Every time I begin to relax a little bit at the Stool, thinking I got the world of smut all figured out, the fucking Japanese do something that makes me break out in a cold sweat. It’s like those old Nike commercials; “somewhere somebody is practicing to beat you.” That’s how I feel about those perverts in Japan. Always pushing the envelope. I mean a vibrating bra? Fucking brilliant. Just the same basic concept as doing pushups right before you hit the beach to make yourself look jacked except with tits. So simple. And I assume that the bra comes with a little remote that these sluts can hide on their body? That way when then need to bring their A game they just zap their boobs and next thing they know they got executive in the room eating out of their cleavage. Diabolical really.