So I had the “The Voice” on in the background last night while I was working. Yes the Voice is my new favorite music show. Anyway I treat it the same way the judges do. I only turn around when I like what I hear.   Well needless to say I almost got whiplash when the last singer stepped up.  From the very first note I recognized her. It was like God was singing in my ear.   It was the unmistakably melodies of  Jordis Unga!   Yup Jodis Motherfucking Unga is back!  This is my bitch! This is my girl! I was on this chick’s pussy tip back when she was on Rockstar INXS. I still listen to her Nirvana cover like 5 times a week.  How the fuck isn’t she famous yet and Jenna Marbles is? Unreal. Do The Voice people know she came in 2nd on Rockstar? They must right? Anyway here is what I wrote back about her in 2005. This was pre blog era shit…This was straight random thoughts. No pictures. No videos. Just me hammering away on my keyboard with Chisholm trying to keep up.

From August 2005 Edition of Random Thoughts

I don’t know who took my advice and started watching Rock Star INXS, but you’re missing out on one of the great vocal performances of our generation by Jordis. Jordis laid it down last week. Simply amazing. She is worth the price of admission by herself. I never buy CD’s of new artists. NEVER. I wait until they are proven. However, I’d by a Jordis CD tomorrow. I’m mesmerized by her. How can somebody this good come from nowhere? Whatever she wants to sing she sings. High notes, low notes. I mean how can a chick this good come from nowhere? The only problem is that I am rooting for her to somehow not win the contest because she’s musically way past INXS. They can’t handle her and I don’t want them holding her down.


PS - I reread all my blogs from the old days on that email blast. It’s possible I was more awesome back then than I am now.  Shit was fire.  No wonder we’re fucking intergalactic now.