Kate Middleton Is Pregnant! Cue The Duckboats!
YES! Huge news! Great news! See that’s the thing about being a blogger. You just never know what the day may bring. Like what started out as an ordinary Monday has already been transformed into one of the great days of the past decade. I mean who won’t remember where they were and what they were doing when they heard the news that the Duchess was pregnant? For me I was eating banana bread and reading the Daily Mail when I found out. It will be a memory that will last forever. Because anybody who knows anything about me knows I LOVE the Royals and specifically Kate Middelton. She is so fucking Queeny. So even though I typically frown upon chicks getting pregnant and having kids, Kate Middlteton is no ordinary woman. She is the Queen to be. It just seems right for her to have a Royal family that is all perfect, regal and distinguished. I literally can’t wait to see her kids grow up, what they wear, who they date etc. Now somebody do me a favor and cue the music!
You’re a fucking homo.
retire please
Kate must have had to be like El Prez’s wife – go to that deep, dark place to fulfill her matrimonial duty. Deep thoughts imagining someone else while having sex with that balding, bad toothed halitosis breathed Prince William.
you’re a bit queeny as well
You’re fucking queeny too you fairy.
When she has this kid she better put it over a railing or something high up in the air like some simba shit for all the world to see.. If not I will be extremely disappointed
That’s a lovely blouse you’re wearing, David.
I can’t wait to cue the duckboats after Notre Dame beats ‘bama
The fact that you’re not being sarcastic about wanting to see what her kids will wear is very disturbing
“I was eating. . . .”
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No way.
I would eat her placenta.
I remember when Gisele was hot.
I can’t even rub one out to the Gisele dancing video…too hot to even imagine.
You wrote “Middleton” twice in the post and spelled it incorrectly both times, after spelling it right in the title. Take a lap, Prez. On second thought, don’t. The last thing you need is a second heart attack.
You sound gayer than the bloggers my ex-gf used to read and send me articles from (aka Perez Hilton and the like). I’m now going to call you a fag… FAG!
Never thought I’d say this but I actually WOULD prefer to read about the Red Sox doing, well, anything, like their reported signing of Napoli, a .306/.710 hitter at Fenway. Instead we get TMZ news about the royal family?? I know you’re not a sports site any more but what the fuck…
Yukon,
Ill give you the quick blog on Napoli. About 1 year and 20 million to much. Half the league had a 306/710 avg at Fenway taking Beckett/Lackey/Wake deep over the years.
Point taken.
didn’t the redsox sign mike napoli today..
..ummm like 3 hrs ago..still waiting
for the sports part of barstool sports..
ohh ya and fuc* mo..
d’oooh should have read comments
before posting..my bad..
..but still fuc* mo..
A few short moths ago….”Now for the the Royal mounting. Prepare yourself my dear. Lie back and think of England. Egads!!!!I arrive…..The royal sperm!”
Nothing says distinguished royalty like being ahead of a guess that ass post.
This only proves she does more than anal.
I’m sure you’ll still be throwing creepy parties 19 years from now, maybe you can get their royal asses into a Fuck!n Foam party for free.
Your transition to being the next track girl for the Herald is nearly complete
I just hope when they have the kid they hire a different car service then Kate’s mother in-law used. Those guys left a lot to be desired
Oh its good to be the King . well someday King after my grandmother dies and my father dies
highly debatable blog. you’re like my mom
Lay off the banana bread, pork chop.
Kate Middleton might not even become a Queen, even when William ascends.
love the hardos who get rattled about pres loving gay shit. obviously doing it to get a reaction. on a lighter note i’ve watched that gisele video three times in a row now