ABC - The Florida woman who received harassing emails from Paula Broadwell, spurring an FBI probe that ultimately uncovered the Gen. David Petraeus’ extramarital affair with his biographer and led to his resignation as director of the CIA, has been identified as Jill Kelley, a local concerned citizen who volunteers to help the military. The saga, which would ultimately end the public service career of one of the most respected military minds of this generation, began when harassing emails were sent to Kelley, who in turn, notified the FBI. The emails were traced to Broadwell’s inbox, where investigators are said to have found intimate emails that indicated Petraeus was having an extramarital affair with his biographer. Investigators uncovered no compromising of classified information or criminal activity, sources familiar with the probe said, adding that all that was found was a lot of “human drama.” “After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair. Such behavior is unacceptable, both as a husband and as the leader of an organization such as ours,” Petraeus said in a statement on Friday.

First things first.  I love how everybody is acting so shocked that this guy cheated. “Like how does somebody in that position cheat on his wife blah, blah, blah”.  Umm do you see what his mistress looks like?  You see what his wife looks like?   Case closed. Hell  I would have fired Petraeus if he didn’t cheat. Like loyalty and 37 years of marriage is all fine and dandy, but EVERYBODY cheats in that situation.  He’d belong in an insane asylum if he didn’t.   But that’s not the point of this blog.   Instead my question is how scary is this shit? I mean if the god damn Director of the CIA can’t cheat without getting caught who the fuck can? Like he’s supposed to be the best person in the world at keeping secrets and even he couldn’t do it. It just goes to show you it doesn’t matter how smart you think you are or how sneaky you think you are as long as bitches are involved you got no chance.  Eventually everything is going to cave in on you like a house of cards.  Scary shit indeed for a mogul like myself.