So I guess Jonathan Toews was at the Cubs game with his girlfriend Gabrielle Valasquez yesterday. Some bro from Chicago won’t stop blowing up my email until I post pictures of her. Yeah she’s blazing hot. No doubt about it. But honestly I would expect nothing less from Jonathan Toews. My hockey insiders tell me he’s pretty good and I’m secure enough in my manhood to say if I was a chick I’d rail his ass. So yeah obviously he’s going to date a certified smokehouse. No surprises there. And speaking of Chicago I’m still looking for somebody to step forward and be awesome for Barstool Chicago. I haven’t found the right guy yet. I need to feel it in my plums. If you’re interested set up a sample blog, keep it updated and send me the link to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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