John Daly Explains That Tiger Cheated Because Elin Wasn’t Putting Out
John Daly went on 790 The Zone in Georgia, ostensibly to talk about work he’s been doing with draft prospect QB Ryan Mallett or some such crap. And fortunately for all of us, the topic swung around to the much more interesting topic of why Tiger Woods was touching everything but the trap with his sand wedge all those years he was married:
- 790AM: Did you ever talk to Tiger?
- John: I did, last year at the PGA and what we talked about–I couldn’t even fathom of telling you guys because it’s a personal conversation. But it made me relieved of what Tiger was going through….does he have a reason? Yes. And that reason is something I don’t want to talk about. But I told him if you would have come out and told the world what was going on (after the night of the incident) and not listen to your agents…this story would have ended in one day. And he says, I know, I know, I just had to listen to everybody… You’re looking at a guy all the way to his college days, it was golf, golf, golf..He didn’t have a chance to find out what woman we’re like…until his late teens, 20′s.
- 790AM: Once you put that ring on your finger, you don’t get that opportunity anymore…
- John: Well, you should if your wife is good to you and makes loves to you when you want to be made love to….my exes, they didn’t want to have sex anymore. And when that happens, if you’re not going to give it to me, I’m going to get it from somewhere else. Is that adultery? Maybe so. But from what I understand, when you’re married, they’re supposed to give it to you.
- 790AM: Can Tiger Woods go up to a podium or a microphone, and say, here’s the deal, I’m not getting it anymore and quite honestly I’ve had enough?
- John: Exactly. That’s what I did.
See, this is exactly what I love about a guy like John Daly. For all his faults, you get no phoniness. No spin. No internal editing. No sense of when to keep his mouth shut. Just pure, unfiltered honesty. And of course he’s 100% correct. If Tiger had just told the world the truth instead of hiding out for two months then holding that laughably awkward fake press conference and reading some parsed statement prepared for him by the lawyers and marketing department from Nike, he’s have the respect of everyone. Instead, he’s a laughingstock with no majors since this all blew up on him.
Seriously. If Tiger had come out and said “The only mistake I made was marrying for looks. I had no idea once she pumped out a couple of kids she was going to go all frigid Swedish Ice Princess on me. Here I was, one of the world’s most recognizable figures, the first billionaire athlete, in the prime of my life with women throwing themselves at me, and I was reduced to jerking it in the bathroom like a 15 year old loser because she was never in the mood. I like my wife and I love being a father. Which is why I didn’t go out and have a ‘romance’ with anyone. I didn’t ‘cheat.’ I banged sluts I didn’t care about because I wanted sex and Elin didn’t. You want to condemn me, condemn me. But I apologize for nothing.” There’s not a man in America who wouldn’t have applauded him for it. And any woman who still held it against him would just be admitting she’s a frigid, dried up shrew herself and no one would care what they say.
So bravo, John Daly. If only Tiger had listened to your sage advice, he’d probably be closing in on Nicklaus’ 18 Majors instead of still trying to find himself. And ladies of the world, let this be a lesson to you all to keep your menfolk happy because there’s plenty of Rachel Uchitel’s still out there if you don’t. @jerrythornton1


this is the first jerry blog ive ever read and didn’t think to myself “fuck this is a jerry blog” within 3 words. you channeled pres for that one, and i commend you.
Thornton just spitting hot fire
BRILLIANCE!!!!
(slow clap)
bravo
Thorton, your last 4-5 blogs have been great. Cheers
I’m making my wife read this as soon as I get home….
nice post JT! John Daly is the man.
Jerry, I’m nominating you for a pulitzer. A+ sir. Roaring applause. Standing ovation. Well done!
JESUS…I’m gonna put this blog on my wife’s pillow tonight!!!
It fucking describes what 95% of American Married Guys go through!!!
Once they shit out a kid or two…forget it!
Wasn’t it obvious this is what was going on in Tiger’s marriage? These women who are married to athletes need to put out 24/7 or else! Every city they go to there are dozens of girls willing to tear that dick up like junk mail. Honestly, I don’t know why these guys even get married?
Priceless –
“…if you’re not going to give it to me, I’m going to get it from somewhere else. Is that adultery? Maybe so. But from what I understand, when you’re married, they’re supposed to give it to you.”
I’ll put that right behind ”till death do us part”
I think nautical rules can be applied to this one, namely “Any port in a storm.”
John Daly representing, Tiger should have just come out with truth – there is no way anyone could have blamed him if that was the reason
great blog jerry. right on.
brilliant
Not buying it. That excuse works if he cheats with one or a maybe even few gals. And the “put out or I’ll get it somewhere else” theory still holds.
But he has a pretty serious sex addiction if he’s porking hundreds of girls at every stop on the tour. You’re forgetting how many sluts came out of the wood work when this broke.
May have to leave this one up on the computer “accidentally”
I actually think Tiger should’ve just told Daly to tell everyone he knows about Elin. That way the story gets out, and everyone feels Tiger’s pain, without him having to be bashed by the media for releasing intimate details about his wife. Who knows, maybe that’s what happened, but it took too long.
Maybe the first Jerry Thornton blog ever that was good.
John Daly rules.
Bravo Jerry. If I ever become a billion dollar athlete, fuck up my life with my dick, and need a speech to fix all of it I’m coming to you.
pulitzer prize winning shit right here
TPS…17 right? got about 83 to go to reach the century mark
I was with a group of people discussing this and one wife says “I don’t have to worry about him cheating on me because I give great blowjobs” and we all just nodded in agreement that she had nothing to worry about.
This can’t be Jerry.
I believe Tigers count was in the 14-17 range but my argument holds. If he cheats with one or maybe two mistresses then you can play the “wasn’t get it at home” card.
When you’re exploiting your star power and enormous wealth to nail every star and slut in Charlie Sheen style then it’s a sex addiction. There is a reason he’s completely lost his way in golf.
what’s so wrong with jacking off in the bathroom like a 15 year old, eh?
Preach Jerry!! Preach!!
[...] BarstoolSports: John Daly went on 790 The Zone in Georgia, ostensibly to talk about work he’s been doing with draft prospect QB Ryan Mallett or some such crap. And fortunately for all of us, the topic swung around to the much more interesting topic of why Tiger Woods was touching everything but the trap with his sand wedge all those years he was married: [...]
Just a point of clarification: This scenario isn’t just for men. Believe it or not, there ARE women out there, married and single, who absolutely LOVE to fuck.
Why is the possibility of him SUCKING in bed not being contemplated? Most guys who can’t get out of the way of their own ego suck in bed, so maybe SHE got tired of the pipe HE was laying and SHE found it elsewhere?
Regardless of what the Al Bundy’s of the Stool want to think, woman have needs, just like men.
Newsflash guys: If your chick ain’t asking for it it’s more than likely because you don’t do it for her anymore and her Doc Johnson is still bringin’ his A game, day in and day out, minus the receding hairline and old high school football stories.
Just sayin’.