Jogger Accussed of Malicious Fecal Distribution Because She Keeps Shitting Next To A Dude’s House on Her Daily Jog
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —A Nob Hill man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home while she was on a morning jog. At first the man, who did not want to be identified, thought the person in question may have been homeless, and that it was a one-time occurrence. But he said it’s happened at least four times, the most recent being this past weekend. The first time was Easter Sunday. The woman jogged near his home, made a turn, heading toward an alley nearby and did her business, the man said. The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he’s captured the event on a security camera. “This is malicious fecal distribution,” he said.
Malicious fecal distribution? Is there any other kind? And what does this guy mean he hasn’t told the cops because he’s afraid they won’t take it seriously? Umm if you’re not going to take malicious fecal distribution seriously then what are they gonna take seriously? Murder?