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Just A Couple Guidos Caught In A Tornado On The Way To Six Flags (Instant Classic)
This is precisely why I’ve always said that MTV should switch up the cast of Jersey Shore every season. Hilarious guidos are a dime a dozen. Seriously they fucking grow on trees.
“Close the fucking window kid. Look at the trees nigga! Car is gonna get thrown kid! The billboard just fell! It’s coming right at us! Yo we’re gonna die nigga! We’re gonna die! The billboard fell kid! Yeah it wasn’t a real tornado kid! Get the fuck out of here kid!”
The only thing that could have made that video better would have been if Coopo was in it.
Tha_Dro_Man and Mikey Vag?
made it through 15 seconds before i wanted to blow my brains out. why couldn’t that tornado just rip right through that car and leave everything else alone
WOULD OF BEEN A NICE VICTORY FOR THE GENE POOL IF IT WOULD OF CAME A LITTLE SOUTH
yea right, no way, that tornados drinkin outta cups
“say goodbye to the trees. YEAH wilderness.”
is it ok for Guidos to use the n-word?
and why the fuck does terry francona have huge arms?
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Hopefully they learned their lessons and head back to East Providence with Pauly D. Too bad the tornado didn’t hit when these shitdicks were on a roller coaster at 6 Flags.
Car full of white guys calling each other nigga? Morons.
wait… i think this is the funniest thing ive ever seen
wigga central…clowns.
more support for my theory that we need to start sterilizing the retards in this country
If only the tornado had picked up a stray landmine and dropped it through that car’s sunroof.
Also that is 100% how Dro_Man and MikeyC talk with their crew. Fucking mouthbreathers.
I would rather run into the tornado than sit in that car with those scumbags
i love the tornado blunt idea. and these kids sound like they made the snorlax video
Who goes to Six Flags in Tornadoes?
FACT… Italians are the dumbest ethnic group in the world.
Real guidos have a Strawberry air freshner… the video proves it.
those are puerto ricans
I wish they all died……… seriously
“should we smoke a blunt in the tornado?”
Southie Mics or East Providence Wops ? Who would I rather be stuck in a car with during a tornado ? I choose a rapid pitbull any day of the week.
classy group of guys…
How come I knew they were from east providence 10 seconds into that video? Also chances are the were portuguese and not italian
the tornado killed the wrong 4 people.
at least they have each other…and blunts
by why is it red and swolen on June 3, 2011 at 10:35 am
“FACT… Italians are the dumbest ethnic group in the world.”
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Says wordsmith “swolen.” I don’t see any Kenyans or Nigerians pumping out Ferraris or Lambos.
^^^^ And you will never own, ride in, sit in, or touch a Ferrari or a Lambo.
I have a lot of questions here. First of all, do we really have those kinds of people in our state? And second of all, how come I never got the memo that said it was ok for white people to start calling eachother, ‘nigga’?
8 second mark was hilarious…’are you fucking stupid nigga”
“tumblesaults”
by why is it red and swolen on June 3, 2011 at 10:49 am
“^^^^ And you will never own, ride in, sit in, or touch a Ferrari or a Lambo.”
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And you will never be “swolen.” FACT.
Facts are facts and these fucking morons are Italian and they are dumber than shit. I’m sure their combined IQ is around 3.
Thinking that Italians are the stupidest race of all humans is probably the most mind bottling thing I have ever heard.
^^^ Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious, Housewives of Jersey, these idiots in the car… I could go on and on…
Right. Those ancient Romans were real dummies, ruling western civilization like that for a thousand years. Silly swolen. These goombahs are retards, but they are not on the bottom of the totem pole.
guidos?
not sure how that classifies as guidos… thats just RI for ya. those kids could have been Pakastani and they still talk like that in Providence.
Wish this twister would have killed them at the end.
Yeah, I don’t know about the Italian being the dumbest ethnic group. Leonardo da Vinci pretty much invented TV, the iPod, robots, and rockets with like, wood and twine.
I’m going to say that the stupidest race is whatever race “why is it red and swolen” belongs to, which I’m guessing, based on his command of the English language, is Martian.
My money says that the guy in the ’87 yellow Corvette was a clone of these guys.
carlsweetchuck, Numero Two, and dudebro are Italian and I have offended them. Next…
Hardly. Just having fun, but I really do wish you’d fix the “swolen” thing. You’re competing with a certain smutmaster from Dorchester for worst butcher of the English language.
It fucking pains me that when people think of Italians now they think of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious, Housewives of Jersey etc. Talk about taking a proud group of people who have contributed positively to society and civilization for thousands of years and in a few years have been ruined by reality TV shows about American ignoramuses. If I was Italian I would seriously be thinking of ways to off the producers of all previously stated programs.
Viking….
Agreed
disgraceful
their parents must be proud
I love it how the Italian defenders are going back to the Roman empire. The Guidos have done jack shit since the Italian Renaissance.
It’s like black people going back to the Nubians and early Egyptians as a form of cultural self-esteem.
If your people haven’t done anything in half a millenium, your culture is in shambles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmum-eT4hzM&feature=youtube_gdata_player PRETTY SURE THERE ALL STUPID
IP, this is very true as well.
There needs to be a reality show where retard wiggas like this are dropped off in ghettos, and they can walk around talking like that. 30, 60, or 90 seconds before they get the shit kicked out of them?
they’re probably portuguese so this argument is pointless
by IP_Esq_2 on June 3, 2011 at 11:26 am
“I love it how the Italian defenders are going back to the Roman empire.”
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I love it how you missed the mention of Ferraris and Lambos. How about Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Maserati? I will not be hiring you as my attorney. You don’t pay attention.
I love the guido that says “bsck the fuck up”…Yeah sure, back the fuck up and outrun that tornado……In REVERSE
Defending dumb wigger douchebag guidos like this with Italian Auto makers 4500 miles away?
Good stuff.
i know all these kids, they are from EP, and they are all portuguese…..so this conversation is over..
“Yo, say goodbye to the trees! yeah, wilderness.” epic quote. HAHAHAHAHAH
not even italians you fuckin asshole
“you wanna do tumblesaults”
All ‘wiggers’ are now being called ‘guidos’ which I don’t think is fair. Italian’s are not the dumbest race in the world. No race is dumber than another. Specific people ie these douchebags, make it easy to rip on a ‘race,’ but we don’t even know what race these houligans are?
I think we can all agree these ass hats are the epitome of what is wrong with today’s society…..lets rip on them
Imigrants that where forced into dead end jobs and discrimination formed the mafia and TOOK WHAT THEY WANTED THROUGH FORCE. However, over the years they lost their code that made them so succesful. Name one other culture throughout history that has done more cool shit. The romans, the great artist of the renasiance and the mafia. AND THESE ASSHOLES AREN’t ITALIAN! Unfortunately their are a bunch of douche bags giving us a bad name these days but look at the big picture and say thank you next time you bite into a delicous ravioli ya schmuck
Aren’t the jersey shore douches not even really italian?
OKKK 1st of all to all you dumasses who have said about 100 comments on bullshit clearly dont know what the fuck your talking about…2nd of all noone in that car is itailian..3rd of all “NIGA” DOESENT MEAN YOUR BLACK, it means your an ignorent person. so therefore before everyone on here jumps to conclusions about shit they dont know. get the facts straight…people turned a funny video into a shit talking center. so for everybody sitting home talking shit. suck a fuckin dick
Whyisitredandswollen…you say italians are dumb yet you can’t spell “rabid” (rapid means fast dickhole)…nice one
Surely these wiggers will do great things in life with their wide vocabulary.
wow … if theres anything worse than guidos … its guidos from bahhhhston yo kid get in the cahhh, nigga you a dooooooshe bag! when will you boston dickbags learn how to not speak like the retarded kids on the shortbus? But hey at least your not one of these guid’ dickbags…. unless you are… then kill yourself you dont have a fighting chance of ever recovering to normalcy
Sounds like these boys learned how to speak from watching Boyz in the Hood and Menace II Society on repeat. Yo tornado, break yo self fool………
Chillllllllll nigga. Plenty of white people say nigga all the time. like me.
I fuckin hate when white people say nigga regularly
seems to me like everybody whos talkin shit has been sitting on there computer for hours gathering up thoughts in your fuckin tiny brains…its a video get over it..what are yous mad you werent in it because yous were home jerking off. shut the fuck up…mutstang boy sucka dick nice come back with the boyz in the hood. youra clown yourself for even saying that…an personally yous have no clue who we are so therefore dont open your mouth an judge people, ONLINE THUGS mad cause this video got more views then you ever got from anybody in your life..assclown!
NEVER KNEW U HAD TO BE BLACK TO SAY NIGA SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY AS SHIT STOP HATING
the viking, i don’t say the n-word….pretty sure you do though.
biscodiscuits….mikey vaG…clever.
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It’s 2011, still no Italian-American President. Mutt’s don’t count.
unknown1 went from being unknown to being known as one of the nigas in this car
only if those kids died, the world would be a better place
Real italians don’t call each other “nigga”. Them’s fighting words.
Don’t know these idiots, took three seconds of hearing them speak to know they’re from EP, their parents are from Sao Miguel and all three work at a Dunkies.
“yo can we smoke a blunt” grand idea…was always under the impression that you can’t kill brain cells that you don’t have.
whats a tumblesault?
First off, doesn’t matter if they’re italian, irish, puerto rican or fucking swedish: you look like that, you talk like that, you constantly have your shirt off, hair cemented in place, etc… YOU’RE A GUIDO. It’s really a personality description and these scholars are textbook guido… And I love all these ass-clowns trying to defend them saying “nigga” every other word, like because it’s 2011 it’s now socially acceptable. Go hang out on Dot Ave for literally not even 15 minutes and talk like that. Guaran-fuckin-tee they’ll find some new vocab. Growing up, 3 of my closest friends were black, from Roslindale, self-described ghetto, and never once did I think dropping that bomb was cool. Fucking clowns. And great camera work too, cock wrangler. Fucking tornado mowing down civilization and he’s fucking filming the steering wheel… GUIDO!!
That said – Gold. Pure Gold. As mentally handicapped as they are, fucking hilarious. I think tumblesault’s gonna make its way into my own vocabulary.
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