So Jimmer Fredette is getting married tonight. Now correct me if I’m wrong but Mormans can’t have sex until they are married right? So that means Jimmer is still a virgin? Could that be possible? Or is remaining a virgin only something that old Mormans do? Because I just refuse to believe these two haven’t banged yet. But on the off chance they haven’t how much pressure is there on the Jimmer tonight? Shit must be so intense. No way double virgin sex can be good though. Shooting loads before you even cross midcourt.
PS – Would it have killed Jimmer to get a tan before the big day?
Cue the Virgin Kiss….