![ERROR: Just not found | [null]](http://3432-barstoolu.voxcdn.com/wp-content/themes/barstoolu/img/stool-thumb-temp.jpg)
JWoww and Snooki Aren’t Italian?
USMag- So much for being “guidette” princesses. Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley, 23, admitted on Fox’s Strategy Room Tuesday that she and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi aren’t even Italian! J-Woww says she’s Spanish and Irish, while Snooki, 21, is Chilean. The MTV reality show was slammed by Italian-American groups for perpetuating “negative stereotypes,” UNICO National President Andre DiMino told Fox last year. “If you replace Italian-Americans with any other ethnic group, would they use such a pejorative term to promote the show?” he fumed.
Well this is weird. I mean how can JWoww and Snooki not be Italian? Not like it matters, but it’s still strange. Because as anybody with half a brain knows being a guido really isn’t about being Italian. It’s about having blowouts, being tanned to shit and fist pumping. So I don’t care if you’re Irish, Greek, Russian etc as long as you do those types of things you’re a guido in my book. Still it’s odd that Snooki would yell at “the grenade” “you don’t even look Italian” if she wasn’t. Whatever. I guess I’ll just chalk this up to another Jersey Shore mystery like how people always yell at Ronnie to go back to Jersey even though he’s in Jersey.
As a sidenote, I’ll be supremly disappointed is Big Poison/Little Poison don’t become a female WWE tag team at some point.
Ok, the fact that this is news is fucking mind blowing. They gave the names of these broads a long fucking time ago. Anyone with half a brain knows their last names aren’t Italian. Snookie said she was adopted on the show so that was a huge hint there. Sorry, not sure why this pisses me off so much, but it does
If Snookie would just mush her face into those tits of JWow’s, then maybe she could finally get laid.
PS – if I gotta read these E!-type updates till the next JersyShore season starts, I’m gonna puke. (I don’t watch the fucking show, nor do I “gym”, nor do I “tan.” I do, however, “launder”.)
PS – is today Wednesday? !! CHAT ROULETTE !!
Actually Skinny Pete, “Woww” is a small town right outside of Corleone in Sicily. So I for one was duped.
PPPS – I meant to say “PPS”
JWoww also is part Native American because those sweet fake titties were manufactured in the U.S.
leave greek ppl out of this
The video of Ronnie’s first fight shows he wasn’t as innocent as he let on, the fact that he pushed a girl and sprinted at a guy for the next fight certainly didn’t help either…Jersey Shore has gone from something good to make fun of, to them cashing in on it, they don’t even get the fact that the show was popular because they are morons. They aren’t Italian, nor are they from Jersey…they are just idiots, but the real joke is on the people who pay to see them or the fact that they are now celebs, I liked the show but hopefully their 15 minutes are up…sorry but Pauly D is half a retard, situation was funny, but its gotta stop
J Woww is Irish??? I’m chalking that up to a win, I don’t give a shit…
Speaking of the Jersey Shore, Why do seagulls have wings?
A: To beat the Italians to the dump.
WTF? Is Snooky a midget?
She actually is a midget and I can’t have those idiots’ 15 minutes of fame over fast enough. They really think they have talent but are just morons. I don’t blame them one bit for cashing in on it all–the only idiots bigger than them are the people that follow them.
jwoww and snooki could be the guido version of dino bravo and the canadian earthquake
“JWoww and Snooki Aren’t Italian?”
At this point, it’s questionable whether they’re even human.
Time to teach Snooki the motorboat.