Jordis Unga Is Motherfucking Back Baby!
So I had the “The Voice” on in the background last night while I was working. Yes the Voice is my new favorite music show. Anyway I treat it the same way the judges do. I only turn around when I like what I hear. Well needless to say I almost got whiplash when the last singer stepped up. From the very first note I recognized her. It was like God was singing in my ear. It was the unmistakably melodies of Jordis Unga! Yup Jodis Motherfucking Unga is back! This is my bitch! This is my girl! I was on this chick’s pussy tip back when she was on Rockstar INXS. I still listen to her Nirvana cover like 5 times a week. How the fuck isn’t she famous yet and Jenna Marbles is? Unreal. Do The Voice people know she came in 2nd on Rockstar? They must right? Anyway here is what I wrote back about her in 2005. This was pre blog era shit…This was straight random thoughts. No pictures. No videos. Just me hammering away on my keyboard with Chisholm trying to keep up.
From August 2005 Edition of Random Thoughts
I don’t know who took my advice and started watching Rock Star INXS, but you’re missing out on one of the great vocal performances of our generation by Jordis. Jordis laid it down last week. Simply amazing. She is worth the price of admission by herself. I never buy CD’s of new artists. NEVER. I wait until they are proven. However, I’d by a Jordis CD tomorrow. I’m mesmerized by her. How can somebody this good come from nowhere? Whatever she wants to sing she sings. High notes, low notes. I mean how can a chick this good come from nowhere? The only problem is that I am rooting for her to somehow not win the contest because she’s musically way past INXS. They can’t handle her and I don’t want them holding her down.
PS - I reread all my blogs from the old days on that email blast. It’s possible I was more awesome back then than I am now. Shit was fire. No wonder we’re fucking intergalactic now.
I remember her from back then, as I remember you from back than, and
I’ll agree that you were both way more awesome then than you are now.
If your favorite music show isn’t American Idol than you are dead to me.
She’s no Grace Potter. http://youtu.be/jt5rKGsMKyM
you fucking faggots. stop being pussies and buy a copy of “Get Your Wings”.
What an extremely average voice. Nothing makes her special. You hear better singers getting cut from Idol and shit.
Sure she looks like she could be hot (if she got rid of that’s rat’s nest) but that voice? Nothign special.
She needs to wash her hands, they got filth on them.
Jenna Marble? Get over it Portnoy. You blew that…
Wow, I remember when the stool looked like that. And yes you were funnier back then, and also didnt promote yourself in every blog. Whatever happened to you being the American Idol Genius? Did you lose your marbles after Lambert lost?
Wait, what? I think El Pres is a Homosexual Satan Wasp.
I remember her from Rockstar Inxs and I think she’s awesome, I looked the next day for the man who sold the world on the internet and downloaded it, I play it once and a while to this day. She should have made it big after rockstar, someone dropped the ball.
Uh Tastemaker, it’s a Bowie cover
I read through the old blog you posted. What stood out to me – ZERO profanity. Pretty strange considering the current barstool. Hell, even the title of this article has motherfuck in it lol.
isn’t it a Bowie song?
lifesox is spot on. A few years ago I was introduced to Grace Potter and the Nocturnals opening up for the Avett Brothers. Everyone in my group was blown away with her voice (the louder she gets the better it sounds). As far as broads go singing, she is hands down the best in the biz…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1CawPrjm1I
This wasn’t the bitch that sang hey there delilah is it?
smdh @ “nirvana cover”. someone needs to run through bowie’s discography
Maybe it was better because you didn’t talk like a high school senior
Hey prez this aint a nirvana cover you meathead nirvana bit that shit off of David Bowie, a real rock star, P.S. – Nirvana sucks too, best thing Cobain ever did was blow his stupid brains out so Dave Grohl could do his own thing and show the world how talented he is, really ask yourselves, what would you rather listen to – Foo Fighters or Nirvana?
CDs haha
Just listened to Grace Potter and she’s not bad but you must be related to her since you ranted and raved about her like that. She’s ok but nothing special.
Amy Lee! now there’s a lady who can sing
Rockstar was a great f’n show. Both seasons – first for INXS and the second with Tommy Lee’s “SUPER” band – were awesome. I wish it was still on.
The BEST performer out of both seasons was Ryan Star. He just played in Boston over the weekend – just him and his acoustic ripping it. Bro can sing. His first album did well, but this guy should be played everywhere. His 2nd album will be out later in the year. I hate how the music industry pushes so many sh-t clowns that have no musical talent, while guys like Ryan Star have to work his balls off to make it big. Download his music – you won’t be disappointed.
I agree pats4life Ryan Star has some serious talent,
Fucking music execs make all the money, the only money for artist’s is by touring so maybe Ryan Star is doing the right thing by leaving the money hungry bitches out of his music