Just Getting My Hair Club For Men On
So ever since I suffered my heart attack on Saturday I’ve just been YOLO’ing all over the place. Like enough talking about life changes and time to start making life changes. And as with everything it starts with the hair. So I finally took The Hair Club For Men up on their offer to save my lettuce in exchange for me blogging about it. Now naturally all the employees initial reaction when they saw me walk through the door was like what the fuck is this sexy beast doing here? Kid has surfer hair for days. That’s a direct quote by the way. But to be honest it didn’t even matter. Because I don’t care if you’re going bald or not. Everybody should go to Hair Club for Men just for the EXT treatment they give you. Basically a shampoo/condition, scalp stimulating massage. I’ve never had anything like it. I’m talking one straight hour of a masseuse mixing botanical shit into your head, warm towels, heat lamps, the works. It was divine. My hair was electric for the next week. Just radiating confidence. Giving the prep school face to every bro who looked at me. Winking at hot chicks. Just a tour de force in dominant hair. I felt like I could just walk outside and point at chicks and get blown. That’s how great my scalp was feeling.
Holy hell look at that fuckin schnoz
Hair Club gives great head!
Pres, fire that lighting guy because he took that Roman nose of yours and made it as big as the Coliseum.
did you know that the two parts of the human body that never stop growing are the ears and the nose? You’re fucked bro. that thing is gonna consume your body by 50. if you make it to 50.
stop saying yolo. yoloing or yolo’d
When are you blogging for Nose Club for Men?
Here’s hoping that the Nose Club for Men offers you a similar deal.
You fucking jew.
why do Jews have big noses?
- because air is free.
With all this YOLO’ing youve been doing, I dont think you will make it till christmas orin your case hannaukah
What a pussy.
YOLO might one of the gayest terms/sayings, etc. Especially coming from a bald, big nosed (I mean huge) 35 year old smut blogger. But Hair Club for men in legit. Some smokes work at the one out here in LA
You’re so fucking ugly
what are they using your nose hair for plugs cause i’m sure you got a lot in that schnoz
those lights are going to give you cancer before you even suffer another pulled muscle
I heard they wouldnt treat fieghtlburgh because his hair was full of jizz
Continue YOLOing and get a nose job. I don’t know whether to stare at that thing or pull an orange flag out of it.
whatever takes the attention off that horse cock layin across your face…
You could point to chicks and get blown? How could you even tell, all you’d see when you look down is that fucking colossal ass nose of yours.
Your nose is so big that its not even effected by the shadows
Sure you weren’t at “Hook Club For Men”?
they didnt say you had “surfer hair for days” they said “you suffer with hair for gays”
Once again you’ve misquoted someone…shocking
Why go to the Hair Club for Men when between your nose hairs and the First Lady’s snatch, you have enough hair to cover your head and make a fur coat with the left overs
So I guess Mr Surfer hair is to good Qui Changs Wig Emporium
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Jamie Kuntz will be hitn you up on twitter.
How would you know if your hair was electric for a week if you’ve only been YOLOing since saturday???? You go to Hair Club for Men all the time you silly bastard.
You are so fat
These comments are fucking gold.
You should have gone to the Goldstein Institute For The Under Yarmulke Hair Deficiency. It’s a Jew tribe only institute where they tale skin from your inner nostrils and transplant it onto your dome. They donate the excess hairy nose skin to the gentiles, which is probably what your getting from Cy.
What are they going to do about your bald spot Pres? Did they use magic shampoo on it?
El Prez just referenced YOLO. I am now convinced he is a 15 year old girl.
Seriously, did they use your nose as a mold for those eyeglasses/nose with moustache attached?
how does anyone see your hair with that shield for a nose?
serious question – why do you begin every other sentence with the word “just”? you realize it adds nothing to the writing, right?
With all apologies to little old Jewish nana’s, you look like a little old Jewish nana. Oy vai!
You have hair, it’s just growing inside your head because of the gravitational pull from that planet growing on your face.
You have hair, it’s just growing inside your head because of the gravitational pull from that planet growing on your face.
You have hair, it’s just growing inside your head because of the gravitational pull from that planet growing on your face.
You have hair, it’s just growing inside your head because of the gravitational pull from that planet growing on your face.
4 posts…..I suck. Sorry.
Hope something goes wrong, you burn your scalp, kill all your hair follicles and end up with a cul-de-sac hairline.
i guess that’s why they have all those PDA’s about rough surf when Prez goes to the beach..that nose is enough to cause a fuckin Tsunami
Your 3rd chin is much better looking than your 2nd.
no amount of hair clubbing will never ever get girls to blow you or not notice that fucking meteor of a nose. makes squidwards nose look like lil kims
Why does your nose look like a naked dude with no arms diving?
Don’t listen to the haters Prez. This is a good post. My scalp is envious of the obvious hairdo- happy ending you recieved
Mock turtleneck and hair plugs, not a good look Bro.
I don’t want any part of any club that would have you as a member. Hair Club Just For Jews going through a mid-life crisis.
Just have them trasplant your nose hair! Christ Prez you can literally smell trouble a mile away with that honker!
That think is so big!! (your nose)
Jews like to watch pornos in reverse because they like the part where the hooker gives them their money back
Your YOLO-ing way too hard right now..
Was that photo taken at the hair club or an insane asylum?