John Henry Has No Life Long Friends?
Boston.com - From left, Red Sox chairman Tom Werner, Henry, Sox vice chairman David Ginsberg, and nightclub owner Ed Kane stopped at a Beverly hot dog stand prior to Henry’s wedding ceremony.
With all this John Henry wedding hoopla in the news I found myself getting ready to bash him again. I was going to criticize him for playing “Shipping off to Boston” as the first song at the reception since he’s only lived here for a couple years. I was going to make fun of him for trying to keep the details of his 3rd wedding silent even though a couple months ago he did that huge spread in Boston Magazine about it. I was going to rant and rave about how he should quit acting like he’s Boston’s favorite son when he’s actually just a creepy carpetbagger. But then something changed. I saw the picture of him standing outside some hotdog joint in Beverly with his wedding party. And then it hit me. John Henry didn’t know any of these guys five years ago. Think about that for a second. That means for the first 54 years of his life he didn’t make 1 friend who he felt was close enough to be in his wedding. That’s just plain sad. Maybe now it makes more sense why he’s embraced Boston so much and tries to make it seem like he grew up here. Because it appears this is the only place he has any roots or history. And as crazy as this sounds I’m not sure I’d trade all his fame and fortune for not having any real friends. So from now on I’m going to go easy on Dr. Creepy. The guy needed a home and he found one in Boston. Good for him I guess….

i will be this guys friend….just pay me
You had me right up to…..
And as crazy as this sounds I’m not sure I’d trade all his fame and fortune for not having any real friends.
Last time time I talked to John..he was drunk wondering what I would be like being poor living in the Dot and having friends…then he giggled
I mean it is his 3rd wedding, would he want his friends who have seen him fail twice back on the podium for round 3? I would and will want a fresh line up for my third wedding
good point. But if any of my buddies are obscenly rich and throw a a wedding at Fenway Park I’m pretty sure I’m going and smashing bitches with his money
He better have a bullet proof prenup. Do you think he got laid on his wedding night? By his bride?
“I just love weddings.” -Adam Lambert
Don’t Trend on John Henry
*Tread
RemDog is going to be suing RonDogs as soon as he finishes his suit with Philip Morris.
It’s “I’m Shipping UP to Boston” not “off to”.
Hey El Pres. Any chance you can ditch the pitcure of the Columbian heroin addict and put Stacy Dash’s Ass back up. I miss her!!
I have emailed Dr Creepy and invited him to be on my Dream Team but I have yet to hear back with either a yes or a no.
the BC glee club
A. Friends are overrated
2. yes, I will be on your dream team.
Yes kballs I will be on your dream team…I meant.
I bet that hotdog brought Tom Werner back to his Havard days..
I would all but guarantee that they just got their picture taken in front to look like a bunch of guy’s guys. No way they ate a hot dog and risked getting a mustard “go back home and change” stain on the white tux shirts.
Now that Michael Jackson’s dead, Henry has moved into the 1spot as “Creepiest dude on the planet”.
Don’t get to comfortable though John, and stay away from banana skins laying near freshly dug graves.
I always told John to “cherish the cabin”
clearly all his ex wives have had to go out and buy a mechanical dick to stuff them instead of his gangly nasty pencil he’s probably got
They were probably shocked to find a place that sell a hot dog for less than $7.00.. That were actually edible. But they most likley scared of the hot chick that takes your order from your car window!! (That’s why they’re standing at the order window! HAHAHAH!)
Stay out of Beverly CREEPS!!!!