Everybody is freaking out about this. “Hey Pres what great publicity for you!“  “You must have cummed yourself you tiny dicked motherfucker”  I don’t get it?  I thought everybody knew me and Cuddy were boys. Like that’s just what happens when you’re a mogul.  The best entertainers, athletes and smut bloggers always hang out with each other.   So big deal we tore up in Miami together during fashion week.  Who cares?  It’s like when JayZ sits court-side and stuff.  You don’t see him freaking out about it and neither am I.  That just what bloggers do. Celebrities like to hang out with celebrities.   Yawn.  Just another day another dollar for Pageviews.