a new name: Occupy Our Parents’ Basement.
I’m rolling tanks like General Patton. I got my cock helicopter ready for tonight. I machete for hacking through the jungles to check if they are man or woman. Then a industrial size can of lysol to disaffect myself after being in there midst. Scratch that probably should just bring a bathtub of bleach.
gotta throw the Dale/Brennan rape scene from Step Brothers in for good measure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3A7W8UgW0
These people are so far off their rocker…seriously something wrong with the way their brains work. Bunch of “group-think” lunatics they are. Do people honestly think that American society is a “rape-culture”? Pretty sure that less people are being raped in modern American society than almost any other society ever.
“That guy was making it sound like it was going to pull my dick off… it doesnt…”
-El Prez
FUCKING CLASSIC.
No way in hell that this gets under 200 comments
Seriously, ever single one of these people that write articles for these apes include my quotes from the comment section. It’s like a badge of honor making my dick grow by the minute. Still favorite is this one on Knockout Barstool http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydin83tWW1ro6vdno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1328295847&Signature=YfDEVydPCbUb3QoCidV3a8VDGlA%3D
Kay Jewelers they also quoted you: “It isn’t rape if I cannot hear them over the duct tape”
Now where is COTC?
The word fatzo is underused. Because all of the KO Barstool chicks are fatzo cunts.
In other news – I really miss Wicked Pickett/wildmanpete. We should have had a going away party for him/them.
If I didn’t live on the West Coast, I’d totally infiltrate these motherfuckers. Use all their cliche buzz-words like I’m opposed to our “rape-culture” and I “stand for social justice” and get into their inner circle. Then expose them for the naive pseudo-commie bitches they all are.
I thought Occupy hated the banks and major corporations? So now I guess they hate any business that makes a profit.
What the – I am famous!? Where did you get that quote stro? VIVA LA STOOL!
The best part about the ko bitches is that they ran out of shit to complain about and now all they post is stupid letters saying the exact same thing as the letter before it. It’s fucking pathetic. Have fun tonite stoolies!
hahahaha. So lemme get this straight. Occupy Boston just teamed up with KO Barstool, which is possibly the dumbest movement in the history of movements, and effectively killed what little credibility they had. Seriously OB, how the fuck are you all so dumb? You managed to set up a website, so I can presume at least one of you has a functioning brain cell… Although portnose did it so I guess it can’t be that hard
I almost want to drive into town to see this. Just got back from their site, every article takes the comments out of context, and they clearly do not understand humor, life, or basic human sexual interaction. And I love how they don’t allow comments and only post supportive emails. That’s because if they allowed comments the ratio would be 90-10 against them.
Hey KO ladies, come pick on someone up for this fight. See my username? Do you think I condone rape? I do condone humor however, as well as the constitutional freedoms we have in this country to say what we want, write what we want and read what we want. If you think it perpetuates a certain culture then you owe it to yourself not to come here and read. Bitch about it amongst yourselves. You say this has gone on for ‘far too long’ … you think you’re going to change human nature?! You’re a bunch of damn fools, you’re far outnumbered and you will never accomplish anything with this. You’ve crossed the line and I hope you are run out of the city by a hoard of angry stoolies tonight.
Kay, it’s here. OUT OF ALL THE COMMENTS THEY QUOTED US. WE TOTZ LOVE RAPE THE MOST. http://www.tuftsdaily.com/thumbnail-optional-why-rape-is-no-laughing-matter-1.2694076#.TyrdB4GaeM8.
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God Bless America, the land that I love… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM
1. Today
2. First blow job
3. First kid born
4. 2nd kid born
5. Wedding Day
They honestly had better odds going up against the banks.
*2 was getting my first BJ. Giving my first one was like my 200th best day.
Wait – Barstool makes profits?
My biggest concern [about the protest] is for them to dress warmly,” said Portnoy, “so they don’t catch a cold.”
Pres takin the high road in the Pheonix article on this
can’t wait to see the video tomorrow of these hipsters showing up at HOB.
God I hope they occupy Barstool HQ, think of the possibilities to fuck with them everyday at 7am
Again another article posting the same shit as everyone else. And at the end of it(the tufts daily article) they say ” we will knock you out” if we we dumb ko bitches we would call the cops because of a direct threat. Fucke em
fng commenter raises a good point: in a historical sense, there are probably less rapes occuring in modern america than in many ciivilizations in the history of the world. you think its bad here go to fuckin saudi arabia where they rape for sport you fucking liberal douchelicks
does anyone love stro more than stro?
^ maybe kris10
I hope that these Occupy and KO fuckers are reading this so that they understand the beating they after they get ass raped.
^Def kris10, then me.
^touche
I really hope they take a snapshot of this column and post about how proud stro & kay are of promoting their culture of rape. “Barstool has clearly become a social networking site for mysoginists” indeed
I’m here Stro, trying to figure out who we can take down today.
This is hilarious, Occupy can’t even get a ” We are against war” proposal passed, yet they can bash on this site, WOW.
I’ll refrain from making outlandish comparisons, but I’ll say this much Pres: you are one hell of a propagandist. You may have terrible grammar/spelling and struggle to put together coherent sentences sometimes, but by God you certainly are good at running a slur campaign. Ya, I know, most of what you’re saying is fact, but you got some solid rhetoric. These fools may as well call themselves Keep Obliging Barstool.
I wasnt promoting rape. I was making a hilarious joke about duct tape.
It was actually a legit question.
What I can’t believe is that these dummies thought that a protest against Barstool would go off clean, with no reprecussions. “WAAAHH! People are being mean to us!!!” What did you think was going to happen? You better be ready to take a LOT of heat if your going to attack Barstool. It can’t be someone weak-minded, otherwise the Stoolies and Prez will eat them up and spit them out. Idiots have no idea how deep the mud pit goes………
I was down at “Occupy Boston” when they were discussing the Israeli Occupation of Palestine (which is illegal) – and the losers down there said that issue was “divisive” – as in, “we’re afraid of jewish cats’ wrath” — maybe Portnoy should make clear he is a Zionist, they would probably leave him alone then
Now that COTC is here, it shouldn’t be long before he dismantles KO Barstool’s shenanigans. Viva La COTC!
If these faggot hipsters think that this website is worth protesting-they’re dumber than I thought.
Tell these bitches to read “Atlas Strugged”. I live in the Fenway area. I am going to go down there on my run tonight and fuck with these losers. VIVA
I’m not promoting rape either. Just making a point of how much I really like throwing potato sacks over people regardless with a just a preference of playing that game with females, attractive ones.
can you make a COTC shirt? i think he’s earned it
Obviously no one is promoting rape.
Haha, I’m going down there tonight too and cheer on Barstool from the bar. Should be interesting.
Censorship is for the fucking birds.
Especially enjoy the tweet about their “accomplishment” of getting Northeastern to acknowledge Blackout wasnt associated with the school in any way shape or form. Way to crack the case gals, Pres only posted that a week ago.
Sadly, changing the sold out party name from “Northeastern” to “Husky” currently ranks #1 on the list of Occupy Boston accomplishments.
“Can we stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?”
Half the people at these “rallies” have ipod headphones and macbooks… Apple and Exxon Mobile compete for the 1 and 2 most profitable company in the world title every quarter…. really hope this crap doesnt start up again this summer….
COTC, I got one how about “Allison Francis” from twittah.
Just make sure there’s shitloads of NU swag at the party tonight, take lots of pictures of chicks grinding and holding up NU stuff, and post it online for NU to see. Be sure to encourage guests tonight to post photos all over Facebook.
And these idiots are giving you the whole “Howard Stern” effect…. enjoy those internet monies!
10 Barstool Points to the commentor with the most rapy comment!
I only condone raping goats. But only when I am in Haiti.
I’m going to grab some duct tape, rope and a jar of mayonnaise, get in my van, drive down to the Blackout party, grab the hottest smoke in the room…and ask her to help me install the lighting rig, then make myself a sandwich.
Kay, don’t think there is any goats left in Haiti. That’s why I just stick to raping homeless children.
fng – may I suggest you put an arm in a fake sling and ask women if they can help you with your sail boat.
Ted Bundy = fucken genius.
city of legends +1
When I see a pretty girl I think two things: One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right. The other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.
Ted Bundy = Fing Genius FTW
Ted Bundy is my favorite serial killer
The problem is that the KO people are so much more organized, I propose we start a legitimate organization to counter their movement:
National
Organization of
Men
Against
Amazonian
Masterhood
KnuckleBallz, if you ever do go “head on a stick” route, be sure to dance around “Lord of the Flies” style for all to see.
KO Barstool has the potential to be the best thing that ever happened to ElPres. These idiots are going to keep showing up at the BlackOuts and the eventual media coverage is going to triple the viewership of the site. And is there anybody more pathetic then the men/guys that are supporting this KO shit. I mean I get that the broads behind KO are granola-fatties and that they have nothing better to do then try and ruin everybody’s good time – but the KO dudes support this crap when they think it will get them laid, only to find out that the feminist broad that he’s trying to score is either a lesbian or will hook up with the first Alpha male that gives her the time of day.
enough with rape already. lets call it what it is: SURPRISE SEX
unreal
What’s the worst about these KO Prime cattle is that even though no more than 50 will show up to protest, they’ll outweigh all the Blackout attendees
Only thing I worry about is that they’ll pull what most college activist groups pull: a fake controversy. Attend a Barstool function then the next day claim fake rape. Can’t even tell you how many campus controversies I’ve gone through where they try to bury the truth when it comes out – that the protesters created the controversy they’re crying against. Never, ever underestimate the college student’s ability to self-justify their actions, regardless of how ridiculous. After all, just look at Devon.
5 years
7 states
30 kills
Ted Bundy is a first ballot Hall of Famer
No doubt pimpbot , but first I have some videotapes to return.
Inaugural Barstool Serial Killer/Rapist HOF Class of 2012?
“Today on ‘This Day in Rape History’…”
“No means yes, yes means anal!”
Well I’ve kept it to myself for so long lately, but I am one the chopping up hookers and dumping them of Giglio beach.
I hope these KO Barstool skanks print out this comment section and distribute it tonight.
Fucken cum dumpsters.
If one of them denounces there stupidity I will wear a blind fold and plow one of them.
plus Bundy acted as his own defense, and escaped twice…the stuff of legend
That video is gold. Those fucks had no idea why they were there. The explanations are hilarious. A library huh? Library that 3 guys and 2 homeless people sleep in every night? Sounds awesome. The coke freak new Yorker was the icing. “we did it perfectly ” guy knows how to occupy shit.
That video is gold. Those fucks had no idea why they were there. The explanations are hilarious. A library huh? Library that 3 guys and 2 homeless people sleep in every night? Sounds awesome. The coke freak new Yorker was the icing. “we did it perfectly ” guy knows how to occupy shit.
COTC
Bulletin for the Stoolie Army: Writers of the Tufts Anti-Barstool article:
Romina Green
Rachel Greenspan
Kate Perino
Inside source has confirmed. I will keep them anonymous. God speed gentlemen.
Oh yeah, and the librarian explaining that positive thought determines outcomes sums up this whole occupy shit. He should think about how great it would be to sleep in a bed without the smell of homeless guy crotch in his mug. Maybe it will happen.
Here’s the thing. I’m a female and yeah, I do think Barstool is stupid, Prez is a tryhard, and 99.999% of the guys on here are legit virgins.
However, how much of a pussy do you have to be to go around bombarding sites because they’re not about rainbows and unicorns? If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Freedom of speech/freedom of press.
define “virgin”
I feel like it must have been a slow day at all of our offices today.
no way is terroristical a chick, “she” said something moderately intelligent.
I hope that didn’t offend the swamp donkeys at ko Barstool
Hey terroristical, less talky, more sucky. Nobody here wants to hear your thoughts. Plus, you write fat.
Here is Rachel Greenspan from the Tufts Anti-Barstool article:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=169085553141507&set=a.169084603141602.57218.165103206873075&type=3&theater
And another: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=169084949808234&set=a.169084603141602.57218.165103206873075&type=3&theater
PS. Nice fuckin haircut
holy comments batman, I went crosseyed after like 30
I think I’m going to start the fight against “Douchebag Culture” and my first target is KOBarstool. Those cocksuckers won’t know what hit them.
Start the Revolution! Viva La Stool! El Pres is still a big Jew!
ps you write fat has me laughing pretty hard…good stuff
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thefourthestate
Livestreamed
El Pres being yelled at by angry lesbians now.
^^herpderpdevon, that’s awesome. What a bunch of fishy cunts.
“Off the internet into the streets!” Bahahahahahaha!
“This is what a feminist looks like!” Uhhh, no shit…
Occupy a shower you dirty hippies. After you clean yourselves up maybe the KO chicks can knockout a couple dozen pounds and you can all bang each other and quit complaining all the time.
Farm animals are always gonna hate the stool. But the second you try to go public with it the stoolies are gonna demolish your ass, you can take that to the bank.
Good to know all a gender studies degree gives you is the opportunity to bitch and moan about shit that’s beyond your control. It’s fuckin childish really.
Typical chicks, always late, weren’t they supposed to be there at 730
haha that stream is amazing….i wish i wasn’t in ny so i could go heckle them
it’s probably been said but isn’t saying “smash rape culture” promoting violence or does everything not need to be literally interpreted? let’s be honest…girls want two things – to get stuffed and attention – these moose have given up on getting stuffed so they turn to this for attention.
This is what happens when women have rights. Have we learned anything yet?
Contact: Rachel Greenspan, Tufts University – The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy; E-mail: rachel.greenspan@gmail.com
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/20180221
best entertainment of the nignt
well fuckin said el pres.
http://straightbored.wordpress.com/ check this out everyone
Tomorrow night me and stro are going to have a little prebowl action. he’s gonna throw his football into my end zone
Sorry for being late to the party. This is the kid who ustreamed this garbage, http://topics.myfoxboston.com/m/49401191/occupy-boston-days-numbered.htm – Might be time for a haircut
Just in case you missed it, http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/20179074 – 4 minute mark or so, Devin hops up and is actually pretty funny
Pres vs the protestors, 22 minute mark http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/20179074
where are all the bros throwing water balloons?
Jesus Christ these fatzo feminists are for the birds. Probably the ugliest group of people I have ever seen. Lose some weight ya fucks.
Oh, and I loved the Dance move Pres did at the 23:54 mark, that was awesome haha.
When that thing was screaming in Pres’ face, I was hoping he would headbutt her.