So I guess Jonathan Toews was at the Cubs game with his girlfriend Gabrielle Valasquez yesterday. Some bro from Chicago won’t stop blowing up my email until I post pictures of her.   Yeah she’s blazing hot.   No doubt about it.  But honestly I would expect nothing less from Jonathan Toews.   My hockey insiders tell me he’s pretty good and I’m secure enough in my manhood to say if I was a chick I’d rail his ass.   So yeah obviously he’s going to date a certified smokehouse.    No surprises there.    And speaking of Chicago I’m still looking for somebody to step forward and be awesome for Barstool Chicago.   I haven’t found the right guy yet.  I need to feel it in my plums.  If you’re interested set up a sample blog, keep it updated and send me the link to