(HuffPo) — A husband suspected of hiring a hit man to murder his wife has now been arrested for allegedly soliciting an assassin to kill the accused hit man. The Detroit Free Press reports Bob Bashara was taken into custody on Monday night in an alley outside his house in Grosse Pointe Park, Mich. where, authorities say, Bashara had a sex dungeon in the basement. Bashara’s wife, Jane, was found strangled to death in her SUV on January 25. Joe Gentz turned himself in to police days later and allegedly admitted he was hired to pose as a handyman by Bashara to kill his wife. Gentz is being held on charges of first-degree murder and conspiracy, according to the Free Press. Bashara has never been charged in connection to his wife’s death.

First question is what kind of second rate hit man turns himself in days after the crime? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that, worst hired gun since Valkyrie. Second of all, what the fuck is up with the Huffington Post reporting about Bob Basahra’s sex dungeon in his basement? Hey he’s not accused of being a sexual deviant you assholes. If he likes to get down with a BDSM sex dungeon when he’s not buying hit men at wholesale then that’s hit prerogative. Thirdly, how fucking stupid is Bob Bashara? Bro you live in Grosse Pointe. If you’re from Grosse Pointe and you’re going to have your wife killed, try not basing it on the plot of Grosse Pointe Blank. Rookie ball all around. From the hit man to the reporting to the mastermind.