Kate Upton Just Flat Reinvented the Cat Daddy Game….Cum Everywhere!
This is flat ruthless. I tried my hardest not to bust a nut, but I couldn’t do it. Once the beat hit at the 20 second mark I was out. Cum everywhere. Seriously I think Kate Upton did the impossible here. She outdid her Dougie dance. I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it with my own two eyes. You know what else is crazy. Upton goes through long stretches where I think she’s overrated. And then she drops the Cat Daddy on your head from the clouds and you wake up in a dark alley cold, shivering, naked with dried up cum all over you. Just pure unadulterated dick wrecking ability.
I think it’s pretty safe for work since my supervisor just stood over my shoulder and said “can you make this HD”
I’m glad i’m sitting at my desk.
i wonder who’s better in the sack. upton or gretzky?
Tomcaronsgoatee, the only person who knows that answer is Dro Man
FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!
The squeeze at the end killed me
Looks like I need to buy another monitor…again. thanks Pres.
That Dougie video looks like one Dateline Mysteries would show to make u feel bad after she was brutally murdered by her manager.
I just spit out my cum and I wasn’t even drinking any
terrible. when is someone gonna tell this bitch to step on a scale, write down that weight, subtract it by 30-40 and then weigh that.
I’m sorry…DIRECTED by Terry? No one “Directed” that. The only direction that was taking place here was up..and me.
The bikini is so small. I can’t handle it!
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She is the finest dancer of our generation. Fred Astaire<Michael Jackson<Emmitt Smith<Kate Upton. BRAVO BRAVO!
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My dick went La Luna after that performance.
Just remarkable tits. Honestly though, the rest of her doesn’t really stack up to other smokes like Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansan, I think menounos is hotter than her too.
Kate Upton just made the Yankee hat more famous than Jay-Z can.
Jesus Christ, just what I need, a perma-boner at work.
There is no doubt in my mind I wouldylast more than 20 seconds
Can somebody please hack her phone
wait, that scarlet johansson? http://dk3rv6hblwrlz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/images/scarlett_johansson_fat2.jpg
Again, fat and overrated!
I’m damp…
So we’re still pretending this fat girl with sloppy tits is the hottest thing on the planet?
NO THANKS.
Jesus Christ the way those hips move.
Pres should ban anyone that hates on her she is so hot if you claim otherwisee you should have your balls chopped off
I pretty sure the people who say she’s fat are not virgins. That’s what an actual real woman looks like when you take off the clothes boys. Unless you like seeing a girls ribs, no thanks.
I’d stick a a hunting knife through my right eyeball (dominant eye) and into my brain in exchange for 30 minutes of ass-play with her. True story.
I hate that balding stupid hipster for being able to see that first hand
upside down view – Finally someone agrees with me.
Again, not calling her ugly, but she is definitely overrated, has an awkward shape to her, and has sloppy t’s.
I would let her CHOP my balls off, THROW them down on the floor, and STOMP on them with a pair of high-heel cowgirl boots, just to get 1 big SNIFF of her chubby-innie belly-button.
she probably shouldnt be hanging out in buffalo bills house
Anyone calling her fat and not hot is a moron. I don’t even know. Crazy part is that she’s only 19.
I don’t think this chick is the hottest on the planet, but instead of suggesting she’s fat, why don’t you just admit that you are a cum-guzzling faggot. We’d all have more respect for you.
Very hot. Extremely overrated.
If you don’t think she’s hot, you may want to contact gaystoolie.
Somewhere her dad is crying.
she really cant dance at all. And to the people that say who gives a shit, i say this, you start to notice all the flaws in women after you cum. Like instantaneously
what magical elixir does that shitstick terry richardson have? how does a smelly, ugly hipster get all these hotties to take their clothes off for him?
if someone offered you 200k or a 24 hour sex marathon with her would you take the money, im taking upton. real question is how much would they have to offer to not take the sex marathon
Id say the 200k is good with me. I’ll take that money over her
She dances like Elaine Benes and has no curves, just big, sloppy tits. Plus, she sounds like a mega-cunt who has her head so far up her own ass she needs a glass bellybutton to see. Give me any of today’s wake ups over her.
I can’t wait to get home so I can pull an Old Faithful Geyser all over the bedroom ceiling to this video.
People say she’s skinny but KK fat? Where KK has the most impressive curves on a woman?? Both are equally annoying but I would go as far to say KK is hotter than this chick. Seriously, wait until Upton is as old as Kim…
How I’d love to drop a galon of my pimp juice on her. Skeet skeet skeet skeet!!
Kate Upton’s inner fat girl is dying to get out http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/f/fat_girl_poster-12965.jpg
I agree with stro this chick is real. And to all those haters on her tits they are perfect for French rolling. Ever tried doing that with small hard tits? It just isn’t the same. Perfect 10 in my eyes
Kris10 you a little jealous? Jeez you have nice tits and all but you and skinny either
Raging Boner
I would suck her dad’s dick just to find out where she came from.
Does she have teretts?
kris10 = Kris Humphries?
KK is so a pos and bbc lover that there’s no reason to consider her hot anymore. I’d definitely take this fat, sloppy titted, extremely overrated Kate Upton over KK. I’d also definitely take the 200k over Upton and spend it on a hot chick instead of sexing fat, sloppy titted, extremely overrated Kate Upton.
sbrit20, solid work.
KK = Dumpy ass & hotdogs down a hallway
Kate = 19-year old goddess
Who give two shits what she’s going to look like in 10 years??? Some other smoke will be giving us raging boners by then.
Trust me Kris is beautiful, pump the brakes. She just got a thing for Kim K.
PURE GOLD!!
I’m with Kris10, Upton doesn’t have the figure like KK to embrace the weight
Dude stro I’m not denying kris isn’t good looking but she isn’t skinny either and she is trying to convince us that Kate is fat. It’s the pot kalling the kettle black. Im not saying kris is fat but she shouldn’t be talking about Kate’s size
Not to mention Kate is 5’10″ 125 with 33d’s. That is far from being overweight
how do you guys know what kris10 looks like?
Who, her? She’s ugly.
-Clark Griswold
Without the huge bombs and nice 19-year old body that is a terrible dancer. The tits and body makes that one of the hottest dances I’ve seen since the Amsterdam trip.
Sorry wilburham, I’m taking the 200k. No piece of ass is separating me from 200k unless they have a good legal team.
Stro dated her and she is on twitter…….
holy SMOKES! shes so fucking fine its rediculous
Holy shit
@shadynast — you are a fucking idiot. Her body is perfect, all the right curves, in all the right places. You clearly smoke pole (not that there is anything wrong with that, this is America after all, you can have all the gay butt sex you want).
Anyone who thinks Kate Upton is fat is a fuckin poser.
haha…. oh boy. i love how you can tell im fat based on my fat tit picture.
Can someone please post a pic of kris10? I want to know what my next anal victim looks like.
Probably should just drop it. Next.
^haha anal victim, good luck def not down for ass play.
thanks stro
If you don’t want to bury your face in those tits you are a cum guzzling faggot
Mark it down, that counts as a response.
I never called you fat but yes under those big tits a see a pudgy stomach
bro nothing pudgy trust me, I would know 100%.
Even gaystoolie popped a boner off this shit.
@im_kris10
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1826063748/082688.jpg
Oh so kris10 = Kristen = a girl? I was thinking Kris Humphries.
But wait, how do you people know what kris10 looks like?
tits down, she’s got a weird margaret cho block body going on.
Look at the pic I just posted
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0add1d649d&view=att&th=13709903c969bdde&attid=0.1&disp=thd&zw
Straight fire. Had no idea this many gays liked BSS.
It’s actually a yahoo account I use
and dave’s one to talk…. he’s carrying a 12 pack and a fire crotch :/
Bitter much?
Man alive! Fucking Ri-Dic-U-Lous!
Dear God this is pointless.
Guy vs girl comment fight. Yes.
To all the haters, yes, her tits are undoubtedly very soft. If that’s a dealbreaker for you, you are the gayest faggot in the history of gay faggots, you fucking fag.
Hey kris Mein Penis ist eine riesige Flammenwerfer
Kris, those natural? If so, I ain’t mad atcha…
Ooooo she’ll be eating blubber alright, just after I free willy
Of course they are natural
Kate Upton is just about the farthest possible thing from overrated.
chicks fire…gaystoolie there’s a lot of homos in the comment section ..
kris, i cant see them can you send a link that works, thanks BD
Click on my link will that’s where they are
dont know how to. https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0add1d649d&view=att&th=13709903c969bdde&attid=0.1&disp=inline&safe=1&zw
Holy fuck, i just busted a nut while watching this beautiful women. I am in the process of cleaning my sheets as the residue was to much beare. Fuck the faggots that say she is fat, total cock suckers who like crack whores….pissing me off
For all you haters out there, saying Kate Upton is not hot enough for you doesn’t change the fact that you’re probably overweight still live in the basement of your parents house. So if you seriously don’t think Kate Upton is hot enough you might as well get a magnifying glass, find your dick, and insert it promptly into a wood-chipper because you clearly wont be using it anytime soon.
ah nice, i looked at dave’s link but it was blocked , used a work around
PS why the fuck are you showing ur tits on barstool unless you want to get fucked by the stoolies, not judging, just asking
BD, I have them. Message me on the book or something.
because boobs are fun and why kate upton is bangin
After I give Upton a thorough tongue bathing, I’ll do the same for you kris10. Don’t mention it – the pleasure is all mine. Damn!
Flaws everywhere with Upton. Gimme Paulina any and every day over this bitch.
Kate Upton is hot but Kris 10 is clearly a fat broad
pj18, raging homosexual…have fun with paulina while I rail Upton to no end
Wait really Paulina over uptonNo fucking way. Paulina does the stupid duck face and she is a disease ridden whore. I would still double wrap it and fuck her but upton trumps her 365 a year
WOW
I’d vote for Obama just to smell her bikini bottom.
midas69 – please let us know when you’re done railing Upton to no end, because we know that’s definitely going to happen.
Those titties want to be free, I was hoping they’d come out to play. How am I supposed to get any work done now?
O-VER-RATED CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP. Tits look like someone got tired blowin a pool floaty up and just put enough in to keep their head above water. She’s got handles for days. Why is everyone so obsessed with her? because she’s young? I’d take the Great One over her every day of my life.
anyone that says she’s fat is a cum guzzling fag. what’s wrong with a little meat? gotta grab onto somethin for that wild 20 second ride…
fucknuts, its where the meat is. she’s not fat, but she’s not supermodel hot yet
and could this be any more awkward and creepy. You can see how uncomfortable she is, and I don’t blame her. That creepy dude has definitely boned 1000x hotter tail than I will ever, that shit aint fair
Upton isn’t fat. Kris on the other hand is obviously chubby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YJotxQV15CA&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fs.ytimg.com%2Fyt%2Fswfbin%2Fwatch_as3-vflH4K7LD.swf
http://thenineroute.blogspot.com/
i like how pres posts a video with a guy in it who has been accused of rape several times
Buncha virgins on here who’ve never seen real girls naked before (Youjizz doesn’t count). Paulina Gretzky looks like any whore out of Haverhill that’ll blow you for a few bumps of coke. Kate Upton transforms my dick into a cream factory. I’d pay a solid $1600 to slip it in and last the entire 45 seconds it would take to blow.
XXL bikini.
I would let her fart in my eyeball