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Jonathan’s Toews Girlfriend Is Kind Of Hot
So I guess Jonathan Toews was at the Cubs game with his girlfriend Gabrielle Valasquez yesterday. Some bro from Chicago won’t stop blowing up my email until I post pictures of her. Yeah she’s blazing hot. No doubt about it. But honestly I would expect nothing less from Jonathan Toews. My hockey insiders tell me he’s pretty good and I’m secure enough in my manhood to say if I was a chick I’d rail his ass. So yeah obviously he’s going to date a certified smokehouse. No surprises there. And speaking of Chicago I’m still looking for somebody to step forward and be awesome for Barstool Chicago. I haven’t found the right guy yet. I need to feel it in my plums. If you’re interested set up a sample blog, keep it updated and send me the link to chicagotips@barstoolsports.com.
If I’m not the guy for Chicago, then I don’t know who is……consider the blog in the mail, brew. I know everything there is to know in Chicago – plus many of the Jonnycapp Fan Club will support the fact I fuckin live on the stool.
So Your telling me a NHL player that won a Cup and has millions dates a smoke? Dude show me A Athlete W/ugly Chick, Then i’ll be impressed.
shes a gross jessica simpson. jonnycapp, gay troll, 1
this bronzer monster looks like a retarded midget in the first picture. in the rest she aint too bad. def takes it up the pooper
P.S. she is absolutely laughing at her own fart in the first picture. look at the woman behind her
I hate to admit it but I agree with …… Ty Rex arms indeed. Also, I didn’t know Peter Griffin was a Cubs fan (sitting two rows behind her).
plus many of the Jonnycapp Fan Club will support the fact I fuckin live on the stool.
I guess when you have no friends, talent or life, your options are pretty limited
How much did young master Toews pay for the girlfriend experience?
Who is Jonny Towers?
hey pres, you socially awkward loser, how about you stop sealing the “plums” line from will ferrell and sell your fucking website. You do realize you could have made some money of it, but thought you could expand it to make a real big payday. Except you held on too long and possible buyers or investors have been watching the site jump the shark quick as shit. You don’t have a single writer who impresses anyone, KFC is alright, but just that. This website has failed in Philadelphia and will only fail if you try to expand all the way out to Chicago. Sell the fucking site now if you know whats good for ya, because as the site is actually being analyzed, its a bunch of frat boys without writing skills or a good sense of humor that run it. And the money you could have earned is flying out the window because you simply just do not have what it takes.
Secure enough in your gayhood. Cum everywhere with a set of chin nuts.
epic fail on the peter griffin comment.
you want people to set up a sample blog and keep it updated with funny stuff in order to even be considered for the chicago job, yet somehow manzo works for barstool?
So should we consider this the GTA then?
Chicago? When are you gonna find someone to blog the Philly site? That site is a ghost town, tumbleweeds and all.
umad pedro?
Athlete with an ugly chick, Vince Wilfork- Bianca Wilfork. BOOM
when your TV is in pause mode if you hit exit then the timeline will disappear and it won’t block the cleavage of the girl who’s picture your are taking.
I just felt it in my plums.
Fartinez, it’s too late to sell this shitty website and he knows it? Who’s going to buy it? KFC? Jonnycapp aka blackdude? It has to be someone who’s willing to be a slave (as the Press is) someone funny, someone who doesn’t have a life and blogs even on vacation. Do you know anyone rich enough and stupid enough to do that? Cause I don’t…. Pres knows it and that’s why he has to sell shitty t-shirts and organize sausage fests I mean events that will bring some $$ in to pay his overrated writers. And now cue the fucking Portnoy’s cockholders
Toews better watch out! Dude in the green hat looks like a Red Wings fan!
Would stick, but, not even close to a smokebomb. I expected better things out of a captain and Stanley Cup champ. Wake up and got to sleep Toews.
Amazing face, I could do without the big fake tits.
attaboy, toews! nothing better in the world than latina heat…NOTHING.
See now.. I think her face ruins the body..
get these guys to do chicago http://windycitizensports.wordpress.com/
Love those chicks that will do dirty shit for a green card. Nice job Captain Why So Serious.
She makes my balls tingle.
i thought tazer was going out with kaners sister
Woooww what a disgusting bimbo. Disgrace he actually goes for skanks like these
Sarah Connor in the first couple pics
Boston has no clue who Jonathan Toews is…….
yeah, I’d spray the Hawaiian islands all over her stomach
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fartinez playing checkers, prez playing chess.
fartinez go back to college and learn something you moron.
ahahah 120IQ cremated pedrofartinez
and are you guys fucking serious? if she’s all natural she’s madddd hot
The fourth pic…I would love to see those 2 go at it!
pres – you’re not suggesting I’m “some bro from Chicago” right? or that i emailed you? neither of those are true. thanks for linking up the site though. good talk.
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Hey retards who take photos of paused tv. Get rid of the pause graphic before you take the pic, then we can see her tits.
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Fartinez, barstool is the most popular website in boston of 16 – 30 (the guys who use the internet the most) and its gaining popularity country wide, so take a deep breath, and kill yourself. ALSO this chick is a 10 so anyone hating it kidding themselves.
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