Jimmer Is Getting It In Tonight….
So Jimmer Fredette is getting married tonight. Now correct me if I’m wrong but Mormans can’t have sex until they are married right? So that means Jimmer is still a virgin? Could that be possible? Or is remaining a virgin only something that old Mormans do? Because I just refuse to believe these two haven’t banged yet. But on the off chance they haven’t how much pressure is there on the Jimmer tonight? Shit must be so intense. No way double virgin sex can be good though. Shooting loads before you even cross midcourt.
PS – Would it have killed Jimmer to get a tan before the big day?
Cue the Virgin Kiss….
“Get a tan”? Really pres, stop being such a pussy
Mmmmmm, I wanna cum on her toes
call me crazy but “Mormans” aren’t very accepting of the gays, and getting a tan is for pickle sniffers.
Mormons NOT Mormans… Idiot
Virgin diaries clip…baby burd hungry!! Nom nom nom nom
I bet the guy who was eating faces off in Miami watched that video for technique tips.
Mom is catholic and he chose to be a mormon but there is no chance this hip hop whitey with game is a virgin. Forget college but dude already spent a season in the NBA with hot tail in his face every city every day. also women who look like his fiancee usually cannot fuck. too used to guys worshipping them instead of tearing the brakes of the pussy.
are all hebrews perverts or just 100% of them?
PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/06/dusty-springfield-son-of-preacher-man.html
idk whats gayer, the fact that you tan yourself or that you analyzed another mans skin complexion
brougherty
http://Www.facebook.com/brougherty#!/profile.php?id=743330071&sk=info
Yes, tanning would actually kill him…. slooooowly.
Heres a nice pic of RP
http://bit.ly/qNtCh
Fuckin broke son of a bitch
are you the douche with the tie, or the sweater vest?
He’s probably just been letting it soak all this time.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=let+it+soak
macfunden, what the fuck are you talking about? Learn how to speak English properly you squid.
malaka you shithead. I think you want me to write better english as no one here is talking you ignorant mongoloid fuck. You can pick your mother up at the Park St T stop… I’m done with her ass. Literally and figuratively. Your sister is next.
I am like the Justin Bieber or the Adam Lambert of the comment section. Just straight comment section star power.
-Ch@v
Hope Mrs Jimmer wears a life jacket
Hilarious when virgins get married. What could possibly go wrong?
no idea what macfunden just said. what?
I think you want me to write better english as no one here is talking you ignorant mongoloid fuck. ?
What does that mean, is that English?
kid i went to school with was a mormon, wasn’t even allowed to beat off. kid was such a fag. on another note youjizz is killin it today.
This kid was such a baller in college…hope he does something in the NBA, has a couple decent games but only averaged like 6 pts. a game or something…we need a great white hype
I’m guessing brougherty is the small guy, that’s why he writes in bold and talks all tough because he was always bullied in school.
She has a fivehead
I had virgin sex once. It was the most awkward thing I’ve ever done.