Joba Chamberlains’s Hot Bitch Mother Arrested For Dealing Meth
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The mother of New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain is jailed in Nebraska and facing a felony charge after being arrested on suspicion of selling methamphetamine to an undercover police officer in February. Beggs said she allegedly sold 1 gram of a substance believed to be meth to an undercover officer for $110 on Feb. 11. The substance tested positive for meth in testing at the state laboratory.
I know we like to make fun of the Yankees and how much they suck here at Barstool Sports, but sometimes you just got to tip your cap to the other guy. Because as much as I despise Joba Chamberlain even I have to admit that his meth dealing mother is one hot bitch. I mean look at those eyes and her yellowish chin. Enchanting! It’s just mind boggling how an ugly piece of shit like Joba Chamberlain can out of something as beautiful as his mother. So much for the apple not falling far from the tree huh? Unless of course you somehow think his mother is gross, in which case that would help explain why Joba Chamberlain is the mutant he is today.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 05/5/09, 10:30 am |
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This is going to get ugly.
I’m talking about the comments section. That bitch is already ugly.
at least we now know who put his dad in that wheelchair. he got between this cow and her stash.
awesome
sucks that her sons team can’t sell tickets, no wonder the family had to turn to drug selling
look up definition of swamp donkey on google images and this is what you get…..good lord!
What are the odds that she has a full set of teeth? 1000-1?
Did they confiscate the thermos of brandy she usually wears around her neck?
WOOF
She has a very “Throw Momma From the Train” look…
Joba Chamberlain’s mother = Marla hooch, the switch hitting power hitter from A League of Their Own
great call LT
I think thats the Mrs. Fratelli from the Goonies, if Im nto mistaken
get her pics for “guess her muff”
Kennyshell, where you been?
What do you suggest?
A lot of night games.
What took them so long? Feb 11th?? One look at this bitch and I would lock her up and throw away the key. There are Mexicans dying from the swine flu that look healthier than her.
It ceases to amaze me how the yanks still get this much bad press on a daily basis. For a 500 million dollar team you think steinbrenner would do some background checks and do an ole bait and switch and stick this hog in witness protection or something ….christ…they are getting worse than the cincinatti bengals If i were running that team i would make sure that each of these guys had a hot cougar of a mother and a fine ass wife….puts asses in the seats….i bet if the yanks got brad penny those $2500 seats would go like hotcakes
Are those taser marks on her nose?
Hey CptK…damn work has been getting in the way of my Barstool pleasure.
Although, I have to say, not so fond of the new format either.
sure joba’s mother is a white trash meth head… but at least he doesnt have a brother who touches kids
id rather have my brother touch kids than have momma dukes look like this pig.
Touche.
I’d hit it….with a baseball bat.
Ah, life imitating art…the real-life Kenny Powers…cue the Crown Royal
Spitting image of Joba the Hunt. Talk about Fugly!
rosie o’donnell?
SOTD. I wonder if she’d get into a nurses costume?
when is the last time that bridge troll got some sleep? 1985?
Jobe couldn’t spread some of the wealth?? At least get your teamates to buy from Mom so she’s not out peddling to Barney Fife..
Joba and his sister–unlike the the Pedophile Pedroias–cut this bitch off (family or not) and will let her get what she deserves: a prime spot on faces of meth.
She should hook up with Bitch Tits. Not much worse than Madonna!
I wonder if she got a side potato chips with the shit sandwich she whaled down right before the picture was takes… whipe your chin, fucking pig..
* taken
swamp donkey? that is one of the funniest fvcking things I’ve ever read.
el pres – her mug along with Joba’s on a t-shirt would be money.
Does her fiance’ have an Astrovan?
Ihaveaids said: { May 5, 2009 – 10:05:55 }
get her pics for “guess her muff”
I just vomited.
she could get a part time gig on jerry springer
well it could be worse for Joba, his brother could be a pee pee toucher.
Yeah seriously, Mom you ran away from years ago selling some drugs or Brother you publicly defend making an 8 year old boy give him a mouth hug. Yeah I got a good feeling which is the bigger scumbag.
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