(Jared Remy (pictured here) DID NOT grab a chick’s crotch.    Jordan did.) - Jordan Remy, the son of NESN baseball sportscaster Jerry Remy, was charged today with indecent assault and battery for allegedly groping a woman he met at a South Boston sports bar. Prosecutors said in South Boston Municipal Court that the 34-year-old victim had a brief conversation with the 29-year-old Remy inside the Boston Beer Garden at about 12:45 a.m. today, but she walked away from him because she was uninterested. According to a police report, the woman left the bar and was walking with her aunt and a friend when Remy appeared and grabbed her crotch.The woman called police. Remy, whom police said appeared intoxicated and agitated, was arrested, according to the report.

A crotch grab? Really? Who does that? Like I thought it was just common courtesy to grab a chick’s ass when she’s not into you not her cunt. That’s going to get you arrested 99 out of 100 times. Plus how do you even do that? Was Jordan just looking at her eye to eye and then grabbed her? That’s why the ass is so much easier.  You can do it on the down low and be out of there before the chick even knows what happened. Just rookie ball right here. Always cop a feel of the ass. Always.


PS – You know who the real loser in this situation is?    Jared Remy.  Because I just assumed this was him since he is the Remy son who always seems to be  in the news getting in trouble.  But nope.   It appears Jery Remy has two delinquint sons.    Poor Jared.  Probably taking all the heat here even though he had nothing to do with it.