— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 17, 2013
Hey guys, Kanye wants to make sure you know that he’s on his way home to Kim’s absurdly humungous ass. That fat, disgusting, monstrous ass…yeah, Kanye’s on his way to go see that. He’s lucky right? That he gets to go to bed with that absolutely massive, gargantuan ass? So lucky. Sure, maybe he has to tie a 2 x 4 to his back so he doesn’t fall in, but that’s a small price to pay to own a derrière like that. I’m so jelly Kanye. So fucking jelly.
What I’m saying is that I think her ass is unattractive because it’s so large, in case you didn’t quite pickup on that.